***OFFICIAL KICKOFF THE 2020 NFL SEASON TNF TEXANS VS CHIEFS GAME THREAD***

[T0mShane]

3 minutes ago, RobR said:

Instead of a Mulligan I like to call it a Maccagnan.

I believe my scouting report on Mahomes was “he plays QB like a spastic five year old who grabbed the Nintendo controller while playing Tecmo”

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Get me some garbage time fantasy points Deshaun.  I need them.

There you go, and a rushing TD to boot!

[playtowinthegame]

Look at that fogged up face shield.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I believe my scouting report on Mahomes was “he plays QB like a spastic five year old who grabbed the Nintendo controller while playing Tecmo”

Really interested to read your scouting report on Matt Leinart.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, playtowinthegame said:

Look at that fogged up face shield.

 

I bought anti-fog spray for like $15, Andy.  C'mon man.  

[nycdan]

1 minute ago, playtowinthegame said:

Look at that fogged up face shield.

If I was the Head Coach of a team with Mahomes and the rest of that roster, I might be fogging up my face shield, too.

[Philc1]

3 hours ago, PS17 said:

Will Fuller.

I started him tonight and pleased with the result.  

[Barry McCockinner]

Colinsworth giving Texans defense credit for doing the best they can ?

[Jetsfan80]

People who bet the under (O/U - 54.5) are flipping out right now.

[jeremy2020]

Just now, Barry McCockinner said:

Colinsworth giving Texans defense credit for doing the best they can ?

Earlier in the game when KC was marching down the field he said that Texans were using a genius defensive strategy..it just wasn't working..

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Really interested to read your scouting report on Matt Leinart.

Leinart was banging Brazzers-quality porn stars up in Van Nuys as a true freshman. To me, he’ll always be a Hall of Famer. 

[Barry McCockinner]

4 minutes ago, playtowinthegame said:

Look at that fogged up face shield.

Definitely my Halloween costume

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Colinsworth giving Texans defense credit for doing the best they can ?

Participation trophies will abound for every team that goes up against the KC offense this year.  

[T0mShane]

Just wait until O’Brien pauses the game and starts practice over again

[jeremy2020]

Just now, T0mShane said:

Just wait until O’Brien pauses the game and starts practice over again

Did anyone tell Judge he can't do that in an actual game?

[Jetsfan80]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Leinart was banging Brazzers-quality porn stars up in Van Nuys as a true freshman. To me, he’ll always be a Hall of Famer. 

Was this in the scouting report?

[Sarge4Tide]

Is Jimmy Fallon funny?

[Jetsfan80]

4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

People who bet the under (O/U - 54.5) are flipping out right now.

54 points.  Vegas is incredible.

Also, I'm an oracle:

  

4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Final:  Chiefs 34, Texans 20.

 

[Barry McCockinner]

2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Participation trophies will abound for every team that goes up against the KC offense this year.  

I mean who is stopping them though? I feel like they can only beat themselves.

[RobR]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Leinart was banging Brazzers-quality porn stars up in Van Nuys as a true freshman. To me, he’ll always be a Hall of Famer. 

So you must have loved Josh Rosen. Guy was legendary at UCLA.

[Jetsfan80]

Just now, Barry McCockinner said:

I mean who is stopping them though? I feel like they can only beat themselves.

Exactly.  People will be giving teams credit for showing up because they won't be able to do anything else.

[Philc1]

2 minutes ago, jeremy2020 said:

Did anyone tell Judge he can't do that in an actual game?

Would he even care?

[jeremy2020]

2 minutes ago, Sarge4Tide said:

Is Jimmy Fallon funny?

No.

[Philc1]

1 minute ago, RobR said:

So you must have loved Josh Rosen. Guy was legendary at UCLA.

Shaun King.  I heard legends about that guy 

[Philc1]

2 minutes ago, Sarge4Tide said:

Is Jimmy Fallon funny?

 

[jeremy2020]

1 minute ago, Philc1 said:

Shaun King.  I heard legends about that guy 

Sam Darnold. I heard that guy was banging skanks right and left. Even got mono from one. 

[Philc1]

Chiefs with the FU FG

[Philc1]

Just now, jeremy2020 said:

Sam Darnold. I heard that guy was banging skanks right and left. 

Someone arrange him a marriage 

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, RobR said:

So you must have loved Josh Rosen. Guy was legendary at UCLA.

The Original WAP Macher

[Patriot Killa]

Watson is overrated.

[nycdan]

2 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Exactly.  People will be giving teams credit for showing up because they won't be able to do anything else.

It does seem like Brees and Brady will just be keeping the career TD and yardage records warm for Mahomes.  He had one more TD pass tonight that was dropped and another that was called back because of a knee down on the 1 yard line.  Of course there was an INT that was dropped too but still, the guy just looks so comfortable back there.

[SAR I]

1 minute ago, Patriot Killa said:

Watson is overrated.

So Darnold is the #3 quarterback in the AFC.  

Cool. 

SAR I

[Jetsfan80]

10 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said:

Watson is overrated.

I'm amazed how many Jets fans who have watched Sam Darnold get sabotaged by his own franchise are coming away from tonight with this take on Watson.  Amazed.  

[nycdan]

1 minute ago, Patriot Killa said:

Watson is overrated.

This would be a really bad time for HOU to figure that out.

[T0mShane]

1 minute ago, Patriot Killa said:

Watson is overrated.

Can’t believe Gase ruined Watson ?