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It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was

almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to

her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her

car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally

remembered her dad's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard, she

should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she

would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and

sure enough in a little while, a snow plow went by, and she started to

follow it. As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very smug as

they continued, and she was not having any problem with the blizzard

conditions.

After quite sometime had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the

snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and

signaled her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to

know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long

time. She said that she was fine and told him of her dad's advice to

follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that

it was OK with him, and she could continue if she wanted...but he was

done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Kmart next .

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GGG and Brenda were standing on opposite sides of a river.

GGG yells "How do I get to the other side?"

Bren yells back, "You ARE on the other side!

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Heard this one?

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It is square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the

policewoman.

"Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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GGG and Brenda were standing on opposite sides of a river.

GGG yells "How do I get to the other side?"

Bren yells back, "You ARE on the other side!

GGG and Brenda were standing on opposite sides of a river.

Bren yells "How do I get to the other side?"

GGG yells back, "How does my hair look? Cute Right?"

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