jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Being a HC in the NFL is complicated. We all know Gase sucks the big one but do you believe you could do better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 I'd put Jim Bob Cooter in charge. So, yes, I'd do better than Gase. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said: I'd put Jim Bob Cooter in charge. So, yes, I'd do better than Gase. I honestly think most of us would be better. It's sad but completely true. Plus bonus points, I make eye contact when I talk to people. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 As a head coach in the NFL? No, I'd be awful. As a head coach in an Eastern European women's football league? You bet I'd slay the sh*t outta that. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: As a head coach in the NFL? No, I'd be awful. As a head coach in an Eastern European women's football league? You bet I'd slay the sh*t outta that. Waitaminute. Do your eyes aim in the same direction? Better than Gase. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 The better question is could anyone here be worse? What's the difference between 0 wins and embarrassing yourself weekly and the possibility of 0 wins and embarrassing yourself every week? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, SayNoToDMC said: The better question is could anyone here be worse? What's the difference between 0 wins and embarrassing yourself weekly and the possibility 0 wins and embarrassing yourself every week? Good point. Any of us would (1) have an excuse; and (2) lose for a helluva lot cheaper. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 There are inanimate objects that can outcoach Gase 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, Philc1 said: There are inanimate objects that can outcoach Gase Yeah, including our last HC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sonny Werblin Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 Well, I couldn’t do worse. He’s winless. 3 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sonny Werblin said: Well, I couldn’t do worse. He’s winless. Would you punt on 4th down whilst down two scores with 5 minutes left in the game? No? BETTER THAN GAZE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 99% of Madden players would call a better game than Gaze. 75% of Tecmo Bowl Players. 50% of duck-duck-goose players. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, jgb said: Yeah, including our last HC. Bowles drooling on himself on the sidelines was actually better. It’s incredible. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixhead Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Seriously most of us would be better than Gase. We all know what to do on 3rd and 1 and 4th and 1. We know not to run Gore 15 times a game. We all know to sit down with our QB and work on plays that will highlight his strengths. We all know to game plan and design plays for that week that will isolate the opposing teams weaker players and to create mismatches with motion and misdirection. We all know that we won't know everything so we will have good coaching staffs to help us run the team. Easy Peasy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Nixhead said: Seriously most of us would be better than Gase. We all know what to do on 3rd and 1 and 4th and 1. We know not to run Gore 15 times a game. We all know to sit down with our QB and work on plays that will highlight his strengths. We all know to game plan and design plays for that week that will isolate the opposing teams weaker players and to create mismatches with motion and misdirection. We all know that we won't know everything so we will have good coaching staffs to help us run the team. Easy Peasy! You're hired. Just don't expect the Johnsons to validate your parking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, jgb said: Would you punt on 4th down whilst down two scores with 5 minutes left in the game? No? BETTER THAN GAZE. While playing Madden, I use to love calling fake punt plays. On 1st down. A lot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted October 13, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: While playing Madden, I use to love calling fake punt plays. On 1st down. A lot. Hired! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, Spoot-Face said: While playing Madden, I use to love calling fake punt plays. On 1st down. A lot. I bet that has a better success rate than Frank Gore lurching forward on an off tackle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Nixhead said: Seriously most of us would be better than Gase. We all know what to do on 3rd and 1 and 4th and 1. We know not to run Gore 15 times a game. We all know to sit down with our QB and work on plays that will highlight his strengths. We all know to game plan and design plays for that week that will isolate the opposing teams weaker players and to create mismatches with motion and misdirection. We all know that we won't know everything so we will have good coaching staffs to help us run the team. Easy Peasy! It's insane. I've said this before and meant it about drafts for years, but it's true for play calling also. The Johnsons keep paying 7 figures for results worse than taking a twitter poll of their angry, drunk, fans. We've always been smarter and that isn't me complementing us, they're just awful 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, SayNoToDMC said: It's insane. I've said this before and meant it about drafts for years, but it's true for play calling also. The Johnsons keep paying 7 figures for results worse than taking a twitter poll of their angry, drunk, fans. We've always been better Yeah but how do we compete with this? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, jgb said: I bet that has a better success rate than Frank Gore lurching forward on an off tackle. Or a 3rd and 11 TE screen to Chris Herndon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, jgb said: Yeah but how do we compete with this? Oh God this fuggin idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Just now, Philc1 said: Or a 3rd and 11 TE screen to Chris Herndon Chris Herdon comp 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Philc1 said: Oh God this fuggin idiot Never take advice from a dude that looks like a swiffer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Nixhead said: Seriously most of us would be better than Gase. We all know what to do on 3rd and 1 and 4th and 1. We know not to run Gore 15 times a game. We all know to sit down with our QB and work on plays that will highlight his strengths. We all know to game plan and design plays for that week that will isolate the opposing teams weaker players and to create mismatches with motion and misdirection. We all know that we won't know everything so we will have good coaching staffs to help us run the team. Easy Peasy! It reminds we of what Ron Jaworski said about playing for Marty Schottenheimer in KC. They had an extensive playbook Marty had compiled over the years, and when it came time to gameplan, they’d pair it down to about 30 plays, but as it got closer and closer to game time Marty would eliminate most of the plays because he had Christian Okoyo who would be getting 25+ touches on 3 different run plays. So, he only needed 10 to 15 plays on his playsheet for the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, jgb said: I bet that has a better success rate than Frank Gore lurching forward on an off tackle. You'd be surprised how often it'd work. And a surprisingly effective defensive play? Kick Return Middle. I love special teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, jgb said: Never take advice from a dude that looks like a swiffer Oh my God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 HC? no.. I mean maybe? lol... i would give my OC and DC complete control of running their units and work managing the game - but i don't know how to make 6'5 300lb men who grew up in areas of the country I can't begin to pretend i understand - who make millions- energized. I don't have that kind of experience. What i could do - is run laps around our last 2 GMs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Philc1 said: Oh my God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 I’d watch clips from the great coaches and give incredible motivational pre and post game speeches. I’d put together a slamming coaching staff and start by getting the hottest chic to be the strength conditioning coach. No more hamstring issues ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet2020 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 My grandmother can coach better from the grave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 hours ago, jgb said: I honestly think most of us would be better. It's sad but completely true. Plus bonus points, I make eye contact when I talk to people. Well in defense of Gase, he makes eye contact as well......to his own eyeballs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornJetsFan1983 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 The sentence below is a better coach that Gase, so yes I would be a better coach because I would defer to the sentence below. "Throw for first down yardage and let running backs run the ball" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Almost everyone here couldn’t organize a practice. FOH with this thinking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Beaver said: Almost everyone here couldn’t organize a practice. FOH with this thinking. The question isn’t whether you’d be a good HC. Just whether you’re better than Gase. Most of us would heavily delegate all this technical stuff and actually make intelligent calls during the game such as on 3rd and 7 situations. I do think most of us would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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