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43 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

No my penis. I heard you have a tattoo on your ass cheeks one side W other side W soells WOW upside down spells M O M gross dude. 

I still haven't gotten over that you call your penis "Jamaica". Is it because of the long, sordid history of homophobia?

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3 hours ago, jetophile said:


Uh-oh, possible foot in mouth alert. I hope to all that's Holy that that's not @Bugg's kid. Hate the tattoo artist, not the person behind the tattoo. Thanks in advance. Anyway, if you stretch your imagination really far, it does kind of look like Joe Douglas, haha . . . No, wait, more like the bald guy dime store pocket game where you take the magnet stick and move the metal dust and put beards mustaches and hair on it.

EDIT: Wait, wait, wait, I got it. Now I really, really got it what this reminds me of. Mummy Boy of Llullaillaco:


Only he's dead and not smiling and is also over 500 years old.

Quaid....you must start...the..reactorrrr.

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2 hours ago, Beerfish said:

The only thing worse than getting a girls name tattooed on you is to get a football player or coach or gm tattoed on you.

Especially if their name is something like assface.

EDIT: Please don't misconstrue, I wasn't aiming anything at you or calling you assface. It's just an observation that people put some real ugly and stupid chit on themselves.

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6 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Holy, this is the primary reason why people should be really particular about their player usernames. If you're going to use a player name, do yourself a favor and use someone tried, proven, or loved, like Barkum, Schroy, Clifton, Owens, Sample, etc. Using a new draft choice is almost always a bad idea and may cause unnecessary angst to oneself, lol.

Unless of course the whole point is to be absurd, which is a whole other animal. I've mentioned this before, but there was a poster on another site whose handle was Mark Brunell's Debt.  Brutal. I thought it was so funny, haha. And if anybody in the house knows of Vick Blows, high 5.

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The brothers Johnson hire and therefore fires the coach.

JD has no such power.

deal with it.

ps, I pray for the day that the Jet GM DOES hire/fires the Jet head coach. Only then will this franchise make positive strides. I’m not holding my breath however.

So no one needs to worry about what part of his body that a JD tattoo should go.

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5 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

Tiny head attached to a big fat body. Perfect.


3 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said:

Well I've had absolutely no complaints and you seem compelled to react as well. I must have got you thinking?

The depth of insecurity that would compel this reply, rather than having a laugh = I hit the nail on the mushroom head.

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