Barry McCockinner Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 43 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: No my penis. I heard you have a tattoo on your ass cheeks one side W other side W soells WOW upside down spells M O M gross dude. I still haven't gotten over that you call your penis "Jamaica". Is it because of the long, sordid history of homophobia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 5 hours ago, jetophile said: At least he'll be safe from tiger attacks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: I still haven't gotten over that you call your penis "Jamaica". Is it because of the long, sordid history of homophobia? Are you illiterate if you are you can get help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Are you illiterate if you are you can get help. No, I can read just fine, thanks. Are you telling me, "it gets better"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The only thing worse than getting a girls name tattooed on you is to get a football player or coach or gm tattoed on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 3 hours ago, jetophile said: Uh-oh, possible foot in mouth alert. I hope to all that's Holy that that's not @Bugg's kid. Hate the tattoo artist, not the person behind the tattoo. Thanks in advance. Anyway, if you stretch your imagination really far, it does kind of look like Joe Douglas, haha . . . No, wait, more like the bald guy dime store pocket game where you take the magnet stick and move the metal dust and put beards mustaches and hair on it. EDIT: Wait, wait, wait, I got it. Now I really, really got it what this reminds me of. Mummy Boy of Llullaillaco: Only he's dead and not smiling and is also over 500 years old. Quaid....you must start...the..reactorrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 No tattoos for me, why put bumper stickers on a Lamborghini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 1 hour ago, joewilly12 said: No tattoos for me, why put bumper stickers on a Lamborgheni None for me either, but I always say why mar the porcelain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Beerfish said: The only thing worse than getting a girls name tattooed on you is to get a football player or coach or gm tattoed on you. Especially if their name is something like assface. EDIT: Please don't misconstrue, I wasn't aiming anything at you or calling you assface. It's just an observation that people put some real ugly and stupid chit on themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 19 hours ago, jetstream23 said: joewilly and Spoot walk into a tattoo parlor.....yada yada yada.....an hour later.... A buddy of mine made this movie. RIP, Danny Leiner. : / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 6 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: @TebowTime Holy, this is the primary reason why people should be really particular about their player usernames. If you're going to use a player name, do yourself a favor and use someone tried, proven, or loved, like Barkum, Schroy, Clifton, Owens, Sample, etc. Using a new draft choice is almost always a bad idea and may cause unnecessary angst to oneself, lol. Unless of course the whole point is to be absurd, which is a whole other animal. I've mentioned this before, but there was a poster on another site whose handle was Mark Brunell's Debt. Brutal. I thought it was so funny, haha. And if anybody in the house knows of Vick Blows, high 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Integrity28 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: I call my penis Brutus but I never thought of naming my butthole. Tiny head attached to a big fat body. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Integrity28 said: Tiny head attached to a big fat body. Perfect. Well I've had absolutely no complaints and you seem compelled to react as well. I must have got you thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 WTF, HAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadienJetsFan Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 The brothers Johnson hire and therefore fires the coach. JD has no such power. deal with it. ps, I pray for the day that the Jet GM DOES hire/fires the Jet head coach. Only then will this franchise make positive strides. I’m not holding my breath however. So no one needs to worry about what part of his body that a JD tattoo should go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Integrity28 said: Tiny head attached to a big fat body. Perfect. 3 hours ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Well I've had absolutely no complaints and you seem compelled to react as well. I must have got you thinking? The depth of insecurity that would compel this reply, rather than having a laugh = I hit the nail on the mushroom head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 4 hours ago, jetophile said: WTF, HAHAHAHA. isn't that the mask? I had a guitar player that looked like that lol.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 you could kill 2 birds with one "stone" by becoming a literal namesake of the Johnson's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/16/2020 at 8:57 AM, jetophile said: Done! I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, GREENBEAN said: Done! I'm in! Hahaha. It kinda reminds me of Peyton Manning. Now that I've said it, I bet you can't unsee it, hahaha. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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