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So, how will the Jets screw this up? (Because we all know they're going to) #TankForTrevor

The Tank plan is too simple and straightforward. How will it get screwed up?  

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  1. 1. How will the Tank for Trevor plan fall on its face?

    • The usual way. Jets win a meaningless game late in the season and miss out on the #1 pick.
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    • The Jets go winless but still miss out on the #1 pick due to some strange COVID forfeit or related abnormality or shenanigan that would only happen to the Jets. (possibly involving Belichick somehow)
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    • The Jets get the #1 pick but Trevor Lawrence comes to his senses, realizes that the girls at Clemson are more fun than playing for the ****ing Jets and he goes back to school for another year.
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    • Some other totally crazy Jetsy situation that could only happen here (ex. They turn in the draft pick late and someone jumps them. They turn in a draft card with the wrong name on it, etc.)
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    • The Jets trade down from #1 (You read that right. Because Jets.)
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    • It seems to work perfectly. The Jets draft Trevor Lawrence, they trade Darnold for good value, but then discover Trevor has a degenerative disc in his back or is going blind in one eye so that his career only lasts 2 years.
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    • It seems to work perfectly. The Jets draft Trevor Lawrence, they trade Darnold for good value, but then Gase ruins his new QB the way the ****ing Jets have ruined every other good thing they've ever had. (and Darnold probably wins a Super Bowl as a Saint)
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    • Other?
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It's all too easy.

Bad team.  Historically bad team losing by multiple touchdowns every weekend even to other bad teams.

There's almost no way the Jets can mess up the Tank for Trevor, right?

 

right?

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we'll prolly end up winning 5 games or so at the end....

and JN can say how Sam has made the leap....

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Anyone thinking we go 0-16 is just being silly. The probability of that is extremely low. 

We are going to win 1 maybe 2. It will be about strength of schedule in the end. 

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Jets will win enough games (3) to keep Gase's job for him. 

The nightmare will continue. 

Trevor will go on to a wonderful career with the Falcons. 

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Once Gase gets fired (during the season) the team will come out the next week during a bye to prove a point (that Gase is the worst) and pull out a win.

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14 minutes ago, jmat321 said:

Flacco is undefeated against Miami, I think we win this weekend

Big road win for them last week, come into the game and play like sh*t and we do enough to win. 

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Its very likely now that Sam will have All the wrs, back next week, as well as Becton. They are going to win or two, if healthy, and pick 3rd. 

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I chose other...
 

We get the pick.

We get the player. 

Something happens, Captain James Morgan needs to play, and he plays lights out. When it comes time to make an RGIII or Kirk Cousins decision, we choose the wrong one and watch the other go on to tremendous success battling Darnold in four successive SuperBowls.

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1 hour ago, jmat321 said:

Flacco is undefeated against Miami, I think we win this weekend

Sorry Flacco, but I want to see the future.  Strained calf during warm ups please.  Sam or Captain Morgan for the start.  

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Don’t want to jinx it but fitz tragic could hand them a win tomorrow 

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1 hour ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

Trevor will pull a PEYTON MANNING and stay in school . Little chicken sh-t . 

He’s graduating in December and plans to enter the draft 

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2 hours ago, jetstream23 said:

It's all too easy.

Bad team.  Historically bad team losing by multiple touchdowns every weekend even to other bad teams.

There's almost no way the Jets can mess up the Tank for Trevor, right?

 

right?

I predict the Jets will surprise us with their creativity.  This will be their coup de grâce.  Maybe we'll actually get him and he'll live up to billing but society will fall apart so who will even care?!  Something along those lines.

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14 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I predict the Jets will surprise us with their creativity.  This will be their coup de grâce.  Maybe we'll actually get him and he'll live up to billing but society will fall apart so who will even care?!  Something along those lines.

Just as T-Law and the Jets are about to take the field at the Super Bowl, the bombs drop.

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3 hours ago, freestater said:

Jets will win enough games (3) to keep Gase's job for him. 

The nightmare will continue. 

Trevor will go on to a wonderful career with the Falcons. 

“ Soar Trevor SOAR!” 

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6 minutes ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said:

The Giants could get him.

Thats all you need. Every Giants fan alive wearing a T Lawrence jersey.

Least my Aunt and my Dad be happy. Us getting Trevor and destroying another young promising QB makes no one happy. Especially you and I my friend. 

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48 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Least my Aunt and my Dad be happy. Us getting Trevor and destroying another young promising QB makes no one happy. Especially you and I my friend. 

What if the Jets get Lawrence and he is the real deal? 

The Jets are overdue for the curse to end. The Chiefs finally won another Super Bowl after a 50 year drought, but it took a real QB.

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7 minutes ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said:

What if the Jets get Lawrence and he is the real deal? 

The Jets are overdue for the curse to end. The Chiefs finally won another Super Bowl after a 50 year drought, but it took a real QB.

This curse isn’t ending anytime soon my brother. 
 

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6 hours ago, The Crusher said:

This curse isn’t ending anytime soon my brother. 
 

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Holy hell. Splitting image and same kind of hat too. I hate those kind of hats. Slouch hats.

Did Woody teach him everything that he knows?

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I think they’ll win 3 games, be tied for worst record and lose is SOS tie-breaker.

But that third win is a last win against the other team’s back-ups.

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9 hours ago, Sharky7337 said:

He ain't coming to NY Peyton Manning 2.0

 

I'm surprised this wasn't an option.

 

There's also a possibility that the Jets take....someone else at 1.01.

Like the Browns took Mayfield over Darnold. 

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16 hours ago, Sharky7337 said:

He ain't coming to NY Peyton Manning 2.0

 

7 hours ago, predator_05 said:

 

I'm surprised this wasn't an option.

 

There's also a possibility that the Jets take....someone else at 1.01.

Like the Browns took Mayfield over Darnold. 

That was the third option.  He goes back to Clemson.

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8 hours ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said:

Holy hell. Splitting image and same kind of hat too. I hate those kind of hats. Slouch hats.

Did Woody teach him everything that he knows?

Honestly I think Chris said he learned everything he knew sitting in the corner during his brothers meeting. Probably spanking it. 

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