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2 hours ago, HessStation said:

Me in my basement currently trying to reverse jinx this thread

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2 hours ago, Irish Jet said:

Thanks.

He's now going to throw for 350+ and 3 TD's.

Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages and knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear and you'll never see him again.  

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Flacco had some of his best games, historically, in big spots against the Patriots.  His career performances:

  • 10/4/2009:  27-47, 264 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 78.7 QB Rating
  • 10/17/2010:  27-35, 285 yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 119.3 QB Rating
  • * 1/22/2012:  22-36, 306 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 95.4 QB Rating
  • 9/23/2012:  28-39, 382 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 117.7 QB Rating
  • * 1/20/2013:  21-36, 240 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT, 106.2 QB Rating
  • 12/22/2013:  22-38, 260 yds, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 56.9 QB Rating
  • * 1/10/2015:  28-45, 292 yds, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 92.1 QB Rating
  • 12/12/2016:  37-52, 324 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 92.1 QB Rating

* Playoff games

 

We're winning this game, and it will be all @Jet_Engine1's fault.

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Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

Flacco had some of his best games, historically, in big spots against the Patriots:

  • 10/4/2009:  27-47, 264 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 78.7 QB Rating
  • 10/17/2010:  27-35, 285 yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 119.3 QB Rating
  • * 1/22/2012:  22-36, 306 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 95.4 QB Rating
  • 9/23/2012:  28-39, 382 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 117.7 QB Rating
  • * 1/20/2013:  21-36, 240 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT, 106.2 QB Rating
  • 12/22/2013:  22-38, 260 yds, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 56.9 QB Rating
  • * 1/10/2015:  28-45, 292 yds, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 92.1 QB Rating
  • 12/12/2016:  37-52, 324 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 92.1 QB Rating

* Playoff games

 

We're winning this game, and it will be all @Jet_Engine1's fault.

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20 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Flacco had some of his best games, historically, in big spots against the Patriots.  His career performances:

  • 10/4/2009:  27-47, 264 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 78.7 QB Rating
  • 10/17/2010:  27-35, 285 yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 119.3 QB Rating
  • * 1/22/2012:  22-36, 306 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 95.4 QB Rating
  • 9/23/2012:  28-39, 382 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 117.7 QB Rating
  • * 1/20/2013:  21-36, 240 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT, 106.2 QB Rating
  • 12/22/2013:  22-38, 260 yds, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 56.9 QB Rating
  • * 1/10/2015:  28-45, 292 yds, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 92.1 QB Rating
  • 12/12/2016:  37-52, 324 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 92.1 QB Rating

* Playoff games

 

We're winning this game, and it will be all @Jet_Engine1's fault.

"in big spots" is key here

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2 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Dude is the Ernst Volkheim of the NFL....The ultimate Tank Commander. Dude literally DOES NOT CARE about the Jets or winning games. He'll refuse to get hurt for this trash fire,  and will take no chances. His passion and fire for the Jets is comparable to Neil O'Donnell's. 

He is the perfect man for the job. 

Oh captain, my captain

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2 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Dude is the Ernst Volkheim of the NFL....The ultimate Tank Commander. Dude literally DOES NOT CARE about the Jets or winning games. He'll refuse to get hurt for this trash fire,  and will take no chances. His passion and fire for the Jets is comparable to Neil O'Donnell's. 

He is the perfect man for the job. 

Say what you like about Keymouth Johnson, but I shrieked out loud when he said in his book that O'Donnell "was like a stiff puppet in the pocket." He wasn't one for tact, but it was funny as fck because he wasn't wrong.

Just Give Me the Damn Ball!: The Fast Times and Hard Knocks of an NFL Rookie by [Keyshawn Johnson, Shelley Smith]

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10 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Dude is the Ernst Volkheim of the NFL....The ultimate Tank Commander. Dude literally DOES NOT CARE about the Jets or winning games. He'll refuse to get hurt for this trash fire,  and will take no chances. His passion and fire for the Jets is comparable to Neil O'Donnell's. 

He is the perfect man for the job. 

 

8 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Flacco had some of his best games, historically, in big spots against the Patriots.  His career performances:

  • 10/4/2009:  27-47, 264 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 78.7 QB Rating
  • 10/17/2010:  27-35, 285 yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 119.3 QB Rating
  • * 1/22/2012:  22-36, 306 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 95.4 QB Rating
  • 9/23/2012:  28-39, 382 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 117.7 QB Rating
  • * 1/20/2013:  21-36, 240 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT, 106.2 QB Rating
  • 12/22/2013:  22-38, 260 yds, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 56.9 QB Rating
  • * 1/10/2015:  28-45, 292 yds, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 92.1 QB Rating
  • 12/12/2016:  37-52, 324 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 92.1 QB Rating

* Playoff games

 

We're winning this game, and it will be all @Jet_Engine1's fault.

 

Thanks @Jet_Engine1

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8 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Flacco had some of his best games, historically, in big spots against the Patriots.  His career performances:

  • 10/4/2009:  27-47, 264 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 78.7 QB Rating
  • 10/17/2010:  27-35, 285 yds, 2 TDs, 0 INTs, 119.3 QB Rating
  • * 1/22/2012:  22-36, 306 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 95.4 QB Rating
  • 9/23/2012:  28-39, 382 yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 117.7 QB Rating
  • * 1/20/2013:  21-36, 240 yds, 3 TDs, 0 INT, 106.2 QB Rating
  • 12/22/2013:  22-38, 260 yds, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 56.9 QB Rating
  • * 1/10/2015:  28-45, 292 yds, 4 TDs, 2 INTs, 92.1 QB Rating
  • 12/12/2016:  37-52, 324 yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 92.1 QB Rating

* Playoff games

 

We're winning this game, and it will be all @Jet_Engine1's fault.

Also if I remember correctly Adam Gase always got his teams ready to play the Patriots 

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14 hours ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Dude is the Ernst Volkheim of the NFL....The ultimate Tank Commander. Dude literally DOES NOT CARE about the Jets or winning games. He'll refuse to get hurt for this trash fire,  and will take no chances. His passion and fire for the Jets is comparable to Neil O'Donnell's. 

He is the perfect man for the job. 

Another wonderful "retarded" take from our resident narcissist. 

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Well, well, well, the New York Jets, there they were last night skating on the fine edge of shame and glory. They lost, and I'm confused if it's shameful or glorious, but whatever.

I said it yesterday, but I just can't find it within myself to root for the Jets to lose; BUT if it was death by natural causes or something like that, then the coroner has to do what the coroner has to do: forget the autopsy, it's idiopathic, anyway. C'mon, c'mon, issue that death certificate and let's get moving with this funeral already.

It'll be like an old-time turn of the century NYC Irish wake, where people laugh, drink, smoke cigars and have a great time with the body in the room.

Speaking of bodies, I couldn't take my eyes off of Flacco's body language and the way he was comporting himself. It was like he was on a terrible blind date and couldn't wait for it to be over. He clearly did not give a shi t on any level on top of looking like he was medicated into oblivion. Valium or quaaludes, you decide.

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