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3 minutes ago, Gastineau Lives said:

Management, Coaches, Players:

Trilogy of Terror (1975) watching … | Retro horror, Horror movie art, Movie  posters

You should be banned! This was GREAT!

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2 hours ago, peebag said:

Jaws 4 - The Revenge

 

 

Richard Jeni was a huge Jets fan.  RIP

Come to think of it, he may have been the inspiration for "Kenny" on Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm sure he knew Larry David

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For me it's Nashville. People in the theater were actually sounded like they were in pain.  

No affiliation to the team, just really bad movies. 

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23 minutes ago, More Cowbell said:

For me it's Nashville. People in the theater were actually sounded like they were in pain.  

No affiliation to the team, just really bad movies. 

Robert Altman's movie?

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1 hour ago, peebag said:

DAVID LYNCH RULES!!!

One of my all-time favorite directors.  Love Lynch's off beat take on life and how it translates to his films.

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1 hour ago, Fantasy Island said:

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worst movie ever, and longggggggggg.

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10 minutes ago, peebag said:

Robert Altman's movie?

Gotta be.  I liked Nashville, but Altman's work is definitely an acquired taste.  You either get him or you don't.  The master of the tracking shot.

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1 hour ago, chirorob said:

Peter Jackson's 1st movie

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Anyone who has the gall to equate that cinematic masterpiece to the Jets deserves to end up as a crunchy bit in Lord Crumb's upchuck.

Though, I can see similarities with Gase and Derek. Especially when it comes to eye movement.

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1 minute ago, TnT said:

EASY!!!

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Damn it.  I was going to post this earlier but got sidetracked.  Well done, TnT.

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Teen Wolf.

Not explaining it, you either get it or you’re stupid and uncultured.

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1 hour ago, peebag said:

Robert Altman's movie?

I know. A lot of people liked it but I wasn't the only one that felt this way when I saw it. People in the theater I saw it in were very vocal about it. One guy screamed out I wish watching this movie was easy when that song was playing. 

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7 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Damn it.  I was going to post this earlier but got sidetracked.  Well done, TnT.

Great minds...

Woody/Chris plays the Dr, and WE play the centipede 🥴🤢🤮

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7 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Teen Wolf.

Not explaining it, you either get it or you’re stupid and uncultured.

Because someone takes their junk out at the end?

I’m going with Hell Comes to Frogtown. 

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So I would say Armageddon-except rewritten so that Bruce Willis does not actually save the world. The bomb detonates too late and the asteroid ends up colliding with and destroying earth, but just before the shocking carnage the explosion blows off Bruce Willis’ head and his decapitated head in slow motion flies into and gives Liv Tyler one last kiss from daddy before she’s impaled by Ben Affleck’s penis and the world explodes and the human race is eliminated. At the end the camera pans back in space to two aliens high fiving each other as it turns out the asteroid was actually centuries of compacted and dried alien crap that they fired at us because they were so disgusted by the human race they seeded hundreds of thousands of years ago.

Yeah, that’s the movie I compare the Jets to.


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37 minutes ago, Panzer Division Marduk said:

Anyone who has the gall to equate that cinematic masterpiece to the Jets deserves to end up as a crunchy bit in Lord Crumb's upchuck.

Though, I can see similarities with Gase and Derek. Especially when it comes to eye movement.

When the guy is shoving bits of alien brain back into his head, and using a tie to hold it in place....

I meant more the season is in Bad Taste, and the Johnsons are like Aliens giving a big FU to the fans.

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41 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Hated the original low budget film ("The Room") and this POS retelling.  BUT, it accurately describes most of our HCs and GMs.

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the original movie it's based on is actually a better film

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7 hours ago, jetophile said:

'Troll 2'

 

Was just going to post the same thing, lmao

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4 hours ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

 

^^

Love this movie.

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2 hours ago, Gastineau Lives said:

Management, Coaches, Players:

Trilogy of Terror (1975) watching … | Retro horror, Horror movie art, Movie  posters

Ever see the sequel? Trilogy of Terror 2 featuring Mark Sanchez, Geno Smith, and Sam Darnold.

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4 hours ago, jetophile said:

Oh, man, I am The Queen of Bad Movies! I can also almost always find something funny about something that isn't supposed to be. We shriek like Hell whenever we watch 'Psycho' when Dr. Simon (the Psychiatrist) is explaining Norman's psychopathy, partly because it reminds us of 'Glen or Glenda'! It's the best part of the movie!

Sam Loomis: "Why was he . . . dressed like that?"

District Attorney (deeply annoyed): "HE'S A TRANSVESTITE!"

Dr. Simon: "Not exacty! A man who dresses in women's clothing in order to achieve a sexual change or satisfaction is a transvestite. But in Norman's case he was simply doing everything possible to keep alive the illusion of his mother being alive!"

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Wasn’t “Plan 9 From Outer Space” named the worst movie ever made?? It’s so bad its entertaining. Scenes shift from night to day and back to night; Bella Lugosi died during filming and there are scenes where him and his replacement (who doesn’t look like him) are interchanged; you can see the strings holding up the Flying Saucer; cheap sets....etc. It’s great!!!!

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4 hours ago, jgb said:

The Producers.

Woody has figured out long ago that he can make more money in this league with a cheap loser than an expensive winner.

This.

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Plan 9 from outer space.... on of director Ed Wood's finest. Rates right up there with the Miami fake spike game.

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