whodeawhodat Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 How I envisioned his conversation pregame with gase went AG: Hey Dowell, come into my office, I need you to do something for me. DL: Hey coach! Need me to grab you some more smelling salts? AG: No no, Dowell. I have my own special blend. Here, take this clipboard and pen. I need you to have these items in your hand at all times on the field. When we are on offense, you keep your eyes on the clipboard at all times! Even if you are talking to someone, your eyes do not leave this clipboard while we are on offense. DL: I cant watch your offense??? AG: No DL: But I really like watching and learning where the future of offense is going. AG: Dammit Dowell, I said no! I am the alpha male here, you obey! I am looking out for you. When we are fired after the last game of the season, you best bet for a future job is as Spencer's stunt double on the King of Queens. How do you expect that when you cant even act like you are calling plays! DL: YESSIR!!! AG: Okay then, now take these 2 pouches of Strawberry Big League Chew and before every offensive series, take a wad and put it in your mouth under your mask. DL: Ewwwww, strawberry.... ugh... AG: FINE!!! Give me those, you can have my Grape Big League Chew, I'll take the Strawberry. DL: Thanks Coach, you are the bestest! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryu79 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 DL: But I really like watching and learning where the future of offense is going. That made me giggle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodeawhodat Posted December 14, 2020 Author Share Posted December 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, ryu79 said: DL: But I really like watching and learning where the future of offense is going. That made me giggle. I have SAWCES!!! I like the alpha male part and now I have that big league chew commercial in my head. YOUR IN THE BIG LEAGUES when you keep that drive alive YOUR IN THE BIG LEAGUES when you kick a punt or two YOUR IN THE BIG LEAGUES when your in the big league chew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 What did dowell login to? It was never said in the story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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