Nolder Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 Votecount (2) 80 - Ballin, JC (2) Gata - Drums, CTM (1) Jif - Stark (1) Barry - Jvill (1) Jvill - Barry (1) Spoot - Gata (1) Stark - Spoot With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 21 hours ago, Nolder said: As you all walk in to the game thread at the start of Day you notice familiar faces. Everyone is happy to see their mafia forum buddies since it's been awhile since the last game and everyone has had a tough year and a stressful holiday season. After making the rounds once or twice things start to get awkward. You all know why you're here and you know some among you are not who they seem to be. The initial chatter dies down and everyone looks around waiting for someone else to do something first. The moment drags on. Eyes shift back and forth, quicker each time. Someone coughs and a few heads snap at the sound. In the back there's a quick but sharp pffffttt of a fart and a few people shuffle away covering their mouths. The tension continues to build again and when several people are internally thinking this is going on too long so something must be wrong a loud voice booms through a small unnoticed speaker in the corner of the room: "BEGIN." So are we supposed to be looking for the guy who farted? If @The Crusher was playing we could make short work of this. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: So are we supposed to be looking for the guy who farted? If @The Crusher was playing we could make short work of this. Im so glad we’re talking about farting and not this dumpster fire in the US right now. ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvill 51 Posted January 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, jvill 51 said: So are we supposed to be looking for the guy who farted? If @The Crusher was playing we could make short work of this. Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart. I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years. I also @GATA rule @GATA out. Robots don’t have any need to fart. CTM, nope. The stench from his lack of bathing would have already sent the rest of the roster “shuffling away covering their mouths”.. a fart might have been a welcome reprieve, or else the odor would have been completely masked any way and drawn no reaction. The Ape.. now there’s a possibility. Known for slinging his own feces around a room, he would have no problem letting one rip. But again, I keep coming back to the “quick but sharp” description. It just doesn’t fit. And he wouldn’t be the type to hide it. No, quick but sharp. That’s a distinct type of flatulence. Befitting of someone who lacks the ability to suppress bodily functions, perhaps due to a complete lack of experience, a “premature release” if you will. This type of person would undoubtedly be part of the group “shuffling away”, throwing someone else, perhaps even a teammate of his, under the “bus” early on in the game. Who do we know who fits this profile... Unvote Vote 80 1 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, jvill 51 said: I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years. Not to mention that JiF's butthole is so loose that any air escaping sounds like a gentle breeze on a spring day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Really good question posed above - are the farters the mafia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 7 hours ago, GATA said: Im so glad we’re talking about farting and not this dumpster fire in the US right now. ❤️ I'm giving the entire thread 1 warning, do not bring news, current events, or politics into my game please. In the past I had a lax attitude about this and even made the odd comment here and there but I know Max went through a lot of trouble in the past year to separate this stuff from the rest of the site. Please respect his wishes or I'll be forced to have him come in and nuke the thread and I'm sure neither he nor I would appreciate that. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 Votecount (3) 80 - Ballin, JC, Jvill (2) Gata - Drums, CTM (1) Jif - Stark (1) Jvill - Barry (1) Spoot - Gata (1) Stark - Spoot With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 8 hours ago, GATA said: Im so glad we’re talking about farting and not this dumpster fire in the US right now. ❤️ Mafia is a sweet distraction. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallinPB Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Good Morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 37 minutes ago, BallinPB said: Good Morning mornin slut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 As the participants made their opening arguments one question floated gently to the surface and lingered fart oo long: who was this flatulent fugitive? This shifty sharter? This vaporous villain? This bottom burping bumpkin? This toot 'n scooter? This gastrointestinal gangster? This cheese cutting curmudgeon? This rotten ripper? No one knew but one thing was certainly clear. The cheek squeaker must be brought to justice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 10 hours ago, jvill 51 said: also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years. Jifs would pribably be better described as a quif or a poof 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Not to mention that JiF's butthole is so loose that any air escaping sounds like a gentle breeze on a spring day. Ninja'd damnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 10 hours ago, jvill 51 said: Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart. I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years. I also @GATA rule @GATA out. Robots don’t have any need to fart. CTM, nope. The stench from his lack of bathing would have already sent the rest of the roster “shuffling away covering their mouths”.. a fart might have been a welcome reprieve, or else the odor would have been completely masked any way and drawn no reaction. The Ape.. now there’s a possibility. Known for slinging his own feces around a room, he would have no problem letting one rip. But again, I keep coming back to the “quick but sharp” description. It just doesn’t fit. And he wouldn’t be the type to hide it. No, quick but sharp. That’s a distinct type of flatulence. Befitting of someone who lacks the ability to suppress bodily functions, perhaps due to a complete lack of experience, a “premature release” if you will. This type of person would undoubtedly be part of the group “shuffling away”, throwing someone else, perhaps even a teammate of his, under the “bus” early on in the game. Who do we know who fits this profile... Unvote Vote 80 Hard to argue with any of this tbh Un vote Vote 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Barry McCockinner Posted January 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2021 OK so we're really doing fart mafia. I don't understand how this happened without @The Crusher. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 It only seems too appropriate for me to be the first lynch of the 2021 Mafia season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 29 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: It only seems too appropriate for me to be the first lynch of the 2021 Mafia season. Damn it, I thought this was an open and shut case. But you not denying it is making me waver on whether it was actually you supplying it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 50 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: OK so we're really doing fart mafia. I don't understand how this happened without @The Crusher. Seriously though, I hope everything is okay with him. Haven’t seen him around lately and he’s hard to miss. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 7, 2021 Author Share Posted January 7, 2021 Votecount (4) 80 - Ballin, JC, Jvill, CTM (1) Gata - Drums (1) Jif - Stark (1) Jvill - Barry (1) Spoot - Gata (1) Stark - Spoot With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 13 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: Damn it, I thought this was an open and shut case. But you not denying it is making me waver on whether it was actually you supplying it. Whosoever denied it, thee shall have supplied it. - Flatulence 3:7 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 24 minutes ago, Drums said: Seriously though, I hope everything is okay with him. Haven’t seen him around lately and he’s hard to miss. LAST VISITED December 23, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: It only seems too appropriate for me to be the first lynch of the 2021 Mafia season. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, GATA said: why? Are you new here? @CTM how much of her memory have you erased? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Integrity28 Posted January 7, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Drums said: Seriously though, I hope everything is okay with him. Haven’t seen him around lately and he’s hard to miss. He said he was just taking a break from JN in general. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 No vote yet. GFY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 20 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Are you new here? @CTM how much of her memory have you erased? Seems like a factory reset. Smart move, with the advancements in adaptive AI gonna be real hard to use her past meta against her. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: OK so we're really doing fart mafia. I don't understand how this happened without @The Crusher. I don't think any of us want to encourage crushre flatulence, consequences are dangerous in an uncontrolled environment 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 34 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Are you new here? @CTM how much of her memory have you erased? Her impulse to murder needed to be wiped, in an effort to eradicate it all we overshot a bit. The worst part is that we didn't get it all and she's still a murderbot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, CTM said: Her impulse to murder needed to be wiped, in an effort to eradicate it all we overshot a bit. The worst part is that we didn't get it all and she's still a murderbot Unvote Vote CTM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stark Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 16 hours ago, jvill 51 said: Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart. I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years. I also @GATA rule @GATA out. Robots don’t have any need to fart. CTM, nope. The stench from his lack of bathing would have already sent the rest of the roster “shuffling away covering their mouths”.. a fart might have been a welcome reprieve, or else the odor would have been completely masked any way and drawn no reaction. The Ape.. now there’s a possibility. Known for slinging his own feces around a room, he would have no problem letting one rip. But again, I keep coming back to the “quick but sharp” description. It just doesn’t fit. And he wouldn’t be the type to hide it. No, quick but sharp. That’s a distinct type of flatulence. Befitting of someone who lacks the ability to suppress bodily functions, perhaps due to a complete lack of experience, a “premature release” if you will. This type of person would undoubtedly be part of the group “shuffling away”, throwing someone else, perhaps even a teammate of his, under the “bus” early on in the game. Who do we know who fits this profile... Unvote Vote 80 nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Integrity28 said: He said he was just taking a break from JN in general. Some days I wish I had his resolve. Especially during FB season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 8, 2021 Author Share Posted January 8, 2021 Votecount (4) 80 - Ballin, JC, Jvill, CTM (1) Gata - Drums (1) Jif - Stark (1) Jvill - Barry (1) Stark - Spoot (1) CTM - Gata With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Pew pew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 10 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Pew pew Is this your way of admitting you dealt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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