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(1) Barry - Jvill

(1) Jvill - Barry

(1) Spoot - Gata

(1) Stark - Spoot

 

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Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart. I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would a

I would like to reveal.. I’m Deshaun Watson and I will be the QB of the NY Jets next year. 

7vs.2 = 9 like wtf? lol it's 5 vs. 2  

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18 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

So are we supposed to be looking for the guy who farted? If @The Crusher was playing we could make short work of this.

Im so glad we’re talking about farting and not this dumpster fire in the US right now. ❤️
 

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2 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years.

Not to mention that JiF's butthole is so loose that any air escaping sounds like a gentle breeze on a spring day.

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7 hours ago, GATA said:

Im so glad we’re talking about farting and not this dumpster fire in the US right now. ❤️
 

I'm giving the entire thread 1 warning, do not bring news, current events, or politics into my game please. In the past I had a lax attitude about this and even made the odd comment here and there but I know Max went through a lot of trouble in the past year to separate this stuff from the rest of the site. Please respect his wishes or I'll be forced to have him come in and nuke the thread and I'm sure neither he nor I would appreciate that. Thank you.

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(3) 80 - Ballin, JC, Jvill

(2) Gata - Drums, CTM

(1) Jif - Stark

(1) Jvill - Barry

(1) Spoot - Gata

(1) Stark - Spoot

 

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

 
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As the participants made their opening arguments one question floated gently to the surface and lingered fart oo long: who was this flatulent fugitive? This shifty sharter? This vaporous villain? This bottom burping bumpkin? This toot 'n scooter? This gastrointestinal gangster? This cheese cutting curmudgeon? This rotten ripper? No one knew but one thing was certainly clear. The cheek squeaker must be brought to justice!

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10 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years.

Jifs would pribably be better described as a quif or a poof

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7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Not to mention that JiF's butthole is so loose that any air escaping sounds like a gentle breeze on a spring day.

Ninja'd damnit 

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10 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart.

I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years.

I also @GATA rule @GATA out. Robots don’t have any need to fart.

CTM, nope. The stench from his lack of bathing would have already sent the rest of the roster “shuffling away covering their mouths”.. a fart might have been a welcome reprieve, or else the odor would have been completely masked any way and drawn no reaction.

The Ape.. now there’s a possibility. Known for slinging his own feces around a room, he would have no problem letting one rip. But again, I keep coming back to the “quick but sharp” description. It just doesn’t fit. And he wouldn’t be the type to hide it.

No, quick but sharp. That’s a distinct type of flatulence. Befitting of someone who lacks the ability to suppress bodily functions, perhaps due to a complete lack of experience, a “premature release” if you will. This type of person would undoubtedly be part of the group “shuffling away”, throwing someone else, perhaps even a teammate of his, under the “bus” early on in the game. Who do we know who fits this profile...

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29 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

It only seems too appropriate for me to be the first lynch of the 2021 Mafia season.  

Damn it, I thought this was an open and shut case. But you not denying it is making me waver on whether it was actually you supplying it.

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50 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

OK so we're really doing fart mafia. I don't understand how this happened without @The Crusher.

Seriously though, I hope everything is okay with him. Haven’t seen him around lately and he’s hard to miss. 

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(1) Gata - Drums

(1) Jif - Stark

(1) Jvill - Barry

(1) Spoot - Gata

(1) Stark - Spoot

 

With 13 alive it takes 7 to lynch.

 
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13 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Damn it, I thought this was an open and shut case. But you not denying it is making me waver on whether it was actually you supplying it.

Whosoever denied it, thee shall have supplied it.  

- Flatulence 3:7

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2 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

It only seems too appropriate for me to be the first lynch of the 2021 Mafia season.  

why?

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20 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Are you new here?

@CTM how much of her memory have you erased?

Seems like a factory reset. Smart move, with the advancements in adaptive AI gonna be real hard to use her past meta against her.

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2 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

OK so we're really doing fart mafia. I don't understand how this happened without @The Crusher.

I don't think any of us want to encourage crushre flatulence, consequences are dangerous in an uncontrolled environment

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34 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Are you new here?

@CTM how much of her memory have you erased?

Her impulse to murder needed to be wiped, in an effort to eradicate it all we overshot a bit.

The worst part is that we didn't get it all and she's still a murderbot 

 

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10 minutes ago, CTM said:

Her impulse to murder needed to be wiped, in an effort to eradicate it all we overshot a bit.

The worst part is that we didn't get it all and she's still a murderbot 

 

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16 hours ago, jvill 51 said:

Though now that I think about it, from the description “quick but sharp” doesn’t strike me as a Crushluv variety fart.

I also don’t suppose JiF would be a suspect here, as I doubt Crusher would allow his women to fart in public and he’s therefore probably learned subconsciously to repress or else mastered the silent fart over the years.

I also @GATA rule @GATA out. Robots don’t have any need to fart.

CTM, nope. The stench from his lack of bathing would have already sent the rest of the roster “shuffling away covering their mouths”.. a fart might have been a welcome reprieve, or else the odor would have been completely masked any way and drawn no reaction.

The Ape.. now there’s a possibility. Known for slinging his own feces around a room, he would have no problem letting one rip. But again, I keep coming back to the “quick but sharp” description. It just doesn’t fit. And he wouldn’t be the type to hide it.

No, quick but sharp. That’s a distinct type of flatulence. Befitting of someone who lacks the ability to suppress bodily functions, perhaps due to a complete lack of experience, a “premature release” if you will. This type of person would undoubtedly be part of the group “shuffling away”, throwing someone else, perhaps even a teammate of his, under the “bus” early on in the game. Who do we know who fits this profile...

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nicely done.

 

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(1) Gata - Drums

(1) Jif - Stark

(1) Jvill - Barry

(1) Stark - Spoot

(1) CTM - Gata

 

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