Smizzy Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I didn't. Did you? If so...Do tell. (not with yourself or Farm/Domestic/Wild Animals) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al NYC Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Well, you're married dude, don't feel so bad. Sucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Hold the head here, I'm the one ****ing this goat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Not I. But the day's not over yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 Not I. But the day's not over yet! Let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE? OR CAN BY MYSELF COUNT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE? OR CAN BY MYSELF COUNT? Reread my 1st post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon88 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Damn It! Damn It! Damn It!!! Be Right Back....gotta Go To The Mac Machine Then To The Corner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 No sex No Taylor Pork Roll No broccolli rabe Bummer, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETROCK Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Nope...not today, not yesterday and tomorrow doesn't look good either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Ask me this question early Saturday morning after Friday Night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 No sex No Taylor Pork Roll No broccolli rabe Bummer, eh? Heck, you don't need none o' dat JC.. you got 'it'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Lastnight at this time, yes. Tonight doesn't look likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Ask me this question early Saturday morning after Friday Night. You're going to have to tear yourself away from those gay ass musicals first son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetCane Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Heck, you don't need none o' dat JC.. you got 'it'!! Back atcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Morning noon and nite..... I just love my B.O.B...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I've been married going on 8 years on the 14th. Yeah right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfe Jet Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago... Haven't seen it for months, and the immediate future is not promising.... The only action I see is my wife breastfeeding... ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 OK I know you disqualified masturbation, but what about the stranger? You know, sit on your hand long enough until you can't feel it anymore? Then it's just like being with another person when you close your eyes and tell yourself it isn't your hand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanByMarriage Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 OK I know you disqualified masturbation, but what about the stranger? You know, sit on your hand long enough until you can't feel it anymore? Then it's just like being with another person when you close your eyes and tell yourself it isn't your hand!! too much info!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witten_82 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 too much info!!!! not enough actually. Go on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 You're going to have to tear yourself away from those gay ass musicals first son. Maybe I should drive my tractor around the corn fields. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 I will be celebrating 31 years of marriage come May...you can guess the answer to this topic question. Before I got married, my friend told me to get a gallon jug and each time I had sex in my first year, throw in a bean. Then take out a bean everytime I had sex starting in my second year...that sucka is still half full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 1, 2006 Author Share Posted March 1, 2006 My wife gave birth 3 weeks ago... Haven't seen it for months, and the immediate future is not promising.... The only action I see is my wife breastfeeding... ugh. Makes you just wanna slap that llittle bastard and tell him to move over,right?? I mean damn...don't hog the titty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 Makes you just wanna slap that llittle bastard and tell him to move over,right?? I mean damn...don't hog the titty! Sweet milk, suck it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Maybe I should drive my tractor around the corn fields. You guys need to get your farm states right. Kansas is the wheat state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 You guys need to get your farm states right. Kansas is the wheat state. Yup, where you harvest your wildest oats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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