Me and The Chimp go back a long time. All the way back to 2009. For a while there I thought I could connect the moles on his face like a constellation, that it somehow symbolized greater things to come. Turned out it was just debris circling around Uranus. You were there when that was coined. It turned into a game like when we made up names for Justin McCareins (McStiffy, McMissedit, McDroppedit). So The Chimp, we had Herpes Chimplex, Chimples Simplex, Chimpelstiltskin, and the Jets an