Happy birthday to @jetophile, who is the most thought-provoking and erudite poster in message board history!
Me and The Chimp go back a long time. All the way back to 2009. For a while there I thought I could connect the moles on his face like a constellation, that it somehow symbolized greater things to come. Turned out it was just debris circling around Uranus.
You were there when that was coined. It turned into a game like when we made up names for Justin McCareins (McStiffy, McMissedit, McDroppedit).
So The Chimp, we had Herpes Chimplex, Chimples Simplex, Chimpelstiltskin, and the Jets an