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36 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Jeez.  Sounds like one angry beaver once had his Ukrainian lady stolen by 007.  

She may have been a secret Russian sympathizer selling nuclear secrets to the KGB, but you can't choose who you love.

I understand killing her, but did he have to f*ck her, too? Pompous man-whore.

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56 minutes ago, Drums said:

You say you are a beaver but your perfume reeks of bafoon. 

 

53 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:
buf·foon | \ (ˌ)bə-ˈfün How to pronounce buffoon (audio) \

Definition of buffoon

1 : a ludicrous figure : clown
2 : a gross and usually ill-educated or stupid person acting like a ridiculous buffoon
 
 
I love irony.

I miss the days when this would have been intentional. 

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7 hours ago, Stark said:

id kill for a nap... 20 minutes or 4 hours. figure Ill get one in about a year

 

lol, my kids are 7 and 3 now... the naps for me came when the little guy hit 2. i took so many naps, almost every day

with 1 kid, you play by the "sleep when they sleep rule"

with 2 kids, you can't ... you sort of have to wait until they can entertain each other, and you wife is saintly enough to say "go ahead" and then your head hits the pillow and OUT

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6 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

lol, my kids are 7 and 3 now... the naps for me came when the little guy hit 2. i took so many naps, almost every day

with 1 kid, you play by the "sleep when they sleep rule"

with 2 kids, you can't ... you sort of have to wait until they can entertain each other, and you wife is saintly enough to say "go ahead" and then your head hits the pillow and OUT

yes, before we had the "whoops" twins our youngest was 2 and everything was starting to normalize. Then "boom". game over. do not pass go, etc... so we are in chaos mode all day basically and most of the nights some night.

5, 3, and 9 month twins... smh.. lol.

14 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Are you virgin shaming me?

sh!t, 80's alt? 

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