even more humor

[djaparz]

a 11 year old boy looking through s fathers drawyer finds condoms... When he asks father what they are the father replies "condoms" the son then asks wjhat are they used for and the father quickly thinks and answers "they keep my cigarettes dry"

A few days later the young boy and his friend go to the store and ask the old clerk behind the counter for condoms... The clerk trying to have some fun with the boys asks oh yeah what size do you need -

without hesitation the young boy replies "oh i would say one that can fit a camel"

[toon88]

A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the toliet.

"How did you get in here so fast?" he asked.

"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"