Biggs Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Jetsbb said: Did any one else realize Rusty just admitted that Deshaun had sex with a massage therapist? No one else finds it objectionable to hire a licensed massage therapist and then end up having sex with her when she is doing the massage? Explain that one to me. Slightly less objectionable than having sex with your lawyer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelioJet Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 11 hours ago, Ghost said: Absolutely not but do you think that lawyers cares how the Texans or NFL are perceived? He wants his cut. Yeah, I'm not saying the lawyer is a good guy. I really don't know. But I can't imagine this is some type of conspiracy concocted by the NFL and/or the Texans owners to keep Watson down. Even thinking that is silly conspiracy nutty stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsbb Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 hours ago, Jetsbb said: Did any one else realize Rusty just admitted that Deshaun had sex with a massage therapist? No one else finds it objectionable to hire a licensed massage therapist and then end up having sex with her when she is doing the massage? Explain that one to me. Based on Buzbees facebook response he had the same thought I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike135 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 hours ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: I mean come on guy, you can’t go around slapping your dick into massage therapists. Freakin vagina hat wearing liberals taking my freedoms! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Did the lawyer file on Monday? Any news on a grand jury or too soon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Biggs said: Slightly less objectionable than having sex with your lawyer. , .... said the lawyer's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RutgersJetFan Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2021 Alright so someone just started a thread about Watson being framed, broke down everything logistically like a true sleuth does, and @Sperm Edwards bulldozes in and locks the thread. I’m not sure what his involvement is in the framing of Watson but apparently it goes a lot deeper than we all thought and even the mods are involved. 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike135 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: Alright so someone just started a thread about Watson being framed, broke down everything logistically like a true sleuth does, and @Sperm Edwards bulldozes in and locks the thread. I’m not sure what his involvement is in the framing of Watson but apparently it goes a lot deeper than we all thought and even the mods are involved. Touchy subject for Sperm. Ever wonder how he got that nickname? He used to be a masseuse. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 looks like this thread went full retard 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: Alright so someone just started a thread about Watson being framed, broke down everything logistically like a true sleuth does, and @Sperm Edwards bulldozes in and locks the thread. I’m not sure what his involvement is in the framing of Watson but apparently it goes a lot deeper than we all thought and even the mods are involved. lol just that it didn't need its own thread. I didn't delete his post. Jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 This is @T0mShane: https://www.theonion.com/14th-sexual-assault-lawsuit-against-deshaun-watson-forc-1846538591?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1616539502&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2r-zH5_L-Svxk1KseAfr6DBSOIdFr6WvFS9zXyAiFG-4hBb-G30BOKiMw 14th Sexual Assault Lawsuit Against Deshaun Watson Forces Fan To Reckon With Full-Blown Conspiracy Against Quarterback Yesterday 4:30PM CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—Finally stopping to consider the weight of the allegations after another massage therapist came forward, the 14th sexual assault lawsuit filed against Deshaun Watson Tuesday forced Texans fan Blaine Rockwell to reckon with a potential full-blown conspiracy against the quarterback. “I tried to avert my eyes at first, but all of these lawsuits clearly point to a powerful cabal of people working to undermine this man,” said Rockwell, emphasizing the need to take these allegations seriously and nip them in the bud before they could do any further damage to Watson’s reputation. “At first, I thought it was just one or two liars trying to ruin a great athlete’s life, but it’s clearly much deeper than that. I’d be naïve at this point if I didn’t admit that a massive, potentially satanic operation was responsible for these assault claims. There’s simply no other explanation.” At press time, Rockwell took to an online forum to speculate if the lawsuits were a “sting operation funded by the [Miami] Dolphins” to lower Deshaun Watson’s trade value. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post FidelioJet Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: This is @T0mShane: https://www.theonion.com/14th-sexual-assault-lawsuit-against-deshaun-watson-forc-1846538591?utm_campaign=The+Onion&utm_content=1616539502&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR2r-zH5_L-Svxk1KseAfr6DBSOIdFr6WvFS9zXyAiFG-4hBb-G30BOKiMw 14th Sexual Assault Lawsuit Against Deshaun Watson Forces Fan To Reckon With Full-Blown Conspiracy Against Quarterback Yesterday 4:30PM CORPUS CHRISTI, TX—Finally stopping to consider the weight of the allegations after another massage therapist came forward, the 14th sexual assault lawsuit filed against Deshaun Watson Tuesday forced Texans fan Blaine Rockwell to reckon with a potential full-blown conspiracy against the quarterback. “I tried to avert my eyes at first, but all of these lawsuits clearly point to a powerful cabal of people working to undermine this man,” said Rockwell, emphasizing the need to take these allegations seriously and nip them in the bud before they could do any further damage to Watson’s reputation. “At first, I thought it was just one or two liars trying to ruin a great athlete’s life, but it’s clearly much deeper than that. I’d be naïve at this point if I didn’t admit that a massive, potentially satanic operation was responsible for these assault claims. There’s simply no other explanation.” At press time, Rockwell took to an online forum to speculate if the lawsuits were a “sting operation funded by the [Miami] Dolphins” to lower Deshaun Watson’s trade value. What's awesome about this article - is it's The Onion. It's written to be absurd and comical... Yet more than half this board has taken this position as reality. 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Sperm Edwards said: lol just that it didn't need its own thread. I didn't delete his post. Jerk. Tsk tsk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post genot Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2021 Rumour has it that Watson has a non-functioning sphincter muscle. If the finger doesn't fit, you must acquit. 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: This is @T0mShane: UHHHHHH I AM A POSITIVIST 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 23 minutes ago, genot said: Rumour has it that Watson has a non-functioning sphincter muscle. If the finger doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 1 hour ago, FidelioJet said: What's awesome about this article - is it's The Onion. It's written to be absurd and comical... Yet more than half this board has taken this position as reality. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage69 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, T0mShane said: UHHHHHH I AM A POSITIVIST What does your Covid test have to do with anything?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 37 minutes ago, genot said: Rumour has it that Watson has a non-functioning sphincter muscle. If the finger doesn't fit, you must acquit. One of the accusers threw a football into his opening. Even Christian Hackenturd could hit the target. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayton163v Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Ben Had said: We Deserve a Happy Ending Official Music Video - YouTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayton163v Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 9 hours ago, The Crusher said: All this finger pointing. what now? My man!!! You beat me to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayton163v Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 hours ago, Mike135 said: Freakin vagina hat wearing liberals taking my freedoms! Paging Mark Foley. Stop that right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Sperm Edwards said: lol just that it didn't need its own thread. I didn't delete his post. Jerk. This aggression will not stand man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Doggin94it Posted March 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2021 22 hours ago, T0mShane said: If any of these women have legitimate grievances— and it seems as though they do—they’d probably be well-advised to seek out a lawyer that isn’t a weird Texans superfan who likes cameras, because it looks like a shakedown attempt orchestrated by a disgruntled ambulance-chaser out for revenge. At this point, it seems like there are only two possibilities: 1) Deshaun Watson is a sex pest; or 2) Deshaun Watson is the unluckiest man alive, an innocent who randomly happened to choose over 20 unlicensed massage therapists willing to destroy him as a human being with false sexual assault allegations in hopes of making money. Let the process play out, but I don't know how anyone can be strongly convinced it's option 2. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 13 hours ago, long time suffering Jets f said: It would be a ballsy move by JD. The NY media would explode like we never seen. I believe that Watson is innocent of these charges. The timing of this coming out tells me it’s a scam job by that sleaze ball Buzbee. If indeed Watson is cleared of these charges, JD would be lauded as a hero. 13 hours ago, greengeek said: I said this before, but I’ll repeat. If this is a scam job initiated by Houston, it is motivated to KILL the viable trade offers from outside. It is not motivated to allow us to get him on the cheap. While a big gamble on their part, it makes Houston his only viable paycheck this year. In economics-speak they killed the demand for Watson as a means to eliminate the supply. Stupid, but rings true to me. 12 hours ago, oatmeal said: Another underrated part of this is Houston just gave Watson 20 mill plus for basically one year of service. This maybe a underhanded way of recouping some of that money 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Doggin94it said: At this point, it seems like there are only two possibilities: 1) Deshaun Watson is a sex pest; or 2) Deshaun Watson is the unluckiest man alive, an innocent who randomly happened to choose over 20 unlicensed massage therapists willing to destroy him as a human being with false sexual assault allegations in hopes of making money. Let the process play out, but I don't know how anyone can be strongly convinced it's option 2. Prolly should have looked them up on Angies list first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, Doggin94it said: At this point, it seems like there are only two possibilities: 1) Deshaun Watson is a sex pest; or 2) Deshaun Watson is the unluckiest man alive, an innocent who randomly happened to choose over 20 unlicensed massage therapists willing to destroy him as a human being with false sexual assault allegations in hopes of making money. Let the process play out, but I don't know how anyone can be strongly convinced it's option 2. I wholeheartedly agree that he is likely a sex pest with extremely troubling comportment towards women, but I feel as though the NFL and NBA lifestyle produces many sex pests and the Jets should operate under that standard unless there are actual criminal charges presented, or a non-Buzbee client steps forward to make the case that Watson is an irredeemable psychopath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 On 3/23/2021 at 1:01 PM, Mike135 said: Sure, but the job is close to done. If teams end up not going after DW this offseason, the damage was done. Plus, imagine facing your: mom, aunts, nieces... at your next family gathering after this. Gotta suck. That last bit was so wrong, then I realized you weren’t going for Taboo American Style humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: I wholeheartedly agree that he is likely a sex pest with extremely troubling comportment towards women, but I feel as though the NFL and NBA lifestyle produces many sex pests and the Jets should operate under that standard unless there are actual criminal charges presented, or a non-Buzbee client steps forward to make the case that Watson is an irredeemable psychopath. So you've shifted from the Qeshaun Movement to alright he probably did it, but...football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: So you've shifted from the Qeshaun Movement to alright he probably did it, but...football. I am banking on him being a James Franco-levels of guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I am banking on him being a James Franco-levels of guilty Literally nobody will hire him right now and the only thing he's got coming out is a movie he directed produced and partially paid for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genot Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Rumour is now that Buzbee will call TomShane as a hostile witness. He'll testify that Watson's sphincter is functioning as nature intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Savage69 said: What does your Covid test have to do with anything?? *Mono Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, RutgersJetFan said: Literally nobody will hire him right now and the only thing he's got coming out is a movie he directed produced and partially paid for himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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