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Someone measure Wilson and Fields' necks STAT!


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23 hours ago, JetFreak89 said:

Well brothers, it seems that CookieMonsta was on to something after all. We may have finally found the measurement that will end the Wilson vs. Fields debate once and for all. 

I can't embed the picture but click the link to check it out. 

https://imgur.com/a/vFb2uiU

Essentially, there is a strong correlation between neck size and career passing yards. Unfortunately for @Villain The Foe and Mike Glennon, this applies to neck circumference and not length. It's all about the GIRTH baby!

***This year's draft class, ranked by neck circumference.

  1. Trey Lance

  2. Zach Wilson

  3. Justin Fields

  4. Trevor Lawrence

  5. Sam Ehlinger

  6. Kyle Trask

  7. Mac Jones

  8. Kellen Mond

  9. Jamie Newman

  10. Davis Mills

*** BTW I'm not looking up the circumference of each QBs neck.  This is a total made up ranking 

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1 minute ago, Beerfish said:

No wonder Jamarcus Russell had a kids head and neck on a huge body.

But what about Jared Lorenzon?  How do you splain dat?!?!?!

That's because you're confusing a thick neck with a thicc neck. Two very different things.

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11 minutes ago, Beaver said:

This year's draft class, ranked by neck circumference.

  1. Trey Lance

  2. Zach Wilson

  3. Justin Fields

  4. Trevor Lawrence

  5. Sam Ehlinger

  6. Kyle Trask

  7. Mac Jones

  8. Kellen Mond

  9. Jamie Newman

  10. Davis Mills

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Live footage of Sam Darnold inspecting his neck in the mirror right now:

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8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Oh, sh*t. Now I kinda feel bad.

 

 

 

 

Kinda.

Well I brought up his name in the 1st place so I will take the hit.  Santa won;t dock you for that one.

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7 minutes ago, jetstream23 said:

So you're saying that Trey Lance is head and shoulders above the other prospects?

Not quite, but it is neck and neck.

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