Popular Post Paradis Posted April 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2021 The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya - getting ripped on good hooch while we wait for pick #23 in the meantime. Take up painting. Read Aristotle... call your family to talk about feelings and possibly bad habits. just hold on a little longer 3 1 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pointman Posted April 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Paradis said: holding penises and singing kumbaya 2 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post jetstream23 Posted April 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2021 I haven't seen my father back east in over a year due to Covid. He got vaccinated a month ago, I get my second shot early next week. I'm flying to NJ on 4/28 to hang with him for a long weekend and watch the Draft. Commiserating and bitching about the Jets has been a serious part of our father/son bond for four decades. Looking forward to this! 25 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Embrace the Suck Posted April 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, Paradis said: we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya 3 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Louie Jet Fan Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 22 minutes ago, Paradis said: The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya - getting ripped on good hooch while we wait for pick #23 in the meantime. Take up painting. Read Aristotle... call your family to talk about feelings and possibly bad habits. just hold on a little longer Exactly whos penises? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Mirror, mirror, on the wall! Show me! Define me! I am the infinite telomerase! I am not an anti-existence! I am the perfect chain! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 Fiiiiine, hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, St Louie Jet Fan said: Exactly whos penises? Only one who gets it ☝☝ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointman Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, St Louie Jet Fan said: Exactly whos penises? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 This is sounding like my kinda party. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 30 minutes ago, Paradis said: The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seibelt Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 29 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: I haven't seen my father back east in over a year due to Covid. He got vaccinated a month ago, I get my second shot early next week. I'm flying to NJ on 4/28 to hang with him for a long weekend and watch the Draft. Commiserating and bitching about the Jets has been a serious part of our father/son bond for four decades. Looking forward to this! Hear Hear!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, freestater said: This is sounding like my kinda party. High five, errrr, six? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc855 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Im ready for a little late april thursday night meltodwn on here when we go defense at 23 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Just now, kevinc855 said: Im ready for a little late april thursday night meltodwn on here when we go defense at 23 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 All that penis holding may turn a bit messy once the pick actually happens. I suggest you Bring Your Umbrella 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradis Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, nycdan said: All that penis holding may turn a bit messy once the pick actually happens. I suggest you Bring Your Umbrella haha helluva visual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Paradis said: The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya - getting ripped on good hooch while we wait for pick #23 in the meantime. Take up painting. Read Aristotle... call your family to talk about feelings and possibly bad habits. just hold on a little longer Just checking, we are holding our own penises, not each others. Not that kind of kumbaya moment. Right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68JET11 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 hours ago, jetstream23 said: I haven't seen my father back east in over a year due to Covid. He got vaccinated a month ago, I get my second shot early next week. I'm flying to NJ on 4/28 to hang with him for a long weekend and watch the Draft. Commiserating and bitching about the Jets has been a serious part of our father/son bond for four decades. Looking forward to this! I'm driving up on the 19th to help my son move... Will be getting my second shot on the same morning before I drive up. However, he could care less about sports lol... Somehow sports skipped generations in my house. My dad wasn't a sports fan either, although all my cousins on his side of the family were Steelers fans, lol... I was a sports nut back then. I remember getting ridiculed by them all the time when we had family dinners in North Bergen, and me rooting for the JETS, or the Raiders at the time, because I always wanted them to beat the Steelers lol... Have fun with your dad.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Paradis said: The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya - getting ripped on good hooch while we wait for pick #23 in the meantime. Take up painting. Read Aristotle... call your family to talk about feelings and possibly bad habits. just hold on a little longer This seemed like a perfect time to use this awesome gift you gifted JetNation. ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 As soon as the pick is made the people against the pick will be much more vocal on the board than those who like/love the pick. It’s what makes the forum electric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Paradis said: we’ll all be holding penises. just hold on a little longer. Errr ... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Draft Day Cocktail: 1 & 1/2 oz. "Daily Drinker" Bourbon (not the kind you save for sipping neat). I use Four Roses Small Batch usually. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Disaronno Italian Liqueur. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Averna Sicilian Amaro Liqueur. A splash of Marachino Cherry syrup and two of the Cherries themselves. Mix well, serve over a large block of ice. Enjoy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Paradis said: The pick will be in, and we’ll all be holding penises and singing kumbaya - getting ripped on good hooch while we wait for pick #23 in the meantime. Take up painting. Read Aristotle... call your family to talk about feelings and possibly bad habits. just hold on a little longer And all this time I just thought you didn’t know how to spell Paradise! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 16 minutes ago, Warfish said: Draft Day Cocktail: 1 & 1/2 oz. "Daily Drinker" Bourbon (not the kind you save for sipping neat). I use Four Roses Small Batch usually. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Disaronno Italian Liqueur. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Averna Sicilian Amaro Liqueur. A splash of Marachino Cherry syrup and two of the Cherries themselves. Mix well, serve over a large block of ice. Enjoy. This is the Jets we're talking about. It was a good start, but I tweaked it a bit. 1 & 1/2 2 oz. Small-Batch Bourbon (I use 114 proof Noah's Mill usually) (not the kind you save for sipping neat). I use Four Roses Small Batch usually. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Disaronno Italian Liqueur. 1 & 1/2 oz. of Averna Sicilian Amaro Liqueur. A splash of Marachino Cherry syrup and two of the Cherries themselves. Mix well, serve over one ice cube a large block of ice. Repeat as each pick approaches 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I’ll bring the hookers and blow! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 5 hours ago, 68JET11 said: I'm driving up on the 19th to help my son move... Will be getting my second shot on the same morning before I drive up. However, he could care less about sports lol... Somehow sports skipped generations in my house. My dad wasn't a sports fan either, although all my cousins on his side of the family were Steelers fans, lol... I was a sports nut back then. I remember getting ridiculed by them all the time when we had family dinners in North Bergen, and me rooting for the JETS, or the Raiders at the time, because I always wanted them to beat the Steelers lol... Have fun with your dad.... I have several relatives and friends who could care less about sports as well. But they're big movie buffs or TV watchers. I just tell them sports is like a live movie where you don't know the ending, but neither do the guys performing.... which is a big difference from movies and TV shows. Oh well, to each his own. Good luck with the move! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 FROM THE JETS' OFFICAL SITE. Will the Jets Target Offense in the First 3 Rounds of the NFL Draft? GM Joe Douglas Has 10 Picks in 2021 NFL Draft and 5 Picks in Rounds 1-3 Apr 16, 2021 at 02:00 PM by Eric Allen, Ethan Greenberg & Randy Lange Throughout the offseason, NewYorkJets.com reporters Eric Allen, Ethan Greenberg and Randy Lange will each give their predictions to a series of questions regarding this year's Jets. Today's question: Will the Jets take more players on offense or defense in the first three rounds of the NFL Draft? EA: After Jets GM Joe Douglas traded Sam Darnold to Carolina and acknowledged the Jets would likely be taking a signal-caller with the No. 2 overall selection, he said: "We have to surround our new quarterback with as much talent as possible." That has stuck with me as draft countdown approaches hyperdrive. In terms of the top four strongest position groups in the entire class, Pro Football Focus went quarterback, tackle, wide receiver and interior offensive line. After the Jets get their quarterback at No. 2, they will be in prime position early to build around him with four additional picks in the top 86 overall. I envision Douglas, whose first pick as GM of the Jets was Mekhi Becton, will continue to fortify that line early in the 2021 draft. Before free agency began, Douglas said that he and Head Coach Robert Saleh wanted explosive playmakers and I think that hunt will extend into Rounds 1-3. And while a cornerback or linebacker could be taken before Round 4, my guess is four of the Jets' first five picks are used on players on offense. EG: It could go either way, but I'm leaning yes. We already know GM Joe Douglas said that it's a fair assessment the Jets will take a QB at No. 2 overall, which gives the offense a 1-0 lead. Douglas made more moves on the defensive side of the ball in free agency (added five on offense, six on defense) and I think this time the offense will receive a boost. In that same breath, it wouldn't surprise me if Douglas adds to the defense, but I think the split will be 3-2 either way, depending how the board shakes out. There are a lot of positions that still need to be addressed and I think Douglas will help support his rookie QB by adding as much as possible around him, whether that's a playmaker at RB-WR-TE or an offensive lineman. I don't think any of the free-agent signings preclude the Green & White from adding to that position. For example, even though the Jets added Corey Davis and Keelan Cole at WR, it wouldn't surprise me if they added another WR in the draft. Same at the edge with Carl Lawson and Vinny Curry. The Jets are in a position where they'll add the best player available. My gut says the offense will slightly edge the defense, but this is why we love the draft -- no one knows. RL: Only slightly, by a 3-2 margin. On the one hand, history favors the first draft of the Joe Douglas/Robert Saleh team leaning to the defense. Saleh is a D-coach and the Jets need D-help. Since Bill Parcells in 1997, the Green & White have had only one predominantly offensive coach and that was Adam Gase. From 2002-18, a 17-draft span, the Jets made 46 selections in the first three rounds and 29 were defensive players — a hefty 63% of those prime picks. On the other hand, Douglas/Saleh figure to be drafting a key offensive player up top, and they know they have to surround that quarterback with O-talent. Did they do enough of that so far in free agency? Maybe, but more can and will be done. Of course, how they stack their board will have much to say about this, too, but with the above two competing forces in play, I'd say the Jets are likely to use three of their five picks on the first two days on one side of the ball, say, QB-D-O-D-O. Not sure anyone has an inside track on what the Jets do, but whatever they want leaked out there, you can bet Randy Lange will be involved in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelioJet Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 hours ago, prime21 said: As soon as the pick is made the people against the pick will be much more vocal on the board than those who like/love the pick. It’s what makes the forum electric! Until 23 is up. Once Zach is picked - if he goes D at #23 we'll get a whole different crew that will lose it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswinbaby! Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I will be exactly 2 weeks older... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, jetswinbaby! said: I will be exactly 2 weeks older... 2 weeks closer to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Larz said: I’ll bring the hookers and blow! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 17 hours ago, Larz said: I’ll bring the hookers and blow! Well Cleveland just released Sheldon Richardson, so you’d have a buddy to watch with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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