Fred Jetstone Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 All this talk of ticket price$ and waiting lists has got me thinking. If the fans are willing to pay, and there's a waiting list for more fans who are willing to pay, and the stadium holds approx. 80,000 azzes. WHy not build a new stadium, in Queens, that holds 100,000 azzes? That way, you'd have an extra per-game revenue of 20,000. Why build a new stadium with the exact same amount of seats? So here goes. New stadium ideas: a) 100,000 seats Jet-theme: runway-looking moving sidewalks leading to the stadium c) Dudes in orange jumpsuits with those glowing orange sticks leading you to the right section. d) All vendors dressed as stewardess' (hot too) e) A first-class section (40 yrd line to 40 yrd line) with airline-style reclining seats f) A conveyor belt-like rotating skybox section. This entire section would move slowly around the stadium like a tram (approx. one revolution per quarter.) g) That whiiiring jet start-up sound blasting through the pa system right before the opening kickoff...with the sound of a jet taking off as the ball is kicked. h) Jets hall of fame museum in concourse. i) Wing-like platforms emerging from the side of the stadium to be used for tailgating. Equiped with tables, bbq pits & hot tubs. From afar this would look like jet wings. j) Bollywood Bar & Grill at main entrance. Cool, huh? Feel free to add to list. I'm sending the final version to Jay cross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BwanaZulia Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Wow. This stuff is still going around? Might as well post how we can bring back Moss and win last season. BZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 a) 100,000 seats Jet-theme: runway-looking moving sidewalks leading to the stadium c) Dudes in orange jumpsuits with those glowing orange sticks leading you to the right section. d) All vendors dressed as stewardess' (hot too) e) A first-class section (40 yrd line to 40 yrd line) with airline-style reclining seats f) A conveyor belt-like rotating skybox section. This entire section would move slowly around the stadium like a tram (approx. one revolution per quarter.) g) That whiiiring jet start-up sound blasting through the pa system right before the opening kickoff...with the sound of a jet taking off as the ball is kicked. h) Jets hall of fame museum in concourse. i) Wing-like platforms emerging from the side of the stadium to be used for tailgating. Equiped with tables, bbq pits & hot tubs. From afar this would look like jet wings. j) Bollywood Bar & Grill at main entrance. Never gonna happen. But: moving sidewalks? wtf f) who the hell would want to get a skybox seat then? Nobody wants to get sick. g) nobody likes that sound, especially when they hear it all the time. i) really stupid idea, and would look like hell no matter who designed it. j) who dedicates a whole part of their stadium to a backup QB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 h) Jets hall of fame museum in concourse. We can save space with this idea...8x10 should take care of that part of it...but, seriously, some nice ideas, but forget it. Stadium will be shared with the Gints in Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeniorFlaJet Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 If this was a reality science fiction program you would probably win the 1mm prize. In real life you would be eliminated in the first round. There was never going to be a chance in hell that a stadium would be built in Queens for the same reasons it wasn't going to be built in manhattn and more. Just a little lesson in economics.. the 80000 figure for the new stadium includes about (I think) 5 x more private boxes than currently so the average fan even if he has a seat now may now get one in the new stadiium. build one for 100,000 and there will be 20 x more private boxes. Get the point? That's how teams make the big money these days. BTW I particularly love the rotating sky boxes. The corporation that laid out 1mm for a sky box will love the period that they are watching the game from the end zone. LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillerPaul Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 j) Bollywood Bar & Grill at main entrance. POTW nominee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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