Russian Sleep Experiment Mafia 2021 - Game Over - Town Wins!

[Drums]

Final Day 1 Vote Count 

Dice (6) - Jif, 80, Barry, Nolder, kdels, jvill

Barry (2) - Arsis, Greenseed

Greenseed (1) - Dice

80 (1) - Nyn

Arsis (1) - Crusher

 

Not voting: Spoot

 

[Greenseed4]

unvote vote Dice

 

omgus this

[Jetsfan80]

Nolder what's with the downvotes bruh?  You the new @The Gooch???

[Barry McCockinner]

Just now, Greenseed4 said:

unvote vote Dice

 

omgus this

[Jetsfan80]

So we didn't hammer in time.  What now.... 

[Jetsfan80]

On 6/14/2021 at 3:38 PM, Drums said:

Game Rules:

1. If there is no majority on day 1, the person with the highest vote count will die.

 

Sweet.

[Barry McCockinner]

Just now, Jetsfan80 said:

So we didn't hammer in time.  What now.... 

D1 goes to the highest vote count as per post #2 in the thread.

[JustInFudge]

[Nolder]

4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

If you survive this, you and I are going to share a plate of holubtsi and bottle of vokda! Budmo!

 

Can we just grill some dogs and have a beer instead?

[Nolder]

It's summertime ya know?

[Barry McCockinner]

Just now, Nolder said:

It's summertime ya know?

[Spoot-Face]

Just now, Nolder said:

Can we just grill some dogs and have a beer instead?

I've heard you don't like emotional support animals, but even that khulio Putin thinks that's cruel!

[Gone]

12 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

So we didn't hammer in time.  What now.... 

It's crying time

[Gone]

13 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

D1 goes to the highest vote count as per post #2 in the thread.

Well Barry just confirmed the gift of sight. So there's that. 

[Nolder]

10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

I've heard you don't like emotional support animals, but even that khulio Putin thinks that's cruel!

I said what I said. Times are tough.

[Drums]

As the first day comes to a close, the Doctor is dictating updates to the stenographer. 

“Hour 24: Subjects are reacting well to the increased release of the stimulant. Levity has faded. Subjects are starting to show some fits of crankiness. Wait, hold on.”  The Doctor pauses. 

He steps closer to the glass, almost close enough for his nose to touch. You can see his breath fog up a small circle in front of his face as he sighs in frustration. 

“Chyort voz'mi!” he says. “I am tired of this.” He turns back to a researcher standing in the background. “Preobrazhensky, give him the Shocker.”

“Ne za chto!” the researcher says. 

Preobrazhensky, secures a gas mask and enters the chamber with the subjects. The subjects scatter and stare silently as the researcher approaches a smaller subject drooling from the side of his mouth, asleep like a baby.

Preobrazhensky takes what looks like an electric night stick from a holster and flips a small switch at the bottom of the handle. Sparks appear.

He stabs the subject which jolts him awake. The researcher shocks him again to teach him a lesson. And again. Urine is seen leaving the subject's body.

Meanwhile, the other subjects begin to realize what is happening and slowly close in on Preobrazhensky. Realizing this, he begins to threaten everyone with his electric rod.

The Doctor watches on, interested.

One subject leaps towards Preobrazhensky and gets a taste of his stick, bouncing backwards. Another jumps at his leg and tries biting it--getting some electricity to the face in the process. Another jumps on his back while one goes after his arm. The shocker falls to the ground and rolls towards the original sleepy subject now coming back from the shock. He picks it up, turns it to full power and presses it to Preobrazhensky’s chest. The subjects converge as a horde and begin beating the dead corpse.

When the Doctor finally sends in reinforcements, all that is left is the necklace Preobrazhensky was wearing, a pair of bloodstained dice.
 

 

Dice Preobrazhensky, Scum Researcher, has been lynched. 

 

It is now night. You have less than 24 hours to submit Night Actions. 

Deadline: Tuesday, 4 PM EST

 

[Jetsfan80]

Well well well.  Crusher, Barry and I's weak-a$$ case on Greenseed led to finding scum.  Nice work all around, everyone.

[The Crusher]

7 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Well well well.  Crusher, Barry and I's weak-a$$ case on Greenseed led to finding scum.  Nice work all around, everyone.

I had no idea  on Dice. I tip my hat to @Nolder

[Barry McCockinner]

9 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Well well well.  Crusher, Barry and I's weak-a$$ case on Greenseed led to finding scum.  Nice work all around, everyone.

I credit everyone but JiF.

[Spoot-Face]

Ypa!

Good job, you guys! You are better at this than me!

[Nolder]

1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

I had no idea  on Dice. I tip my hat to @Nolder

I'd love to take credit but I was mostly just following Jif.

Batman working his magic.

[Jetsfan80]

4 minutes ago, Nolder said:

I'd love to take credit but I was mostly just following Jif.

Batman working his magic.

As if his ego needed the boost, Nolder.

[Nolder]

3 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

As if his ego needed the boost, Nolder.

How high can it go?

[JustInFudge]

I AM A ******* GOD!!!!!

[JustInFudge]

[jvill 51]

23 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

As if his ego needed the boost, Nolder.

 

18 minutes ago, Nolder said:

How high can it go?

 

9 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

I AM A ******* GOD!!!!!

[JustInFudge]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

As if his ego needed the boost, Nolder.

I was reaction testing, making zero sense.  I was literally laughing at some of my posts in response to you but you got the assist.  I dont nail Dice against the wall like the mafia God I am without you creating content on the dumbest sh*t I've ever read.

[JustInFudge]

1 hour ago, Nolder said:

How high can it go?

There is no argument, aint no dispute, cant even try to front, I am the greatest scum hunter of all time.

 

[JustInFudge]

49 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

 

 

It's been this way for a while but every single game is just a reminder.

[JustInFudge]

Since I'm obviously going to die tonight.  I'll give you guys the road map on a quick reread.  Just make sure you follow it and avenge me.

❤️

[JustInFudge]

On 6/18/2021 at 11:03 AM, The Crusher said:

I’d appreciate it if you stop discussing  my man with your misses. Thanks. 

I must have missed this in real time.

Muffin Top & Boopsie 4life

 

[JustInFudge]

On 6/16/2021 at 6:19 PM, JiFapono said:

Not sure if you all know this but I once had a dance off with the Russian Justin Timberlake at a Wedding in the Ritz Carlton, Red Square, Moscow. 

 

This is a true story.  There is video footage somewhere out there...

I'll have to find it.  It was epic.  This guy was a pro and the quadruple threat.  Sexy AF, amazing voice (rap and sing), perfect English and could dance like a mofo (though you could tell most his moves were choreographed).  I gave him it all.  My final move that put the nail in the coffin was, as he just gets done doing an entire routine while rapping, I jump into the circle, take my vest off, started swirling it around my head, threw it out into the crowd and bust into a traditional arms crossed Russian leg kick dance that was basically like a finishing move in Mortal Combat. 

[JustInFudge]

On 6/17/2021 at 10:19 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

Not feeling a Spoot lynch.  Sure, maybe he's faking a post restriction, but that's not worth a D1 lynch to find out.  

Anyone else is pretty much fair game.  Kdels hasn't played in a while though so I'd feel bad about lynching him D1.  

lol 

////proceeds to case Gseed on what percentage scarce is...

[JustInFudge]

On 6/18/2021 at 8:45 AM, Barry McCockinner said:

unvote 

vote nyn

 

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:13 AM, The Crusher said:

Does anyone got anything game relayed they would like to discuss? I’m in the truck with my lunatic son driving on the way to the mountains to do some trout fishing for Father’s Day. I got three hours of shear terror and some mafia-ing could help. 

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:47 AM, Greenseed4 said:

@Nynaeve is magically asleep still. It’s been 5 days…

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:48 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

Didn't she say she'd be scarce early in the game during sign-ups?

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:49 AM, The Crusher said:

Yep, she did. Invite vote greenseed

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:50 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

Why isn't your vote on her then?

unvote vote Greenseed

 

On 6/18/2021 at 10:52 AM, Jetsfan80 said:

To be clear, Jvill, Barry and GS could have all forgotten Nyn said that in the sign-up thread.  But GS nudging in that direction without a vote on Nyn is Scum Tactics 101.  

 

On 6/18/2021 at 11:22 AM, Barry McCockinner said:

Are you suggesting someone is leaning on an entirely weak case to justify their vote? 

 

On 6/18/2021 at 11:37 AM, Greenseed4 said:

It's my experience that weak cases constitute 80% of mafia. 

 

 

@The Crusher

 

On 6/18/2021 at 11:45 AM, Barry McCockinner said:

So mr omgus thinks it scummy to lean on a weak case, and that crusher is doing that. But no vote on crusher. I can get down with it.

unvote vote greenpeen

Interesting...could be nothing but worth noting as I look back.

Barry voted Nyn, seemingly for inactivity I would assume.  It was in the morning after one of his russian gifs.  And then all this started going on...

[Nolder]

25 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

There is no argument, aint no dispute, cant even try to front, I am the greatest scum hunter of all time.