Popular Post The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 If you know the weight you could start trimming your own toe nails again? Yeah you were fat. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 If there was lint in your belly button from the 1980s, yeah you were fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 If you have a tattoo on your back that says WIDE LOAD yeah you were fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 If you didn't recognize the sight of your own penis, then you, sir, were a fatty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Also, congrats on being able to clip your own toenails again, @The Crusher! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: If you didn't recognize the sight of your own penis, then you, sir, were a fatty. I actually tried to have mine put on a milk bottle to try and find it at one point, 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted June 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 17, 2021 32 minutes ago, The Crusher said: I actually tried to have mine put on a milk bottle to try and find it at one point, @JiFapono when he sees the bottle: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 If when you walk backwards you have a built in backup beeper. Yeah you are fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 13 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: If when you walk backwards you have a built in backup beeper. Yeah you are fat. That’s just mean Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 When you start to lose weight and you measure success by just about Being able to reach behind to almost wash your butt crack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 The fattest, widest ass I have ever seen was on a lady in Macy's. She had to turn sideways to get on the escalator. Saddlebags for days yo! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 When someone mistakes you for someone else after you lost weight, you might've been a heifer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: When someone mistakes you for someone else after you lost weight, you might've been a heifer. Or somebody doesn’t mention you lost weight because they assumed you must be sick! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 You know you’ve lost weight when you can finally wipe your own ass on the toilet without almost dislocating a shoulder, 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 46 minutes ago, The Crusher said: That’s just mean Joe. Safety issue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Safety issue. Spoke like a true construction guy. I forgive you. You know you might need to lose weight if you have to grease yourself to fit in a porta-potty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 I find this thread offensive. Fat is beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2021 Author Share Posted June 17, 2021 1 hour ago, JiFapono said: I find this thread offensive. Fat is beautiful. I’m raising awareness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Crusher said: I’m raising awareness Weight loss is for quitters and quitting is unattractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 18, 2021 Author Share Posted June 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, JiFapono said: Weight loss is for quitters and quitting is unattractive. Weight loss is temporary. Gaining it back is basically make up sex. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 18, 2021 Author Share Posted June 18, 2021 You know your fat when from left to right you got more sizes of pants in your closet than a department store. Even fatter if the big boy pants look like rags and those “ I wish” sizes still have tags on them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, The Crusher said: You know your fat when from left to right you got more sizes of pants in your closet than a department store. Even fatter if the big boy pants look like rags and those “ I wish” sizes still have tags on them. You know your fat when you start buying elastic waistband pants or the adjustable ones or just wear sweat pants all the time. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 My favorite fat guy story is a month ago I hit maximum density and my doc talked some sense into me. im a large human, and my daughter volunteered to be my weight loss coach. She starts to say, “you should use my scale, oh, it might not go up to…..”. and she catches herself and we both start laughing. lost 14 lbs in a month!! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 You know your fat when you start using a rope or an extension cord for a belt instead of wasting money on real belts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 18, 2021 Author Share Posted June 18, 2021 33 minutes ago, Larz said: My favorite fat guy story is a month ago I hit maximum density and my doc talked some sense into me. im a large human, and my daughter volunteered to be my weight loss coach. She starts to say, “you should use my scale, oh, it might not go up to…..”. and she catches herself and we both start laughing. lost 14 lbs in a month!! Yep, scales that only go up to 300 pounds should just have,” FU Fatty” written on them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 18, 2021 Author Share Posted June 18, 2021 59 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: You know your fat when you start using a rope or an extension cord for a belt instead of wasting money on real belts. Bungee cords can save you a lot of trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronx Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Fat floats. Fat 1 - Skinny 0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 You know she's hefty when folds become the new vag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 She's so fat I had to roll her in flour just to find the cracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Corny science joke: yo mamma so fat someone stabbed her and lipids came out. I use this line in 9th grade biology class to distinguish macromolecules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 On 6/17/2021 at 9:40 PM, The Crusher said: Yep, scales that only go up to 300 pounds should just have,” FU Fatty” written on them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defense Wins Championships Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 If your momma sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters well then your mom was fat (and yeah she probably made you fat too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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