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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

If you didn't recognize the sight of your own penis, then you, sir, were a fatty.

I actually tried to have mine put on a milk bottle to try and  find it at one point, 

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15 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

When someone mistakes you for someone else after you lost weight, you might've been a heifer.

Or somebody doesn’t mention you lost weight because they assumed you must be sick! 

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7 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

Safety issue. 

Spoke like a true construction guy. I forgive you. You know you might need to lose weight if you have to grease yourself to fit in a porta-potty. 

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24 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

Weight loss is for quitters and quitting is unattractive.

Weight loss is temporary. Gaining it back is basically make up sex. 

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You know your fat when from left to right you got more sizes of pants in your closet than a department store. Even fatter if the big boy pants look like rags and those “ I wish” sizes still have tags on them. 

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22 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

You know your fat when from left to right you got more sizes of pants in your closet than a department store. Even fatter if the big boy pants look like rags and those “ I wish” sizes still have tags on them. 

You know your fat when you start buying elastic waistband pants or the adjustable ones or just wear sweat pants all the time. 

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My favorite fat guy story is a month ago I hit maximum density and my doc talked some sense into me. 
 

im a large human, and my daughter volunteered to be my weight loss coach. 
 

She starts to say, “you should use my scale, oh, it might not go up to…..”.  and she catches herself and we both start laughing. 
 

lost 14 lbs in a month!!

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Larz said:

My favorite fat guy story is a month ago I hit maximum density and my doc talked some sense into me. 
 

im a large human, and my daughter volunteered to be my weight loss coach. 
 

She starts to say, “you should use my scale, oh, it might not go up to…..”.  and she catches herself and we both start laughing. 
 

lost 14 lbs in a month!!

 

 

Yep, scales that only go up to 300 pounds should just have,” FU Fatty” written on them. 

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59 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

You know your fat when you start using a rope or an extension cord for a belt instead of wasting money on real belts. 

Bungee cords can save you a lot of trouble. 

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On 6/17/2021 at 9:40 PM, The Crusher said:

Yep, scales that only go up to 300 pounds should just have,” FU Fatty” written on them. 

Is It Unhealthy to Be Overweight? - The Atlantic

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