Nolder Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 It's a cold wet morning in the Jungle. The bugs are buzzing, the bird are chirping, and the Ape is standing on a rocky hill watching the sun rise over his domain. He sensed it instinctually more than knew it for fact: enemies had invaded his space. Not only that but they were after him specifically. He may be a dumb smelly Ape but he didn't stay alive this long without knowing when danger was around. Suddenly he stands up and beats his chest while letting out a mighty roar. The challenge has been answered. The game is on. Now it is time to decide amongst yourselves who these invaders are and what to do with them. =================================================================== 1. JF80 - Hunter/Mafia - Lynched D3 2. The APE - Tiger King/SK - Killed N1 3. Barry - Town Lemur - Killed N2 4. Spoot - Town Mandrill - Lynched D2 5. Greenseed 6. Drums - Hunter/Mafia - Lynched D1 7. Crusher 8. Jif 9. Arsis 10. Jvill This is a hammer game. I will set deadlines as I see fit. Consider all other normal rules in effect as well and if you're unsure if something is allowed please PM me don't make me modkill anyone. Special Note: @Integrity28 is playing in this game. Yes, the joke has always been about him. However he has been randomly given a role just like the rest of you. Vote/Lynch/Kill/Insult him at your own peril. The "Ape" in the story will only be slain if Town loses the game regardless of anything that happens to @Integrity28. It's all just for fun guys. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 vote spoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 28, 2021 Author Share Posted June 28, 2021 Votecount Spoot - Barry (1) With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted June 28, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 28, 2021 In honor of @Integrity28 and the theme of this game, I present to you all part 5 of my ongoing, "dear-god-why-won't-it-stop" series of eclectic song parodies! Now, without further ado, in the fabulous style of Elton John's The Bitch is Back, I give you... The Ape is Back I learned to deride, when I was five Making poop I fling in your eye Times are changing, but I can't hold back Now the tears are gonna flow when the Ape talks smack (Oh-oh-oh) Made Brett quit JetNation, that's alright Just because I laughed at his enormous thighs I will troll you best for the sh*t you spew Your verbal diarrhea smells worse than my poo (Doo-doo-doo) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh You can't compete with your dumb brains Stupid hippies eat only grains I don't like him, my God, it's Pac Oh, it's time to hurt some feelings when the Ape gets back (Oh-oh-oh) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 vote Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: In honor of @Integrity28 and the theme of this game, I present to you all part 5 of my ongoing, "dear-god-why-won't-it-stop" series of eclectic song parodies! Now, without further ado, in the fabulous style of Elton John's The Bitch is Back, I give you... The Ape is Back I learned to deride, when I was five Making poop I fling in your eye Times are changing, but I can't hold back Now the tears are gonna flow when the Ape talks smack (Oh-oh-oh) Made Brett quit JetNation, that's alright Just because I laughed at his enormous thighs I will troll you best for the sh*t you spew Your verbal diarrhea smells worse than my poo (Doo-doo-doo) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh You can't compete with your dumb brains Stupid hippies eat only grains I don't like him, my God, it's Pac Oh, it's time to hurt some feelings when the Ape gets back (Oh-oh-oh) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back unvote vote spoot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: In honor of @Integrity28 and the theme of this game, I present to you all part 5 of my ongoing, "dear-god-why-won't-it-stop" series of eclectic song parodies! Now, without further ado, in the fabulous style of Elton John's The Bitch is Back, I give you... The Ape is Back I learned to deride, when I was five Making poop I fling in your eye Times are changing, but I can't hold back Now the tears are gonna flow when the Ape talks smack (Oh-oh-oh) Made Brett quit JetNation, that's alright Just because I laughed at his enormous thighs I will troll you best for the sh*t you spew Your verbal diarrhea smells worse than my poo (Doo-doo-doo) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh You can't compete with your dumb brains Stupid hippies eat only grains I don't like him, my God, it's Pac Oh, it's time to hurt some feelings when the Ape gets back (Oh-oh-oh) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ghey. vote spoot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Nolder said: Special Note: @Integrity28 is playing in this game. Yes, the joke has always been about him. However he has been randomly given a role just like the rest of you. Vote/Lynch/Kill/Insult him at your own peril. Yeah, yeah, yeah vote Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvill 51 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, jvill 51 said: Yeah, yeah, yeah vote Ape 15 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: In honor of @Integrity28 and the theme of this game, I present to you all part 5 of my ongoing, "dear-god-why-won't-it-stop" series of eclectic song parodies! Now, without further ado, in the fabulous style of Elton John's The Bitch is Back, I give you... The Ape is Back I learned to deride, when I was five Making poop I fling in your eye Times are changing, but I can't hold back Now the tears are gonna flow when the Ape talks smack (Oh-oh-oh) Made Brett quit JetNation, that's alright Just because I laughed at his enormous thighs I will troll you best for the sh*t you spew Your verbal diarrhea smells worse than my poo (Doo-doo-doo) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh You can't compete with your dumb brains Stupid hippies eat only grains I don't like him, my God, it's Pac Oh, it's time to hurt some feelings when the Ape gets back (Oh-oh-oh) I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape, oh, the Ape is back Better evolved, as a matter of fact I'm the Ape, I'm the Ape 'cause I'm better than you It's the way that I poo, you'll cry when I'm through, oh-oh-oh Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Ape, Ape, Ape is back Nevermind. Unvote vote Spoot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 17 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: unvote vote spoot 13 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Ghey. vote spoot 6 minutes ago, jvill 51 said: Nevermind. Unvote vote Spoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 I have the game figured out but I will wait to share so others can play. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, JiFapono said: I have the game figured out but I will wait to share so others can play. Vote JiF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 @CTM not playing in this game is a f**king travesty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Vote Arsis Most pro-town vote possible of the available options. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 5 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: @CTM not playing in this game is a f**king travesty. I know, it's sad. Same with @Chimp the Pimp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, Spoot-Face said: I know, it's sad. Same with @Chimp the Pimp Bit more of a deep track here, but @slats should have been part of this one too. The last time he played a game of Mafia several years back, his sole mission was to try to lynch the Ape. I tried to help out by fake claiming cop with a guilty on Ape. Nearly ruined the game. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Vote Barry he's scum again 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Vote Arsis Most pro-town vote possible of the available options. This dude still salty that I never called him back after he let me smash. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 28, 2021 Author Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: @CTM not playing in this game is a f**king travesty. It's all a setup for season 2 don't worry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 57 minutes ago, Arsis said: This dude still salty that I never called him back after he let me smash. No reach around either. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted June 28, 2021 Author Share Posted June 28, 2021 Votecount Spoot - Barry, Ape. Jvill (3) Ape - Spoot (1) Jif - Crusher (1) Arsis - 80 (1) Barry - Arsis (1) With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Arsis said: This dude still salty that I never called him back after he let me smash. Give the kid a break he was a virgin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 9 hours ago, Nolder said: Votecount Spoot - Barry, Ape (2) Ape - Spoot, Jvill (2) Jif - Crusher (1) Arsis - 80 (1) Barry - Arsis (1) With 10 alive it takes 6 to lynch. jvill is voting spoot you untrustworthy liberal 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 14 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Bit more of a deep track here, but @slats should have been part of this one too. The last time he played a game of Mafia several years back, his sole mission was to try to lynch the Ape. I tried to help out by fake claiming cop with a guilty on Ape. Nearly ruined the game. Haha, wow, so awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: jvill is voting spoot you untrustworthy liberal No.. haha, you scum again Barry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 12 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: No reach around either. Rude. You scum 80? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, The Crusher said: No.. haha, you scum again Barry? yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Easy vote vote 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 I switched back to white mode on the forum because every guy over 40 that posts a damn article does not know how to clear the formatting. Now I gotta switch back for this game haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, Drums said: Easy vote vote 80 why is that an easy vote? is nyn running your account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drums Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 Just now, Barry McCockinner said: why is that an easy vote? is nyn running your account? I am geoblocked so it only works in Israel. I let her borrow it sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Drums said: I am geoblocked so it only works in Israel. I let her borrow it sometimes oh, ok unvote vote drums 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: yes. Unvote vote Barry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 2 hours ago, The Crusher said: You scum 80? Asking for a friend. Haven't checked my role PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 28, 2021 Share Posted June 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Drums said: Easy vote vote 80 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: why is that an easy vote? is nyn running your account? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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