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A category 5 hurricane will be predicted to hit Tampa. Tom Brady proceeds to sell overpriced hurricane prevention kits, claiming it will cause hurricanes to change direction away from you. As a result, thousands ignore evacuation orders and die. Brady escapes any blame.
Dan Snyder finally gets fed up with all the hate, and sells the WFT. As a final screw you to his critics, he sells the team to the lowest bidder, Vladimir Putin, who changes the name to the Washington Red Army.
The entire Chargers organisation vanishes off the face of the earth. Nobody notices.
Tim Tebow is MVP.
Mark Davis drops his favourite bowl, and has to finally get a different haircut.
Seahawks go to the Super Bowl, and are leading by 5 points with time running out. Jamal Adams intercepts what would have been the winning pass, and his ego swells up so much, it creates a singularity which ends up swallowing the earth, ending humanity. On the plus side, no more Jamal Adams threads.
 
 
 
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3 hours ago, jetspenguin said:

Your right, their defense sucked last year and let them down more often than not.

Your wrong Ruggs is a bust.

Prediction- Raideraholic decides to never come back to a Jets forum and instead prowls the message boards for the team of his namesake.

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Ruggs speed is a big reason why the Raiders had the eight best offense in football last year. Why they beat the Kc chiefs( should have been a sweep) ,and why Darren Waller had a monster year .    Last year Ruggs was more decoy who opened up for everyone on offense to be successful.( N Agholor - got how much money from Patriots- thanks Ruggs  ) .    Derek Carr said without doubt Henry Ruggs is the most talented Wr he has ever played with.(saying something when D Adams is someone who played with.   

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3 hours ago, jetspenguin said:

Your wrong Ruggs is a bust.

Serious question: Mims for Ruggs straight up. Do you do it?

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  • The Johnson brothers, insisting they have finally righted the ship, also own up to their own incompetence and offer a 50% discount on all season tickets effective immediately.
  • Upon hearing the announcement, SORE I immediately buys up all remaining seats in the mezzanine and sells half of his BMW fleet to pay for it.
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49 minutes ago, BettyBoop said:
  • The Johnson brothers… discount

The thread is wild and whacky predictions not absurdisms with no chance of occurring 

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1 hour ago, Defense Wins Championships said:

All 3 of Zach Wilson, Michael Carter & Elijah Moore finish in the top 10 for OROY votes. 

That'll be nuts (looks at username).

 

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2 minutes ago, Sonny Werblin said:

Jets earn a wildcard birth on the strength a playmaking, turnover hungry D and stellar play from Z-Dub, who wins rookie of the year.

Is there a precedent for having a top 5 defense in sacks and a bottom 5 defense in pass coverage?

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On 7/8/2021 at 8:41 AM, jgb said:

Serious question: Mims for Ruggs straight up. Do you do it?

Raiders drafted Ruggs over every Wr in the draft for his blazing speed . ( matchup problems his speed creates for a defense).   They have better Mims - in B Edwards( Carr always love to throw to this type of Wr).    H Ruggs was like 183 pounds last year, and now 195 ( 12 pounds of muscle added)  .    Now with addition of Smoke ( John Brown- faster better all round wr over N Agholor  who can stretch the field - what asked Ruggs to do.      This year you see the Raiders with year of Carr working together in offseason with Ruggs they utilize the short to intermediate routes that made him so dangerous at Alabama.( slants- Raiders threw like two all year, and can bet will see a whole lot of these type of passes this year.     
 

 

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22 hours ago, Raideraholic said:

Raiders drafted Ruggs over every Wr in the draft for his blazing speed .

Ruggs will be better this year.  After all, he can't get any worse than last year.  If only Ruggs had a decent QB.

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