BettyBoop Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 It’s the second most exciting times for a Jets fan (only behind the draft). The season is about to get underway and we’re all filled with excitement. There are so many things to look forward to I hardly know where to begin. I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony! Let’s start here… Everyone knows that Joe Douglas has invested a great deal in the wide receivers group. What I’m most anxious to see is the entire group being healthy! I want to see Davis, Mims, Crowder, Moore, Cole and Berrios flying around Florham Park next week snagging balls out of the air. That would make my old ticker race! I just want to see Becton and Vera-Tucker in full pads blocking for Michael Carter. I want to see Mosley and Davis running around the field making tackles like linebackers should. I want to see the entire 2020 draft class all healthy and on the field proving last year was a big Gaze/COVID anomaly. I want to see tangible results from the new trainers. I DON’T want to see the Johnsons. And finally a limerick in honor of the Adam Gaze of posters. There once was a schnook named SORE. Who was annoying down to his core. He’d post his yuck. We’d call him a schmuck. And then he would post some more. 1 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 7 minutes ago, BettyBoop said: And finally a limerick. There once was a schnook named SORE. Who was annoying down to his core. He’d post his yuck. We’d call him a schmuck. And then he would post some more. Don’t do this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcoops Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 31 minutes ago, slats said: Don’t do this. Especially not in such a poorly constructed and unfunny fashion. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Jiminy Christmas… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted July 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2021 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jeremy2020 Posted July 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2021 1 hour ago, BettyBoop said: I DON’T want to see the Johnsons. That's not what I hear.. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 hours ago, mrcoops said: Especially not in such a poorly constructed and unfunny fashion. I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 2 hours ago, slats said: Don’t do this. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 hours ago, BettyBoop said: And finally a limerick in honor of the Adam Gaze of posters. There once was a schnook named SORE. Who was annoying down to his core. He’d post his yuck. We’d call him a schmuck. And then he would post some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jgb Posted July 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 16, 2021 So make a limerick about a guy who openly calls other fans “pretzel eating Neanderthals” and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sheesh. 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, jgb said: So make a limerick about a guy who openly calls other fans “pretzel eating Neanderthals” and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sheesh. Stale pretzel eaters. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 There once was a site named jetnation That practiced the art of pussification the fans cried for fun but the mods heard no one and crusher ate more mutton and bacon and went up another bra size ? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Treehorn Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: I desperately need to know the source! Where can I find this in its proper context? It’s beautiful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Doggin94it Posted July 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Jackie Treehorn said: I desperately need to know the source! Where can I find this in its proper context? It’s beautiful! You ... you've never watched Billy Madison?! @Mods, this calls for a ban, no? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammybighead Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Doggin94it said: You ... you've never watched Billy Madison?! @Mods, this calls for a ban, no? This thread is officially a train wreck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Treehorn Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Doggin94it said: You ... you've never watched Billy Madison?! @Mods, this calls for a ban, no? Oh yes! Punish me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Treehorn Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Sammybighead said: This thread is officially a train wreck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 A mosquito in a nudist colony... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 12 hours ago, jgb said: So make a limerick about a guy who openly calls other fans “pretzel eating Neanderthals” and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sheesh. SAR has equity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, JiFapono said: A mosquito in a nudist colony... the visual and practical possibilities of this image are frightening. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 Betty staking his claim to be ranked the worst thread starter on JN now that DWC has calmed down of late. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 28 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Betty staking his claim to be ranked the worst thread starter on JN now that DWC has calmed down of late. This calls for a poll! Betty/DWC, get to work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 40 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Betty staking his claim to be ranked the worst thread starter on JN now that DWC has calmed down of late. I feel like you're sleeping on Shawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Jackie Treehorn said: I desperately need to know the source! Where can I find this in its proper context? It’s beautiful! The film "Billy Madison". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Doggin94it said: I feel like you're sleeping on Shawn Nah, Betty and DWC put way more effort into making terrible threads than Shawn, which makes them worse. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maynard13 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, jgb said: This calls for a poll! Betty/DWC, get to work. I'm holding out for the next scintilating poll thread by @jgb. The thought involved in creating his threads must be creatively exhausting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Doggin94it said: I feel like you're sleeping on Shawn I considered him. But at least his threads are only 1 sentence long. Saves bandwidth. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 On 7/15/2021 at 6:20 PM, BettyBoop said: It’s the second most exciting times for a Jets fan (only behind the draft). The season is about to get underway and we’re all filled with excitement. There are so many things to look forward to I hardly know where to begin. I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony! Let’s start here… Everyone knows that Joe Douglas has invested a great deal in the wide receivers group. What I’m most anxious to see is the entire group being healthy! I want to see Davis, Mims, Crowder, Moore, Cole and Berrios flying around Florham Park next week snagging balls out of the air. That would make my old ticker race! I just want to see Becton and Vera-Tucker in full pads blocking for Michael Carter. I want to see Mosley and Davis running around the field making tackles like linebackers should. I want to see the entire 2020 draft class all healthy and on the field proving last year was a big Gaze/COVID anomaly. I want to see tangible results from the new trainers. I DON’T want to see the Johnsons. And finally a limerick in honor of the Adam Gaze of posters. There once was a schnook named SORE. Who was annoying down to his core. He’d post his yuck. We’d call him a schmuck. And then he would post some more. You WANT to see the Johnsons. We want them right where JD has them. Walking around looking good in their polos and shorts from the background. We will notice a lump in Woody's right pocket where his checkbook waits to be needed. That's an owner and that's now what we have. Halleluja ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Blast Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Love this post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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