Jump to content

Betty’s Mid-July Musings


Recommended Posts

7 minutes ago, BettyBoop said:

And finally a limerick.

  • There once was a schnook named SORE.
  • Who was annoying down to his core.
  • He’d post his yuck.
  • We’d call him a schmuck.
  • And then he would post some more.

Don’t do this. 

  • Upvote 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, BettyBoop said:

And finally a limerick in honor of the Adam Gaze of posters.

  • There once was a schnook named SORE.
  • Who was annoying down to his core.
  • He’d post his yuck.
  • We’d call him a schmuck.
  • And then he would post some more.

giphy.gif

Link to post
Share on other sites
13 minutes ago, jgb said:

So make a limerick about a guy who openly calls other fans “pretzel eating Neanderthals” and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sheesh. 

Stale pretzel eaters. 

image.png.f31de389dfdd830d3d0db3500b862fc9.png

  • Haha 2
Link to post
Share on other sites

There once was a site named jetnation

That practiced the art of pussification

the fans cried for fun

but the mods heard no one

and crusher ate more mutton and bacon and went up another bra size 😙

 

 

  • Haha 4
Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, jgb said:

So make a limerick about a guy who openly calls other fans “pretzel eating Neanderthals” and suddenly you’re the bad guy. Sheesh. 

SAR has equity

  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
28 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Betty staking his claim to be ranked the worst thread starter on JN now that DWC has calmed down of late.

This calls for a poll! Betty/DWC, get to work.

  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
40 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Betty staking his claim to be ranked the worst thread starter on JN now that DWC has calmed down of late.

I feel like you're sleeping on Shawn

  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, Jackie Treehorn said:

I desperately need to know the source! Where can I find this in its proper context? It’s beautiful!

The film "Billy Madison".

  • Upvote 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Doggin94it said:

I feel like you're sleeping on Shawn

Nah, Betty and DWC put way more effort into making terrible threads than Shawn, which makes them worse.

  • Upvote 1
  • Haha 1
Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, jgb said:

This calls for a poll! Betty/DWC, get to work.

I'm holding out for the next scintilating poll thread by @jgb.  The thought involved in creating his threads must be creatively exhausting. 

Link to post
Share on other sites
On 7/15/2021 at 6:20 PM, BettyBoop said:

It’s the second most exciting times for a Jets fan (only behind the draft).  The season is about to get underway and we’re all filled with excitement.  There are so many things to look forward to I hardly know where to begin.  I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony!  Let’s start here…

  • Everyone knows that Joe Douglas has invested a great deal in the wide receivers group.  What I’m most anxious to see is the entire group being healthy!  I want to see Davis, Mims, Crowder, Moore, Cole and Berrios flying around Florham Park next week snagging balls out of the air.  That would make my old ticker race!
  • I just want to see Becton and Vera-Tucker in full pads blocking for Michael Carter.
  • I want to see Mosley and Davis running around the field making tackles like linebackers should.
  • I want to see the entire 2020 draft class all healthy and on the field proving last year was a big Gaze/COVID anomaly.
  • I want to see tangible results from the new trainers.
  • I DON’T want to see the Johnsons.

And finally a limerick in honor of the Adam Gaze of posters.

  • There once was a schnook named SORE.
  • Who was annoying down to his core.
  • He’d post his yuck.
  • We’d call him a schmuck.
  • And then he would post some more.

You WANT to see the Johnsons.   We want them right where JD has them. Walking around looking good in their polos and shorts from the background.  We will notice a lump in Woody's right pocket where his checkbook waits to be needed. That's an owner and that's now what we have. 

Halleluja ! 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...