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3 minutes ago, Claymation said:

He came across to me that he was a man that enjoyed hazelnut flavored creamer, just a hunch. I can't blame him, as Dunkin Donuts is probably the worst tasting coffee there is. 

Hot unsweetened hazelnut with cream and sugar .... because only a pussy would drink coffee with DD's hazelnut syrup.

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8 minutes ago, Claymation said:

He came across to me that he was a man that enjoyed hazelnut flavored creamer, just a hunch. I can't blame him, as Dunkin Donuts is probably the worst tasting coffee there is. 

Dunkin is like water but I'd take any day over Starbucks.  That sh*t is disgusting. 

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54 minutes ago, Claymation said:

I prefer it black, like my soul.

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52 minutes ago, Claymation said:

Starbucks isn't good, but Dunkin' taste like dirt. 

I'd still take Dunkin over Starbucks.  Starbucks taste like burnt Big Foot sh*t.

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28 minutes ago, Claymation said:

How do you know how Big Foot's poop taste like, let alone having it over cooked?

I was once lost on the Appalachian trail.  Ran out of food, I had to make do with whatever I could.  Big Foot's poop is significant.  Large piles, feeds your for days.  It's not good but highly nutritional because Sasquatch have a very diverse diet but you have to cook it well done.

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21 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

I was once lost on the Appalachian trail.  Ran out of food, I had to make do with whatever I could.  Big Foot's poop is significant.  Large piles, feeds your for days.  It's not good but highly nutritional because Sasquatch have a very diverse diet but you have to cook it well done.

That's a story you tell your grand kids

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1 hour ago, JiFapono said:

I was once lost on the Appalachian trail.  Ran out of food, I had to make do with whatever I could.  Big Foot's poop is significant.  Large piles, feeds your for days.  It's not good but highly nutritional because Sasquatch have a very diverse diet but you have to cook it well done.

You would have died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

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3 hours ago, JiFapono said:

I was once lost on the Appalachian trail.  Ran out of food, I had to make do with whatever I could.  Big Foot's poop is significant.  Large piles, feeds your for days.  It's not good but highly nutritional because Sasquatch have a very diverse diet but you have to cook it well done.


Did you run into Jeremy Bates?

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