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TOP GUN Mafia - Game Over - Scum Wins Flawless Victory


Barry McCockinner

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2 hours ago, Action Zachtion said:

As a random passing citizen.... You all need to die.  I know it's harsh, but its the only way to keep the carrier safe.  Thanks for understanding!  

 

You're a Jets fan. I know it's harsh, but it's all that needs to be said. Thanks for understanding!

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Ok I think it's coming close to the time where I have to drag this game forward even if it spooks scum into killing me early.  They fear me like the bitches they've always been.

I've seen a couple references to Barry liking my style of having the scenes mean something and not just be mindless filler bullsht.

If that's the case I wonder what we have here from the opening scene:

On 8/18/2021 at 5:30 PM, Barry McCockinner said:

Now in each combat sequence you're going to meet a different challenge. Every encounter is going to be much more difficult. We're going to teach you to fly the F-14 right to the edge of the envelop, faster than you've ever flown before -- and more dangerous.

 

Perhaps Maverick and Goose are team vigs that have a shot every day or night? 

With 12 players you can have a 4 man scum team, vig, doc, cop with the assumption the vigs will shoot a townie or 2.

As for me?  I'm an integral part of this whole thing.  Indispensable. 

I'd shoot the sht out of me for sure.

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16 hours ago, The Crusher said:

I leave for the beach Saturday . I will be posting completely nude for the rest of the game . First vacation ever Mrs Crusher and I have ever taken without the kids in the same suite. Birthday suit for me  while in the suite. 

This is at least the 2nd time you’ve said this so I know you mean it.  Still, we will require pics or it didn’t happen sir.  

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3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Yes, but I tend to sometimes step way outside  the reasonable vacation shenanigans. About 6 years ago good bunch of my Dads people all stayed together for a week in North Myrtle together. We spent  the day drinking and fishing, my Uncle Chuck who is in a wheelchair was with us and he was telling us stories of him and my Dad together in Vegas in the 70’s. His particular fondness of gentleman clubs and how  its been so long.
 

My mother been using his eventual death as guilt to come home for the holidays for a decade. “ this could be Uncle Chucks last Christmas.”  Nonetheless we got back to the resort and ate dinner together and kept  drinking. Few of us where up late and I started thinking maybe this is Uncle Chucks last chance to go see strippers. Everyone else  including my own father and brother told me I was nuts and went to bed.Uncle Chuck was semi-unconscious from drinking all day but he was already sitting so figure he’d eventually sober up

 I was smart enough to know I couldn’t drive, last solid decision I made that night. So me, my 19 year old Baby Crusher and Uncle  Chuck with his wheelchair got a handicap taxi and went to a very nice Gentleman’s club. I tried to get us in but I sorta forgot about Baby Crusher. So after me trying anything I could to get us in for like an hour, then getting little frustrated, it ended with me trying to convince them my son was the great nephew version of a therapy dog. Didn’t work, Myrtle Beaches finest were called, my mother, my wife showed up at 3 am to collect us. Every single male member of the family was out cold drunk. Haha, so nonetheless Mrs Crusher kinda hasn’t really forgotten that one yet. Few since then, but not quite that level. Oh yeah. Uncle Chuck? Still alive. 


I live an hour from Myrtle Beach.  I know enough to say with confidence that your excuse of your son being the “great nephew version of a therapy dog” likely wasn’t in the top 10 of crazy things Myrtle Beach PD heard as reasons to let someone into a strip club….that night.  

I chuckled throughout this story, and snorted when you finished by noting Uncle Chuck is still alive.  F**king amazing storytelling skills. 

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1 hour ago, Pac said:

Ok I think it's coming close to the time where I have to drag this game forward even if it spooks scum into killing me early.  They fear me like the bitches they've always been.

I've seen a couple references to Barry liking my style of having the scenes mean something and not just be mindless filler bullsht.

If that's the case I wonder what we have here from the opening scene:

 

Perhaps Maverick and Goose are team vigs that have a shot every day or night? 

With 12 players you can have a 4 man scum team, vig, doc, cop with the assumption the vigs will shoot a townie or 2.

As for me?  I'm an integral part of this whole thing.  Indispensable. 

I'd shoot the sht out of me for sure.


Cool ideas, like where your head is at.  Everyone else is f**king around and you’re getting to work.  Town look.

So who gets to bang Meg Ryan’s character?  Thanks in advance.

 

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9 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Yes, but I tend to sometimes step way outside  the reasonable vacation shenanigans. About 6 years ago good bunch of my Dads people all stayed together for a week in North Myrtle together. We spent  the day drinking and fishing, my Uncle Chuck who is in a wheelchair was with us and he was telling us stories of him and my Dad together in Vegas in the 70’s. His particular fondness of gentleman clubs and how  its been so long.
 

My mother been using his eventual death as guilt to come home for the holidays for a decade. “ this could be Uncle Chucks last Christmas.”  Nonetheless we got back to the resort and ate dinner together and kept  drinking. Few of us where up late and I started thinking maybe this is Uncle Chucks last chance to go see strippers. Everyone else  including my own father and brother told me I was nuts and went to bed.Uncle Chuck was semi-unconscious from drinking all day but he was already sitting so figure he’d eventually sober up

 I was smart enough to know I couldn’t drive, last solid decision I made that night. So me, my 19 year old Baby Crusher and Uncle  Chuck with his wheelchair got a handicap taxi and went to a very nice Gentleman’s club. I tried to get us in but I sorta forgot about Baby Crusher. So after me trying anything I could to get us in for like an hour, then getting little frustrated, it ended with me trying to convince them my son was the great nephew version of a therapy dog. Didn’t work, Myrtle Beaches finest were called, my mother, my wife showed up at 3 am to collect us. Every single male member of the family was out cold drunk. Haha, so nonetheless Mrs Crusher kinda hasn’t really forgotten that one yet. Few since then, but not quite that level. Oh yeah. Uncle Chuck? Still alive. 

Uncle Chuck is my hero.

main question still unanswered though: has he been to the strip club since?

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2 minutes ago, jvill 51 said:

Uncle Chuck is my hero.

main question still unanswered though: has he been to the strip club since?

Not to my knowledge, but  he did have a strong  showing at my daughters wedding three years ago. By end of the night he had one of the bridesmaids sitting on his lap. Dude had mad game back in the day. Yes, my mother had us literally make a contingency plan in case he died at my daughters wedding, was the highlight of the planning meeting with my daughters in-laws. Everyone else  was discussing who will sit with who, I had to introduce the concept of,” we need a plan in case Uncle Chuck dies.” We agreed he would sit with the other old people near the door of the tent by the water. I told my mother we would just feed him to the sharks. She was like,” that’s fine as long as you have a plan, it very well be his last time at a wedding.” Pretty sure no strip club but I do know he’s survived a wedding and a retirement party since then.  No sharks have eaten Uncle Chuck yet. 

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13 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Not interested in lynching Ape, he said in the beginning he was at the beach with limited availability. Pac just showed up and seems like he’s willing to put at least some effort in. Vote stark 

I’m willing to go there after he stabbed me in the back last game but any reason for your vote on Stark?

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3 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

Official Day 1 Vote Count:

Ape (3) - stark, drums, beaver
Stark (2) - greenpeen, pac
JiF (1) - nolder
Pac (1) - crusher
Nolder (1) - 80
80 (1) - nyn
 
With 12 players alive, it takes 6 votes to lynch.
 
Deadline: 12 Noon, Today

I switched to shark. 

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Not interested in lynching Ape, he said in the beginning he was at the beach with limited availability. Pac just showed up and seems like he’s willing to put at least some effort in. Vote stark 

 

52 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Unvote

vote ape 

Unvote

HMMMM....I'll refrain from voting Nolder day 1 since he was mod last game, but gross

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Not interested in lynching Ape, he said in the beginning he was at the beach with limited availability. Pac just showed up and seems like he’s willing to put at least some effort in. Vote stark 

I can move to Stark if needed.  His repeated requests for JiF to vote someone are weird.  I know he's the type to rip on everyone else for how they play as if he's got the book on Mafia down pat, but this micro-management he's demonstrating is excessive this game. 

JiF seems clear town to me at the moment too, though I fully acknowledge he tricked me hard last game.

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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Not to my knowledge, but  he did have a strong  showing at my daughters wedding three years ago. By end of the night he had one of the bridesmaids sitting on his lap. Dude had mad game back in the day. Yes, my mother had us literally make a contingency plan in case he died at my daughters wedding, was the highlight of the planning meeting with my daughters in-laws. Everyone else  was discussing who will sit with who, I had to introduce the concept of,” we need a plan in case Uncle Chuck dies.” We agreed he would sit with the other old people near the door of the tent by the water. I told my mother we would just feed him to the sharks. She was like,” that’s fine as long as you have a plan, it very well be his last time at a wedding.” Pretty sure no strip club but I do know he’s survived a wedding and a retirement party since then.  No sharks have eaten Uncle Chuck yet. 

 

Bold part 1:  This runs in the family, obv.  The sex appeal of the Crusher brood is undeniable.  

Bold part 2:  You are f**king killing it with these stories (especially how you conclude them), I want every post of the game by you to be one Uncle Chuck story after another.

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