flgreen Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted August 18, 2021 Author Share Posted August 18, 2021 Just now, flgreen said: Guess I'll go first. "Yeah it's only this big, but the ladies still love me....I'm rich" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 QB uniform numbers are based on measurables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saul Goodman Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 “So what would you think of this - you get Olivia for a night and I get your mom?” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32EBoozer Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 I loved Alex Trebeck! I thought for sure I had that gig locked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcoops Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, flgreen said: "...State Farm also offers terrific young driver insurance, and..." 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TokyoJetsFan Posted August 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2021 That Becton guy is going to get you killed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaybeOneDay Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Holdouts are great, but you can only play so much Madden, you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/18/2021 at 5:47 PM, Saul Goodman said: “So what would you think of this - you get Olivia for a night and I get your mom?” He’s not with Olivia Munn anymore, but its a strong bet she’d still be down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/18/2021 at 5:47 PM, Saul Goodman said: “So what would you think of this - you get Olivia for a night and I get your mom?” Hasnt really been a tradable commodity for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Jet Nut said: Hasnt really been a tradable commodity for years That’s a mean thing to say about Zach’s mom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 "What is, you are screwed cause you got drafted by the jets." 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/18/2021 at 5:41 PM, flgreen said: “Zachy, you like movies about gladiators?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 These aren't the droids you're looking for.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Listen Zack being a multi-millionaire pro football icon is so awesome. I was banging three Chicks the other night and I sharted.... but it was just a little bit. Like this much!? But I blamed it on one of the other chicks and they all laughed and we all kept going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defense Wins Championships Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/18/2021 at 5:41 PM, flgreen said: Aaron Rodgers: "Hey kid, please tell your GM to make sure he drafts you more than two 1st round (Offensive) draft picks throughout a 16 year span". Zach Wilson: "Why"? Aaron Rodgers: "Because it's 2021 and Defense doesn't Win Championships anymore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 We agreed there's no leader.. now shut up and listen to me!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Greenbloodblitz said: Listen Zack being a multi-millionaire pro football icon is so awesome. I was banging three Chicks the other night and I sharted.... but it was just a little bit. Like this much!? But I blamed it on one of the other chicks and they all laughed and we all kept going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Okay okay.... I'll let you stay at my house but I want homemade blueberry waffles and you have to be wearing a pink dress otherwise no deal. Nice headband by the way.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 So it wasn't really a camel toe it was more like a llama lip.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 That Lawson guy got a little too close to me , so we had to take him out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Ya see Zach when you get your chance to host Jeopardy in 2039 your pronunciations HAVE to be spot on. Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/18/2021 at 5:41 PM, flgreen said: "I do 1 hour of Yoga naked with nipple clamps and covered head to toe in coconut oil the night before the game. I find my spiritual balance that way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Zach. I’m sorry to hear about your QB Coach. My condolences, but I was talking with Peyton last week at the State Farm invitational and he mentioned A guy named Adam Gase really propelling him to be the QB he became. Ask your GM if he is still availableSent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Blitz Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 “You see Zach, the key to a good headband is matching it with your eye colour…” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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