Popular Post munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Warfish Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 Get help. 2 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Just now, Warfish said: Get help. Look at that shot and tell me I'm...er...nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggs Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Reminds me of the Namath panty hose commercial but not as funny or campy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Damn stick that loaf in my mouth RIGHT NOW!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Biggs said: Reminds me of the Namath panty hose commercial but not as funny or campy. Agree completely. Nowhere near as funny. I am still floored by that rising shot. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JazzyJet Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. you're not wrong dude, this is just plan weird and creep: 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Beerfish Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 What, subway got someone less credible and less liked than Jared? (And the utter horror of all this is after my morning hike I actually went to subway today.) 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 I saw it on Sunday and thought it was a funny commercial about subway. I think you’re seeing a dick because, well only you know why. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Just now, JazzyJet said: you're not wrong dude, this is just plan weird and creep: Right!? I saw it the first time during the Thursday Tampa game. Watching with my wife and son. We all looked at each other stunned and laughed. She's in the ad world and was shocked Subway let that image through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JazzyJet Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 look how he freaking grabs it? 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Beerfish Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Warfish said: Get help. Now that Freud was good looking man, back when men knew how to dress. Freud and Cam Newton 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, JazzyJet said: look how he freaking grabs it? F*ck yeah!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: I saw it on Sunday and thought it was a funny commercial about subway. I think you’re seeing a dick because, well only you know why. What, I can't embrace the masculine form? lol It's not just me. Folks have commented on that spot on various platforms. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, JazzyJet said: look how he freaking grabs it? I know. My wife, an aficionado of such things, even called my attention to the loaf's realistic side "ridge". 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Francis Sawyer 37 Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Untouchable said: Damn stick that loaf in my mouth RIGHT NOW!! Hell, you could throw a rock in any direction and hit a place in NY or NJ with better subs than Subway. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Sawyer 37 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, Beerfish said: What, subway got someone less credible and less liked than Jared? (And the utter horror of all this is after my morning hike I actually went to subway today.) I was right near him in the lobby of the media hotel at a Super Bowl. Drew Brees too. Jared was a doosh walking around all self important and too good for everybody. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said: I was right near him in the lobby of the media hotel at a Super Bowl. Drew Brees too. Jared was a doosh walking around all self important and too good for everybody. You seem a little too bothered by this. Did Jared blow you off when you asked for a selfie? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. I saw the same thing when I watched it Sunday, and immediately tried to find if someone made a gif of it. Unfortunately, no one has yet, but there's this: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: I saw the same thing when I watched it Sunday, and immediately tried to find if someone made a gif of it. Unfortunately, no one has yet, but there's this: And no one on either the client or ad side saw this? lol Guaranteed the food stylist and director had a bet on if the shot could be, er, pulled off. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 8 minutes ago, munchmemory said: And no one on either the client or ad side saw this? lol Guaranteed the food stylist and director had a bet on if the shot could be, er, pulled off. I'm sure TB did it because it tugged, at his heart strings that is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Kolchak said: I'm sure TB did it because it tugged, at his heart strings that is. I'm sure Tom grasped the impact of the commercial. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, munchmemory said: I'm sure Tom grasped the impact of the commercial. Brilliant! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 52 minutes ago, Warfish said: Get help. i mean he's not wrong its undeniably phallic 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peekskill68 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Dude is worth nearly a half a billion dollars with Giselle. Why even go there? Next we're going to get Jeff Bezos hawking Doritos... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, peekskill68 said: Dude is worth nearly a half a billion dollars with Giselle. Why even go there? Next we're going to get Jeff Bezos hawking Doritos... Exactly. Right now, Brady and Gronk are in a ton of commercials. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. I would have thought he would deflate it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, More Cowbell said: I would have thought he would deflate it Foreplay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Warfish Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 29 minutes ago, neckdemon said: i mean he's not wrong its undeniably phallic "Sometimes a crappy sub roll is just a crappy subroll", Sigmund Freud, 1921 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Just now, Warfish said: "Sometimes a crappy sub roll is just a crappy subroll", Sigmund Freud, 1921 lol I would put money on the table that if you showed that commercial to a group of people--males and females--most would note the "odd nature" of that breadstuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. I mentioned it during the game. Nobody responded. Even thought i might get banned for using the term homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Just now, HighPitch said: I mentioned it during the game. Nobody responded. Even thought i might get banned for using the term homo Sorry, I missed your post, HighPitch. Was not in the thread during the game. Great that you saw it, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Warfish said: Get help. Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Crusher Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. "How you doing?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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