kelticwizard Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 It's not exactly a stretch to notice this, considering the commercial did its best to set it up with the black-and-white elegant date night lighting and perfume allusions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted September 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2021 Okay, @munchmemory, I did it. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 29 minutes ago, Warfish said: That whole ad campaign is based on being odd and treating the celebs in the ads poorly. I just think the "Brady is Gay" jokes (and that's what this is, obviously), in 2021, ring as humor long since past it's expiration date. I hate Brady, it's not about defending him personally. To me, it's akin to making race-based jokes or aren't women dumb jokes. That stuff doesn't really fly in civilized company these days, and the internet never forgets, and it makes alot of folks needlessly uncomfortable. I doubt any gay posters here at JN enjoy "lol, Brady is a Fag" type humor, but maybe I'm wrong. In before the "STFU STUPID WOKE COMMIE!" replies, but yeah, guess I dislike these jokes enough to say something rather than be silent about it, to my detriment. Gay joke or not, unintended penises will always be funny to me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: lol I would put money on the table that if you showed that commercial to a group of people--males and females--most would note the "odd nature" of that breadstuff. Id take that bet in a second. Only those who think calling him gay is funny will see it As soon as I saw it a couple of weeks ago I thought, lame attempt to make fun of a cologne commercial. Didnt see dick anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzyJet Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Okay, @munchmemory, I did it. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 I see the organ is inflated to Tom's liking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Jet Nut said: Id take that bet in a second. Only those who think calling him gay is funny will see it As soon as I saw it a couple of weeks ago I thought, lame attempt to make fun of a cologne commercial. Didnt see dick anywhere It has nothing to do with Brady being gay. I was commenting on the actual shot of the bread emerging from that box (so to speak). 100% it looks like a shaft. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said: Okay, @munchmemory, I did it. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed. You are now an internet immortal. lol Well done, I guess. Again, for anyone not acknowledging the absurdity of that shot in a mainstream TV commercial, I can't believe you don't see it. It's even on an age-appropriate angle for crissakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Beerfish said: What, subway got someone less credible and less liked than Jared? (And the utter horror of all this is after my morning hike I actually went to subway today.) How'd Brady's meat taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 How has no one looped in @JiFapono or @joewilly12 to weigh in on this yet? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Zachtion Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 hours ago, munchmemory said: You are now an internet immortal. lol Well done, I guess. Again, for anyone not acknowledging the absurdity of that shot in a mainstream TV commercial, I can't believe you don't see it. It's even on an age-appropriate angle for crissakes. I watched 2 seconds and said "nope, trying too hard" I didn't know how right I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 hours ago, munchmemory said: It has nothing to do with Brady being gay. I was commenting on the actual shot of the bread emerging from that box (so to speak). 100% it looks like a shaft. You need a vacation when you think bread is phalic. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jetsfan80 Posted September 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2021 Brady is a vegan nut and Subway doesn’t even offer real bread. He’d never put that in his mouth. Now, as for c**ks, yes, he’d absolutely do that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, munchmemory said: Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it. Surprised no one mentioned it. At least that I saw. It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge. How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11? And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape. But why stop there? Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance. You could not script this any better. Who makes that toupee? Wow!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, munchmemory said: Right!? I saw it the first time during the Thursday Tampa game. Watching with my wife and son. We all looked at each other stunned and laughed. She's in the ad world and was shocked Subway let that image through. Well to Tom's credit it was bigger, not the size Jared preferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 6 hours ago, munchmemory said: Exactly. Right now, Brady and Gronk are in a ton of commercials. OMG , you are right. I saw them in a PREP commercial. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doitny Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 i never remember seeing him in so many commercials. he must be really happy to be away from Bill. i like the phone commercial where he calls that guy in a bar in Boston and he tells him they still hate him...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 13 hours ago, JazzyJet said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullblast Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 We see what we want to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Sawyer 37 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 3:21 PM, Jimmy 2 Times said: You seem a little too bothered by this. Did Jared blow you off when you asked for a selfie? No he didnt, but are you offering and how much? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Zachtion Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Ad people must think people like to eat food compared to dongs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, Action Zachtion said: Ad people must think people like to eat food compared to dongs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Perfect fit. Tommy loves Penis or anything shaped like one. Hold it, play with it,,,,, Finally, Subway got it right. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Thats one veiny loaf of bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 4:16 PM, Francis Sawyer 37 said: I was right near him in the lobby of the media hotel at a Super Bowl. Drew Brees too. Jared was a doosh walking around all self important and too good for everybody. I had an intern 15+ years ago, his older brother was in the same dorm as Jared (before he famously moved into an apartment by a Subway). His brother told us stories about how Jared would take huge dumps in the common area and try to get people to look at them. I mean wtf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 On 9/14/2021 at 11:15 PM, Jetsfan80 said: Brady is a vegan nut and Subway doesn’t even offer real bread. He’d never put that in his mouth. Now, as for c**ks, yes, he’d absolutely do that. I always loved the John Lovitz Subway commercials where he did the regal, high society character... always sounded like he was saying, "Subway... Eat Flesh!" with the way he rolled his R's. Seems very appropriate for this Brady + dongbread campaign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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