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29 minutes ago, Warfish said:

That whole ad campaign is based on being odd and treating the celebs in the ads poorly.  

I just think the "Brady is Gay" jokes (and that's what this is, obviously), in 2021, ring as humor long since past it's expiration date.  I hate Brady, it's not about defending him personally.

To me, it's akin to making race-based jokes or aren't women dumb jokes. 

That stuff doesn't really fly in civilized company these days, and the internet never forgets, and it makes alot of folks needlessly uncomfortable.   I doubt any gay posters here at JN enjoy "lol, Brady is a Fag" type humor, but maybe I'm wrong.

In before the "STFU STUPID WOKE COMMIE!" replies, but yeah, guess I dislike these jokes enough to say something rather than be silent about it, to my detriment.  

Gay joke or not, unintended penises will always be funny to me.

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1 hour ago, munchmemory said:

lol   I would put money on the table that if you showed that commercial to a group of people--males and females--most would note the "odd nature" of that breadstuff. 

Id take that bet in a second.  Only those who think calling him gay is funny will see it

As soon as I saw it a couple of weeks ago I thought, lame attempt to make fun of a cologne commercial.  Didnt see dick anywhere

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1 hour ago, Jet Nut said:

Id take that bet in a second.  Only those who think calling him gay is funny will see it

As soon as I saw it a couple of weeks ago I thought, lame attempt to make fun of a cologne commercial.  Didnt see dick anywhere

It has nothing to do with Brady being gay.  I was commenting on the actual shot of the bread emerging from that box (so to speak).  100% it looks like a shaft.

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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

Okay, @munchmemory, I did it. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

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You are now an internet immortal.  lol  Well done, I guess.

Again, for anyone not acknowledging the absurdity of that shot in a mainstream TV commercial, I can't believe you don't see it.   It's even on an age-appropriate angle for crissakes. 

 

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2 hours ago, munchmemory said:

You are now an internet immortal.  lol  Well done, I guess.

Again, for anyone not acknowledging the absurdity of that shot in a mainstream TV commercial, I can't believe you don't see it.   It's even on an age-appropriate angle for crissakes. 

 

I watched 2 seconds and said "nope, trying too hard" 

I didn't know how right I was 

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2 hours ago, munchmemory said:

It has nothing to do with Brady being gay.  I was commenting on the actual shot of the bread emerging from that box (so to speak).  100% it looks like a shaft.

You need a vacation when you think bread is phalic.  lol

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7 hours ago, munchmemory said:

Saw this spot the other day and keep forgetting to post it.   Surprised no one mentioned it.  At least that I saw.  It's quasi-football related so I'll post it here instead of the Lounge.

How does the Subway client not question the shot of the bread rising at approx. :11?  And note the shape of the loaf with anatomically correct glans shape.  But why stop there?  Let's have Brady sniff the entire length of the phallically-shaped protuberance.  You could not script this any better.

 

Who makes that toupee?  Wow!!!!

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7 hours ago, munchmemory said:

Right!?  I saw it the first time during the Thursday Tampa game.  Watching with my wife and son.  We all looked at each other stunned and laughed.  She's in the ad world and was shocked Subway let that image through.

Well to Tom's credit it was bigger, not the size Jared preferred.

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On 9/14/2021 at 4:16 PM, Francis Sawyer 37 said:

I was right near him in the lobby of the media hotel at a Super Bowl. Drew Brees too.

Jared was a doosh walking around all self important and too good for everybody.

I had an intern 15+ years ago, his older brother was in the same dorm as Jared (before he famously moved into an apartment by a Subway). His brother told us stories about how Jared would take huge dumps in the common area and try to get people to look at them.

I mean wtf.

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On 9/14/2021 at 11:15 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Brady is a vegan nut and Subway doesn’t even offer real bread.  He’d never put that in his mouth.

Now, as for c**ks, yes, he’d absolutely do that.

I always loved the John Lovitz Subway commercials where he did the regal, high society character... always sounded like he was saying, "Subway... Eat Flesh!" with the way he rolled his R's.

Seems very appropriate for this Brady + dongbread campaign.

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