Warfish Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-cable-penis-length 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 I cringed. Only thing I want inserted in my urethra is the tip of a female's tongue. But this moron inserts a usb wire? Gotta sting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 I want to laugh but then not really. Teen boys do the dumbest sh*t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy 2 Times Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 WTF? How is that even possible? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungaman Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Jesus, I don't think Darwin took into account how colossally stupid human beings could be - as if their extra "brain power" also made them think of extra idiotic ways to self terminate, as the species whittles itself down by a thousand cuts. But somehow Mother Nature has to fight back against overpopulation to save the rest of the planet - encouraging us to notch our bungee jumping chords, eat junk food, drink bleach, eat horse dewormers, invent new weapons of mass destruction - it isn't thinning the herd fast enough for the planet to survive. Soilent Green is coming ... at least I'll be wearing the right colored jersey, and I'll get closer to the front of the line. Hopefully for eating, not processing. And he could have used a tape measure. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
65 Toss Power Trap Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 "Inserting foreign objects in one’s private parts can lead to a host of complications" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionelRichie Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Exit Only. Didn’t realize this thing required an owners manual, it usually just has a mind of its own. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TokyoJetsFan Posted September 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2021 35 minutes ago, Jimmy 2 Times said: WTF? How is that even possible? Unfortunately being Asian that would be like a flesh light for me 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJet Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 https://www.playboy.com/read/an-introduction-to-sounding 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Not it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yocousinvinny Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Well I was trying to read the article but I got stuck with all those puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post clayton163v Posted September 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2021 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Mount_Salak_Sukhoi_Superjet_crash 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandy Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Couldn’t get past the headline. Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 What was he trying to measure with the USB cord up his phallus-inches or bytes per second? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 These stories are very helpful as a father of two sons. Always use a good,” damn, least that ain’t done that shit” example to get through head scratching fathering Moments. We literally had a neighborhood kid hang him self wanking it when they were in high school. Interesting conversation to have with a 10th and 12th grader. I was like tossing your dice is fine but if you die before you roll the point then it’s pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungaman Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 14 hours ago, JTJet said: https://www.playboy.com/read/an-introduction-to-sounding OMG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJet Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Bungaman said: OMG. Yep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 On 9/17/2021 at 5:45 PM, Warfish said: https://www.foxnews.com/health/teen-usb-cable-penis-length Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.