Urban Meyer caught cheating on his wife, issue apology to team

[RedBeardedSavage]

1 hour ago, Rhg1084 said:

 

Confused... was this before or after she's grinding on him? 

[bostonmajet]

36 minutes ago, TheNuuFaaolaExperience said:

Have some respect for your wife and cheat in private.

Or maybe don't do it at all...

[Larz]

Hey !  That’s MY MOVE!!!!

???

[TheNuuFaaolaExperience]

7 minutes ago, bostonmajet said:

Or maybe don't do it at all...

[munchmemory]

21 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It's not 2021 if we don't have an alternate angle video.

Maybe Coach Meyer took it upon himself to do a cursory pelvic exam on the young lady?  There are still some of us out here who take a female's reproductive health seriously.

[TokyoJetsFan]

He’s trying to get fired 

[Pac]

If he went to a strip joint would it be national news? What goes on there is far more egregious than some gold digging hussie touching your inner knee with her thigh.

This "news story" sucks.

[ryu79]

This is an awful look for my guy....

[Biggs]

Bachelor in Jaxsonville episode 5.  Does he get a rose?

[Greenseed4]

10 minutes ago, Pac said:

If he went to a strip joint would it be national news? What goes on there is far more egregious than some gold digging hussie touching your inner knee with her thigh.

This "news story" sucks.

Dude. He’s fingering her jean seam in a public bar. 

[UnknownJetFan]

1 hour ago, munchmemory said:

Damn, I'm hanging out in the wrong bars.  Where are the ones where cute young chicks enjoy the company of old PsOS like Coach Meyer and me?

Meyer has Tens of millions, so the young girls like that overlook hanging out with fossils for that reason.

[munchmemory]

2 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Dude. He’s fingering her jean seam in a public bar. 

I'm adding "jean seam" to the JN comedy lexicon.  Literally, I lol'd.

[munchmemory]

1 minute ago, UnknownJetFan said:

Meyer has Tens of millions, so the young girls like that overlook hanging out with fossils for that reason.

Thank you for the elucidation, sir.  

[GreenFish]

Dang. Meyer has some explaining to do. It'll be the couch for him.

[Biggs]

1 hour ago, static14 said:

Wow! This could really put a dent in his wholesome nice guy image. 

That's the whole point of the wholesome nice guy image.

[JustInFudge]

8 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

Dude. He’s fingering her jean seam in a public bar. 

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We go into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging some chick, at the bar, not discreet at all, like straight up under dress and she's having an orgasm, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

[NJ]

We are owned by the Johnson's, and by virtue of that have substantial problems of our own.

[munchmemory]

1 minute ago, JiFapono said:

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We got into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging his check, at the bar, not discreet at all, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

My luck, that's the guy serving my food, resulting in me getting an unexplained case of  oral herpes.

[jetswinbaby!]

Interesting Game Prep...

Is the Coaching Staff hiring?

[The Crusher]

9 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We go into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging some chick, at the bar, not discreet at all, like straight up under dress and she's having an orgasm, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

So once he was finished did @CTM mention if he's coming back to post or not? 

[Origen]

Can you imagine we gave up being hunter/gatherers who could just chill out and do nothing, then go hunting, then make babies, then chill out, then go hunting, all because our stupid brains got bored and wanted to THINK...

[Beaver]

Hmmm.....Something smells fishy.    So this girl is in in Ohio.  In his club.   He is wearing an Ohio State shirt, and she doesn't know who he is.  But yet has her friend take a picture with him to ask "who is this person flirting with me?".   I call bullsh*t.  She knew who he was and just wanted internet fame.   

 

But yeah he is a scumbag and I'm enjoying his misery.

[Adoni Beast]

Guy has been an absolute train wreck since coming into the league…wow

[GreenFish]

22 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We go into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging some chick, at the bar, not discreet at all, like straight up under dress and she's having an orgasm, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

wth. sh*t has gotten crazy. I’ll blame it on the pandemic. Urban Meyer better be writing all this stuff down. He can build up a good defense by saying well, take a look at what this guy did? 

[munchmemory]

10 minutes ago, Beaver said:

Hmmm.....Something smells fishy.    So this girl is in in Ohio.  In his club.   He is wearing an Ohio State shirt, and she doesn't know who he is.  But yet has her friend take a picture with him to ask "who is this person flirting with me?".   I call bullsh*t.  She knew who he was and just wanted internet fame.   

 

But yeah he is a scumbag and I'm enjoying his misery.

Max, the fact that the individual known as Beaver used the words "something smells fishy" was just an accidental happenstance.   He, in no way, intended to push the boundary of inappropriate language on the site.  Just one of those strange cosmic comedic moments.

[Ghost]

This guy is hilarious. How does he have a job? ?

[Smashmouth]

2 hours ago, jbt said:

are we sure that's not Lawrence?

boy you age fast when you suck in the NFL

[T0mShane]

1 hour ago, Pac said:

some gold digging hussie touching your inner knee with her thigh.

What the ****?

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1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said:

It's not 2021 if we don't have an alternate angle video.

That TE flexed out and became a WR!

[JetFreak89]

But the Jets are the circus that would have ruined Lawrence remember? 

Good thing for us, it's abundantly apparent that our HC gets more than enough at home. 

[Spoot-Face]

1 hour ago, JiFapono said:

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We go into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging some chick, at the bar, not discreet at all, like straight up under dress and she's having an orgasm, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

[Spoot-Face]

1 hour ago, JiFapono said:

I was in Miami a few months ago.  We go into a club, first thing I see when we walk in?  This dude straight finger banging some chick, at the bar, not discreet at all, like straight up under dress and she's having an orgasm, finishes the move off by throwing his elbows on the bar, licks every finger and orders a drink.  After that moment in my life, an over the jeans oil check seems, well, PG.  

 

1 hour ago, Beaver said:

Hmmm.....Something smells fishy.

 

[JustInFudge]

3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Miami is not Florida.  lol 

[talisaynon]

sh*t if that's cheating...uhhh...

[Patriot Killa]

 

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