Best/cool/classic/weirdest/funniest names in football history

[TheNuuFaaolaExperience]

The quality of the player, or length of their career is irrelevant. If the name sounds like it belongs here, add it. Add one, one hundred, or somewhere in between.

Alternate title - It's week 8 and we are making offseason sh*tposts

My list:

Siupeli Malamala

Pumpy Tudors

Dick Butkus

Y.A. Tittle

Bart Starr

Ali Haji-Sheikh

Donald Igwebuike

Names of bad players with classic names

Colt McCoy

Browning Nagle

Jim Druckenmiller

Cade McNown

 

 

[Hex]

Osa Odighizuwa is a pretty cool name

[TokyoJetsFan]

Does Woody Johnson count?

[Hex]

Just now, TokyoJetsFan said:

Does Woody Johnson count?

yea, in the second list from OP's post

[TuscanyTile2]

Jackmerius Tacktheritrix

 

[munchmemory]

39 minutes ago, TokyoJetsFan said:

Does Woody Johnson count?

It begins and ends with this one.  It's comedy perfection.  For the life of me, I can't imagine calling my son Woody if my last name were Johnson.   Rusty Kuntz is a very close second, btw.

[munchmemory]

I like the name Pat Angerer for an NFL player.   Awesome.

[Maynard13]

50 minutes ago, TheNuuFaaolaExperience said:

The quality of the player, or length of their career is irrelevant. If the name sounds like it belongs here, add it. Add one, one hundred, or somewhere in between.

Alternate title - It's week 8 and we are making offseason sh*tposts

My list:

Siupeli Malamala

Pumpy Tudors

Dick Butkus

Y.A. Tittle

Bart Starr

Ali Haji-Sheikh

Donald Igwebuike

Names of bad players with classic names

Colt McCoy

Browning Nagle

Jim Druckenmiller

Cade McNown

 

 

So this is what we do at 1-6 soon to be 1-7.  Revolutionary.

[munchmemory]

Just now, Maynard13 said:

So this is what we do at 1-6 soon to be 1-7.  Revolutionary.

I like it.  Fun to relive these classic names and threads.

[Hex]

Chuba Hubbard is a pretty cool name too

[Lith]

[Maynard13]

1 minute ago, munchmemory said:

I like it.  Fun to relive these classic names and threads.

NoMasMemory

[Lith]

2 minutes ago, Maynard13 said:

So this is what we do at 1-6 soon to be 1-7.  Revolutionary.

We are only 1-5.  No need to rush things, losses 6 & 7 will come in time.

[TheNuuFaaolaExperience]

2 minutes ago, Maynard13 said:

So this is what we do at 1-6 soon to be 1-7.  Revolutionary.

[Maynard13]

Just now, Lith said:

We are only 1-5.  No need to rush things, losses 6 & 7 will come in time.

getting a head start

[Maynard13]

Just now, TheNuuFaaolaExperience said:

One More Thing.....

[nycdan]

3 minutes ago, Lith said:

Well then we should include Dick Butkus and our very own Dick Curl.

[Hex]

2 minutes ago, Maynard13 said:

getting a head start

many wonder if that's what the jets are doing with zach's injury right now

[rox]

[Maynard13]

Ok ok I'll play

Jack Snow

Best WR not in HOF

[munchmemory]

Although his last name is a letter off, Brits will find this one funnier than us here in the States:  Texans' Randy Bullock.

[BloodGreen]

Equanemious St. Brown kinda rules.


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[munchmemory]

1 minute ago, BloodGreen said:

Equanemious St. Brown kinda rules.


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Raise: Barkevious Mingo.

[Lith]

[Lith]

1 minute ago, munchmemory said:

Raise: Barkevious Mingo.

I will see your Barkevious and raise you a D'Brickashaw.

[TJ]

[munchmemory]

I had remembered it as Dick Sprinkle.  So a bit of a disappointment.  But the last name Sprinkle is still amusing.

[rox]

[rox]

[CSNY]

THE SACK EXCHANGE as a group but my all time favorite is 

WAHOO McDANIEL

[FootballLove]

Ik 'jawbreaker' Enemkpali

[Snell41]

Tebucky Jones
Jaquiski Tartt
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix


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[Jet_Engine1]

3 hours ago, TheNuuFaaolaExperience said:

The quality of the player, or length of their career is irrelevant. If the name sounds like it belongs here, add it. Add one, one hundred, or somewhere in between.

Alternate title - It's week 8 and we are making offseason sh*tposts

My list:

Siupeli Malamala

Pumpy Tudors

Dick Butkus

Y.A. Tittle

Bart Starr

Ali Haji-Sheikh

Donald Igwebuike

Names of bad players with classic names

Colt McCoy

Browning Nagle

Jim Druckenmiller

Cade McNown

 

 

Wahoo McDaniels 

[Jet_Engine1]

1 hour ago, TJ said:

It's ironic that He Hate Me is actually a really nice guy. ? 

[Peace Frog]

Garo Yepremian