Popular Post freestater Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 https://www.outkick.com/monkey-belonging-to-texas-special-teams-coachs-stripper-girlfriend-bites-child-on-halloween/ Yeah yeah...I know. Technically football related so I'm posting it here. Go ahead and move it to the lounge if you *must*. Its not like the mods really overwork themselves around here anyhow. In any event, I must now be considered in the running for greatest thread title ever. 2 8 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JoJoTownsell1 Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 I think this thread had a better chance of survival if it included pictures of the GF 4 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 Danielle Banks – it’s still unclear if they’re married, not that it really matters — posted over the weekend on a social media app inviting kids over to enjoy a haunted house and maze. There was no mention of a pet monkey and it appears the monkey wasn’t supposed to be part of the festivities. Monday night, Dani took to Twitter where she explained how the child got into an off-limits area. “I had a haunted house on one side gated off,” she wrote, before the Pole Assassin explained that she had no idea the boy had been bitten until a neighborhood doctor told her about the bite. “No parent have contacted me about it!” Dani wrote. When asked if the monkey is vaccinated, she explained how the monkey is up-to-date on her shots and is an “emotional support animal who (is) not to be touched.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just now, JoJoTownsell1 said: I think this thread had a better chance of survival if it included pictures of the GF 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TokyoJetsFan Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 This woman looks like the women I meet at bars where they have dart boards. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenseed4 Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, freestater said: “emotional support animal who (is) not to be touched.” Support me, emotionally, from your cage. 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, TokyoJetsFan said: This woman looks like the women I meet at bars where they have dart boards. ...and tattoo chairs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenseed4 Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 So I did some research googling and it turns out the monkey is also a part of her stage act; It slides down the pole and gives her high fives. No info on where the monkey sits while she’s giving lap dances, but I imagine getting a lil-monkey-fiver while getting grinded on just made it to my bucket list. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undertow Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 She looks like she works at a club that has free bologna sandwiches at lunch. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Treehorn Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 33 minutes ago, freestater said: Danielle Banks – it’s still unclear if they’re married, not that it really matters — posted over the weekend on a social media app inviting kids over to enjoy a haunted house and maze. There was no mention of a pet monkey and it appears the monkey wasn’t supposed to be part of the festivities. Monday night, Dani took to Twitter where she explained how the child got into an off-limits area. “I had a haunted house on one side gated off,” she wrote, before the Pole Assassin explained that she had no idea the boy had been bitten until a neighborhood doctor told her about the bite. “No parent have contacted me about it!” Dani wrote. When asked if the monkey is vaccinated, she explained how the monkey is up-to-date on her shots and is an “emotional support animal who (is) not to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: So I did some research googling and it turns out the monkey is also a part of her stage act; It slides down the pole and gives her high fives. No info on where the monkey sits while she’s giving lap dances, but I imagine getting a lil-monkey-fiver while getting grinded on just made it to my bucket list. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xtina Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 32 minutes ago, freestater said: https://www.outkick.com/monkey-belonging-to-texas-special-teams-coachs-stripper-girlfriend-bites-child-on-halloween/ Yeah yeah...I know. Technically football related so I'm posting it here. Go ahead and move it to the lounge if you *must*. Its not like the mods really overwork themselves around here anyhow. In any event, I must now be considered in the running for greatest thread title ever. Yes. It supersedes Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s swollen testicles 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoot-Face Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 Calling @Chimp the Pimp 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Who says this is off topic? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TuscanyTile2 Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Bruce Harper said: Who says this is off topic? If this is "off topic" then I don't want to be "on topic". 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Crusher Posted November 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2021 Sure honey, go pet the nice stripper ladies caged pet monkey, what can go wrong? 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 39 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Sure honey, go pet the nice stripper ladies caged pet monkey, what can go wrong? Simultaneously @CTM's worst nightmare, and sexiest fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, freestater said: ...and tattoo chairs And a bunch of Harley Davidson's parked out front - in the winter the snowmobiles replace the motorcycles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 https://www.instagram.com/p/BD3M527RVSS/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge4Tide Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 C'mon guys, at some point, we've all been bitten by a stripper's monkey..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 And I love that she called it an "emotional support" animal. Personally, I have never found monkeys to be all that relaxing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bruce Harper said: And I love that she called it an "emotional support" animal. Personally, I have never found monkeys to be all that relaxing. This is basically how I see @Jetsfan80's role on JN 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 We’ve all been there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, jgb said: This is basically how I see @Jetsfan80's role on JN Nah, @Jetsfan80's role is more like this: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Nah, @Jetsfan80's role is more like this: And I was worried how he'd react to being compared to a sh*t-stirring monkey... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolchak Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 What kind of pole do you have to have to get her attention? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, freestater said: https://www.outkick.com/monkey-belonging-to-texas-special-teams-coachs-stripper-girlfriend-bites-child-on-halloween/ Yeah yeah...I know. Technically football related so I'm posting it here. Go ahead and move it to the lounge if you *must*. Its not like the mods really overwork themselves around here anyhow. In any event, I must now be considered in the running for greatest thread title ever. At first I read this wrong I thought the stripper girlfriend bit the kid 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, jgb said: This is basically how I see @Jetsfan80's role on JN 32 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Nah, @Jetsfan80's role is more like this: Hey f**k you both. ❤️ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: @Integrity28 quit biting kids k? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: @Integrity28 quit biting kids k? He's a stripper ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Just now, Smashmouth said: He's a stripper ? Stripper monkey, yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilfieldJet Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 I do so enjoy being a member of a male dominated Board...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freestater Posted November 4, 2021 Author Share Posted November 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, OilfieldJet said: I do so enjoy being a member of a male dominated Board...... To befair, we tried it the other way too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 NOT gonna lie. In all the scenarios playing out in my head this morning when I woke up, this is not something I thought I was gonna learn about today. Like, not at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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