The ***Official*** You know you’re going to make fun of Fields MNF thread

[T0mShane]

Is the audio coming in and out for everyone else? I haven’t heard whether or not Najee Harris was homeless as a child in over thirty seconds

[Uncle Nicco]

Just now, Green Ghost said:

Seriously nico? You’re really not going there, are you?

Going where? 

[Peace Frog]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Is the audio coming in and out for everyone else? I haven’t heard whether or not Najee Harris was homeless as a child in over thirty seconds

Thanks for getting this thread locked. Someone is going to be offended. 

[chirorob]

It seems like the announcers want so badly to compliment Fields, but he isn't playing well.

He had one nice 25ish yard completion.

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Is the audio coming in and out for everyone else? I haven’t heard whether or not Najee Harris was homeless as a child in over thirty seconds

Dude....... the over/under on Hurricane Katrina references during any New Orleans Saints home game alone is 19.

[doitny]

11 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I’m not sure “being benched for Mike White” helps the pro-Zach argument too much.

Mike White had a "Hall of Fame" day. thats why Zach is benched. if he had an average day Wilson would be at QB on Sunday

[Averagejetsfan1421]

That announcer really don't like Jimmy Graham, must've heard him say his name 50 times 

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

As a military veteran, I would like to say that I'm beyond f-ing sick of the USAA commercials.

That is all.

[Peace Frog]

39 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

The Jets coaching staff is willfully locking a healthy Zach Wilson into a foot locker for the next three weeks

It wasn’t his foot, it was a sprained posterior cruciate ligament. On a dirty late hit. Takes time, not an excuse. 

Come on, Man. 

[T0mShane]

5 minutes ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said:

As a military veteran, I would like to say that I'm beyond f-ing sick of the USAA commercials.

That is all.

I find these “Watch Gronk try to defraud USAA” commercials to be weird and off-puttinf, considering how many NFL players are actually eligible children of veterans

[T0mShane]

2 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

It wasn’t his foot, it was a sprained posterior cruciate ligament. On a dirty late hit. Takes time, not an excuse. 

Come on, Man. 

Foot locker. Like, they’re hiding him

[Integrity28]

12 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

Thanks for getting this thread locked. Someone is going to be offended. 

I’m offended by how little T0m tries with his jokes lately.

[Integrity28]

3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I find these “Watch Gronk try to defraud USAA” commercials to be weird and off-puttinf, considering how many NFL players are actually eligible children of veterans

This is better. LOL

[Peace Frog]

Just now, T0mShane said:

Foot locker. Like, they’re hiding him

I dropped a foot locker on my big toe the night before I left home for the first day of law school. 

True story.  

Foot lockers hurt, dude. Mocking it is offensive. 

[Peace Frog]

1 minute ago, Integrity28 said:

I’m offended by how little T0m tries with his jokes lately.

Mailing it in. 

[Peace Frog]

26 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Fields: 59.5%/3 TDs/7 INTs
Wilson: 57.5%/4 TDs/9 INTs

How’s the 45% first half averaging that down? 

Now he’ll prolly hit 80% in the second half. 

[chirorob]

Poor Ben getting hit like that.

It's like the D Line was trying to rape that poor man.

[Lith]

Amazes me to see some of the Roughing calls other QBs get and then to think about some of the hits our QBs take with nothing ever thrown.

[undertow]

Pretty soon Steve Levy is gonna start talking about how big Najee Harris cock is.

[playtowinthegame]

Ben didn't want none of that punishment he'd have to take from Mario Edwards Jr. to pick up the first down with his legs there. 

[T0mShane]

I do not understand the Najee Harris hype. Guy is averaging under 4 ypc and the Steelers are going to use him up before he hits 25 years of age

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

26 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Is the audio coming in and out for everyone else? I haven’t heard whether or not Najee Harris was homeless as a child in over thirty seconds

Agreed.

[playtowinthegame]

Not a catch. 

[Lith]

Does not look like a catch to me.  

[Green Ghost]

3 minutes ago, undertow said:

Pretty soon Steve Levy is gonna start talking about how big Najee Harris cock is.

Uh oh….

?

[doitny]

catch

 

[maury77]

27 minutes ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said:

As a military veteran, I would like to say that I'm beyond f-ing sick of the USAA commercials.

That is all.

Yeah, but their auto insurance really is great. 

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Fields is going to get one of his receivers decapitated. Two decades ago they would have needed multiple ambulances to remove the corpse of the headless Chicago Receivers.

 

He's hanging them out to dry over the middle. 

[Spoot-Face]

42 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

"Do not touch certain areas of your body!"

I hope you're paying attention, @Jetsfan80!

[The Gun Of Bavaria]

Just now, maury77 said:

Yeah, but their auto insurance really is great. 

LOL I have that and one of their credit cards since 1996. LOL

[Spoot-Face]

42 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Fields: 59.5%/3 TDs/7 INTs
Wilson: 57.5%/4 TDs/9 INTs

[playtowinthegame]

1 minute ago, Lith said:

Does not look like a catch to me.  

That slow motion replay made it look good. At regular speed it look like it was moving the entire time. 

[Lith]

That is a roughing penalty if it were Roethlisberger.  Rookies don't get calls.

 

[Jetsfan80]

1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

 

Mike White >>>>>>> Justin Fields > Zach Wilson

[undertow]

Who knows what a penalty is these days