flgreen Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Joe must be into Santeria. IMO that's the only way both Darnold, and Adams could have gotten the trade value, and contracts for next year they got. LIVING Facebook Twitter Flipboard WhatsApp Email Copy Witch doctors are hunting bald men to use in magic potions By Jamie Pyatt, The Sun June 7, 2017 4:34pm Getty Images ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY: Bald men are being advised to avoid Mozambique because they are allegedly being targeted by local witch doctors. Police chiefs in Mozambique told a press conference that people with bald heads visiting the country should consider wearing hats if they go out at night, according to AFP. Witch doctors are reportedly hunting down the hairless for use in their magic potions. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 12 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Also, the first person who says "Who cares about Jamal anymore?" or something like that can eat several d**ks. challenge accepted! @joewilly12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 At last we have an explanation for his inability to catch potential interceptions being thrown his way. It was the finger all along! And nobody seems to care very much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 12 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: This is a bit of an old article (Oct 31), but its a gem that I missed somehow: https://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/nfl/seattle-seahawks/article255439256.html The highlights: “I know what he’s going through, with that finger,” Adams said, chuckling. “I’m still going through it, obviously. I know exactly what he’s going through.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday was the first time Adams said he is still affected by his finger injury and surgery, 10 months after the operation. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Seattle coach Pete Carroll and defensive coordinator Ken Norton Jr. chose to blitz dime defensive back Ryan Neal instead on third downs. Neal had the only sack of Lawrence, and two of the three hits on him. ----------------------------------------------------------------- But it didn’t work for Adams’ statistics and efforts to affect quarterbacks. He continues to blitz at less than half the 10-plus times per game he blitzed in 2020. He set the NFL record for sacks by a defensive backs with 9 1/2 last year. This season he has zero sacks, zero quarterback hits and two passes defensed in eight games. “It’s been tough, obviously,” he said. “In life, there are a lot of tough things that you go through, you just have to figure it out. No one really cares. No one really gives a damn about my finger. Here is a finger for you Jamal 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dcat Posted November 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2021 You'd think when the surgeon repaired his finger 10 months ago, he or she could have had the professionalism to extract Adams' head from his ass. Seahawks too cheap to pay the extra medical fees. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hex Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 "See? Jamal is really an amazing safety, who can run really fast, and tackle people and have a good sense of what's going on, except his finger hurts! Just you wait..." ~Jamal's Mom 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 12 hours ago, T0mShane said: I’m the 76th ranked safety because of my cranky finger “I’m the best in the nation” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Seattle: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLV Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Jamal is his own meme. At this point it is undeniable that the Adams trade was one of the most lopsided in NFL history 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 “Finger” being a metaphor for teenage girl feelings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, johnnysd said: Jamal is his own meme. At this point it is undeniable that the Adams trade was one of the most lopsided in NFL history Easily. Right up there with Colts getting all or picks + Quentin Nelson so we could get the third best QB in that draft. Thenus trading the QB for picks and handing Carolina QB purgatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hex Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Easily. Right up there with Colts getting all or picks + Quentin Nelson so we could get the third best QB in that draft. Thenus trading the QB for picks and handing Carolina QB purgatory. And whatever the crap Bill O'Brien was doing with DeAndre Hopkins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 9, 2021 Author Share Posted November 9, 2021 54 minutes ago, johnnysd said: Jamal is his own meme. At this point it is undeniable that the Adams trade was one of the most lopsided in NFL history For real. At least when the Vikings gave up all those picks for Herschel Walker back in the day, draft picks weren't super valuable at that time in NFL history, because no one had a clue how to properly evaluate college talent. (Not that things have gotten so much better lately, but it is better and the pre-draft process is far more legit than it used to be.) Now that picks are a premium, giving up a Khalil Mack package of picks for a Box Safety who isn't even good is laughably dumb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 55 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: “Finger” being a metaphor for teenage girl feelings? Please consider before using "finger" and "teenage girl" in the same sentence. Or "teenage boy" for that matter. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntouchableCrew Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Jamal is right about one thing. Nobody cares about his finger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 9, 2021 Author Share Posted November 9, 2021 Oh, and if not for the trash quotes by Jamal about his finger, this would be the lead on this story in my mind: Seattle coach Pete Carroll and defensive coordinator Ken Norton Jr. chose to blitz dime defensive back Ryan Neal instead on third downs. Neal had the only sack of Lawrence, and two of the three hits on him. Ryan Neal (2018 UDFA) in 21 games of action (4 starts) from 2020-present: 2 INTs 6 Pass Deflections 1.0 Sacks 49 Solo Tackles 4 TFLs 1 Safety 2 QB Hits 5 QB Pressures 3 QB Hurries 8.5 Yards per Target allowed Neal has Adams beat in that span in INTs and PDs, and so far this season has Adams beat in Sacks, QB Hits, QB Pressures, and Yards per Target. Oh, and since 2020 Neal has only been sent on 20 blitzes (4 this year). Adams has been sent on 128 (30 this year). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PS17 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 He is the cringiest person on Earth. Jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Larz said: It’s honestly impressive. Kid achieved generational wealth by being almost average at a position of very little value by acting really energetic and excited, praying on bad teams for wow plays and negotiating Seattle into a position we’re they had to sacrifice their defense to get him sacks to make that trade less disgusting and then paying him as the best at his position all while he’s playing at the bottom 5 or 10 of said position. You are right my Viking prince! The Prez Laughs last and the loudest. Dude should be teaching this shit at Ivey league schools. Boom! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Integrity28 said: Easily. Right up there with Colts getting all or picks + Quentin Nelson so we could get the third best QB in that draft. Thenus trading the QB for picks and handing Carolina QB purgatory. Psst. We got the fourth best QB in that draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wit Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 JPP SAYS HI, with his four fingered super bowl winning,hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 17 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: This is a bit of an old article (Oct 31), but its a gem that I missed somehow: https://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/nfl/seattle-seahawks/article255439256.html The highlights: “I know what he’s going through, with that finger,” Adams said, chuckling. “I’m still going through it, obviously. I know exactly what he’s going through.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday was the first time Adams said he is still affected by his finger injury and surgery, 10 months after the operation. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Seattle coach Pete Carroll and defensive coordinator Ken Norton Jr. chose to blitz dime defensive back Ryan Neal instead on third downs. Neal had the only sack of Lawrence, and two of the three hits on him. ----------------------------------------------------------------- But it didn’t work for Adams’ statistics and efforts to affect quarterbacks. He continues to blitz at less than half the 10-plus times per game he blitzed in 2020. He set the NFL record for sacks by a defensive backs with 9 1/2 last year. This season he has zero sacks, zero quarterback hits and two passes defensed in eight games. “It’s been tough, obviously,” he said. “In life, there are a lot of tough things that you go through, you just have to figure it out. No one really cares. No one really gives a damn about my finger. Ronnie Lott laughs at this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 5 hours ago, EM31 said: Please consider before using "finger" and "teenage girl" in the same sentence. Or "teenage boy" for that matter. This is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 4 hours ago, sourceworx said: Psst. We got the fourth best QB in that draft. I know. At the time the trade was made, since we weren’t in the clock, the logic is that they have all that up for the 3rd best QB on the board. Everything needs to be explained here. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: This is weird. my thought exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Just now, EM31 said: my thought exactly Your thought is what took it to weird-o town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 Ronnie Lott hurt one of his fingers once and missed a few plays…. He never hurt that same finger again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 6 hours ago, sourceworx said: Psst. We got the fourth best QB in that draft. Don't be silly... I think Mike White has already definitively proven himself to be the third best QB of that draft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sourceworx Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Integrity28 said: I know. At the time the trade was made, since we weren’t in the clock, the logic is that they have all that up for the 3rd best QB on the board. Everything needs to be explained here. Sheesh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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