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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

She reminds me of that one friend of your daughters that is obviously gifted and destined to do very well in life. Yet, every time she comes over you think,” this is the day the dog bites her!” 

She also has the second best legs in the world after Mike White

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55 minutes ago, jgb said:

She also has the second best legs in the world after Mike White

Chicks that look like her always suck in bed. Trust me I was a singer in a Rock Band . She's too pretty, she's privileged, she uses words like "yucky" and "no" she smells like soap and likes ice cream when she's feeling naughty.

Sorry but that b**** can't sling it.

I like a woman who can throw hands. A Mama who can raise sons. A chick that pops me a beer without me asking. Doesn't stand in front of the TV during the game, makes corned beef hash and then goes outside and shovels the snow.

A real woman is the one you can't resist when she's hot and stinky in her comfy pants when she first wakes up in the morning. Yep that's the one.

@Maxman

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@Maxman you've built a beautiful thing here I really enjoy it. Thank you for letting me be myself and post my insanity. I'm always entertained and I try to entertain, sometimes I miss and sometimes I nail it! There's a lot of good dudes on this site. It's been a total pleasure to communicate and cheers to 5 million more!

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36 minutes ago, Greenbloodblitz said:

Chicks that look like her always suck in bed. Trust me I was a singer in a Rock Band . She's too pretty, she's privileged, she uses words like "yucky" and "no" she smells like soap and likes ice cream when she's feeling naughty.

Sorry but that b**** can't sling it.

I like a woman who can throw hands. A Mama who can raise sons. A chick that pops me a beer without me asking. Doesn't stand in front of the TV during the game, makes corned beef hash and then goes outside and shovels the snow.

A real woman is the one you can't resist when she's hot and stinky in her comfy pants when she first wakes up in the morning. Yep that's the one.

@Maxman

This hypothesis can only be tested empirically. I volunteer as the test subject.

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