The Mike White's...err, NY Jets vs the Buffalo Bills ## Official Game Thread ##

[More Cowbell]

1 hour ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Excited to see some Flacco action today 

[T0mShane]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

LOW ENERGY GAME THREAD. BAN EVERYONE BUT THE REAL FANS. 
 

MIKE WHITE 42

BILLS 38

Parlay alert: A pre-death, unwashed libertarian cancel-king icon Aaron Rodgers gets (temporarily) healthy against Jamal Adams all afternoon and puts up 50 against the Portland Seahawks and King County’s robust 80% vaccination rate. After the game, Jamal Adams reminds everyone that his finger is still struggling with Ivermectin poisoning. 

[Greenbloodblitz]

That's Mike effing White to you mister!

[Greenbloodblitz]

[Uncle Nicco]

Through two starts white is showing a becton like tendency to take himself out of games with non-injury injuries. Hope he doesn’t sprain his fingernail today 

[the Claw]

2 hours ago, BP said:

Dude, that’s the Concorde. It’s no longer flying lol and it was crashing a lot before that

Good thing it’s not the Concorde, then!

[Larz]

I hope the bills aren’t mean and angry today 

the fans might boo

[the Claw]

6 minutes ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Through two starts white is showing a becton like tendency to take himself out of games with non-injury injuries. Hope he doesn’t sprain his fingernail today 

9am on Game day and you’re spewing this diarrhea in a game thread. 
 

think about that for a second

[Larz]

Plot twist

the bengals game was a coming out party for Michael Carter, not Mike While 

[T0mShane]

6 minutes ago, Larz said:

Plot twist

the bengals game was a coming out party for Michael Carter, not Mike While 

Larz is gonna keep blowing on this hot take like a cub scout trying to set some wet leaves on fire

[Francis Sawyer 37]

2 hours ago, BP said:

Dude, that’s the Concorde. It’s no longer flying lol and it was crashing a lot before that

That plane is modern and much smaller. And, see those things that flip up at the ends of the wings? Thats relatively new technology

This is a Concorde.

[HawkeyeJet]

Woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be at MetLife soon.

Gotta throw TDs before the day begins and fans start bitching about GMs.

Dropped back to pass and damn near went blind, young Fellas in the stands throwin’ up Jets signs. 

It went to the house and the Bills lost the grip.

Cause watching the Jets is always hard

Come talking that trash, it’s probably about or Right Guar.

Knowing nothing in life but hoping Mike White’s legit

Don’t  quote me boy, Zach ain’t done sh*t.

(I love Zach though, too)

[ZachEY]

2 hours ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Excited to see some Flacco action today 

 

1 hour ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Would be pretty sweet to destroy bills SB season with back to back losses to the two worst teams in football 

 

1 hour ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Are we just pretending that he played last Week now 

 

25 minutes ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Through two starts white is showing a becton like tendency to take himself out of games with non-injury injuries. Hope he doesn’t sprain his fingernail today 

No game prediction today, but I predict this Nico iteration is banned by halftime, latest.

[munchmemory]

Breaking news:  Scones made and cooling.  About to pour myself a cup of coffee.   That is all.

[ZachEY]

2 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Woke up quick at about noon just thought that I had to be at MetLife soon.

Gotta throw TDs before the day begins and fans start bitching about GMs.

Dropped back to pass and damn near went blind, young Fellas in the stands throwin’ up Jets signs. 

It went to the house and the Bills lost the grip.

Cause watching the Jets is always hard

Come talking that trash, it’s probably about or Right Guar.

Knowing nothing in life but hoping Mike White’s legit

Don’t  quote me boy, Zach ain’t done sh*t.

(I love Zach though, too)

[92ShaunEllis92]

It’s cold out this morning 

 

 

[Francis Sawyer 37]

25 minutes ago, Uncle Nicco said:

Through two starts white is showing a becton like tendency to take himself out of games with non-injury injuries. Hope he doesn’t sprain his fingernail today 

I find it hard to believe that White didnt want to play real bad. This is his chance and he told some sports journalist that he should have been the # 1 pick in the draft.

You dont talk like that and run from any opponent.

[kevinc855]

The great white is hungry, I hear there’s lot of meat on a Bill. 

[Francis Sawyer 37]

42 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Parlay alert: A pre-death, unwashed libertarian cancel-king icon Aaron Rodgers gets (temporarily) healthy against Jamal Adams all afternoon and puts up 50 against the Portland Seahawks and King County’s robust 80% vaccination rate. After the game, Jamal Adams reminds everyone that his finger is still struggling with Ivermectin poisoning. 

Lets Go Brandon

[T0mShane]

6 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Breaking news:  Scones made and cooling.  About to pour myself a cup of coffee.   That is all.

Famous gameday apertif, the scone

[T0mShane]

10 minutes ago, 92ShaunEllis92 said:

It’s cold out this morning 

 

 

This is like the seventh circle of hell

[PS17]

2 hours ago, BP said:

Dude, that’s the Concorde. It’s no longer flying lol and it was crashing a lot before that

Whatever happened to @crashingjet

[Larz]

53 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Parlay alert: A pre-death, unwashed libertarian cancel-king icon Aaron Rodgers gets (temporarily) healthy against Jamal Adams all afternoon and puts up 50 against the Portland Seahawks and King County’s robust 80% vaccination rate. After the game, Jamal Adams reminds everyone that his finger is still struggling with Ivermectin poisoning. 

Mods

no politics 

[playtowinthegame]

6 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

This is like the seventh circle of hell

It's a white hole just opening up before the game at the White House. 

[hawk]

I have done my part to help the Jets win.  I have Josh Allen starting in my draft kings lineup.

I am a QB Killer in Fantasy.

You are Welcome!

[munchmemory]

18 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Famous gameday apertif, the scone

lol  No worries, Tom.  White wines are chilled; red is breathing.

[Lith]

Gameday, 11/14.  Last time we played on 11/14, Jets played the Browns, winning in OT 26-20, on a TD set up by this great 3rd down conversion reception by Jerricho Cotchery.  Good omen?

 

[BP]

38 minutes ago, Francis Sawyer 37 said:

That plane is modern and much smaller. And, see those things that flip up at the ends of the wings? Thats relatively new technology

This is a Concorde.

I already conceded it wasn’t a concord and now you post a pic of it anyways lol we’re doomed

[CanadienJetsFan]

36 minutes ago, munchmemory said:

Breaking news:  Scones made and cooling.  About to pour myself a cup of coffee.   That is all.

Don’t forget to “whiskey up” that coffee 

[BP]

20 minutes ago, PS17 said:

Whatever happened to @crashingjet

He’s a dolphins fan. I dunno. Whatever happened to @Cntrygal ? 

[CanadienJetsFan]

9 minutes ago, Lith said:

Gameday, 11/14.  Last time we played on 11/14, Jets played the Browns, winning in OT 26-20, on a TD set up by this great 3rd down conversion reception by Jerricho Cotchery.  Good omen?

 

Mike Effing White might have a good day, but our defence won’t stop Allen  for both throwing and running for 200yrds.

 

[Rangers9]

Of course in football you have a lot of strange outcomes. Basically all teams come out flat on some days, there are injuries that upend schemes, etc. We saw this last week when the Bills lost to Jax and their strong offense only scored 6 points. Who'd have thunk that, nobody. But I don't see this happening again this week esp coming from a team playing terrible defense. I hope I'm wrong and our D coaching staff is able to fix problems but they would have to fix almost everything. So I don't see this as even being close. Bills 34 Jets 20. 

[sec101row23]

I’ll be shocked if the Jets win today, I’d also be surprised if White throws for more than 230 yards, Buffalo defense will get to Mike a lot today.   Hope he finishes the game. 

[Uncle Nicco]

13 minutes ago, sec101row23 said:

I’ll be shocked if the Jets win today, I’d also be surprised if White throws for more than 230 yards, Buffalo defense will get to Mike a lot today.   Hope he finishes the game. 

Troll hater 

[Rangers9]

Last week the offense played OK even with JJ as the Qb most of the game. But the defense was beyond terrible. So does this mean for today our O will crash and our D plays well. Wouldn't it be nice if both played great. Nothing is impossible (except that?).