Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Football, internet forums, and fanboys collide on todays episode of Maury! Cherry was a normal 23 year old cheerleader working for the New York Jets Football team when one night after a game as she exited the stadium she was approached by someone claiming to be from a Jets fan forum called JetNation. According to Cherry he just wanted her to play some silly guess who game with him and his internet friends. She thought it was weird but when he said he had some beer she decided she could use a break after a long game and went back to his hotel room. One thing led to another and Cherry woke up the next morning alone in the parking lot without prince charming. Nine months later she's got a little souvenir from that night. She thinks she knows who the father is but he refuses to step up and take responsibility. We've invited Cherry and all the users from JetNation Mafia to the set tonight to find out who the real father is. Buckle up because we're in for a wild ride, let's get into it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 Rules - You will be randomly assigned a post restriction/character, please do your best to stay in character. - Standard mafia rules; no talking outside the game unless instructed to, etc. - Deadline game: player with the most votes when deadline ends will be lynched. Ties will be determined randomly. - Each deadline will be 12, 24, 48, or 72 hours depending on what the game needs to keep a healthy pace as determined by me. Note: there is no Cop in this game. Instead you can vote to reveal someone's alignment to the entire game. You can only do this once every other Day phase and it only happens with a majority of votes. Voting to reveal alignment starts Day 2. Players 1. Crusher 2. Barry 3. Greenseed 4. Stark 5. Spoot 6. Hess 7. Pac 8. Jif 9. JC 10. 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 Alright well we've heard Cherry's side of the story now let's bring in the boys. Barry, Pac, everyone please introduce yourselves to the audience and explain what happened that night according to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 Deadline 48 hours. Wednesday 8PM NST 11PM EST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Sup bishes? Yes, I was at the Mike White game. I mean of course I was there. That's what I do. I go to Jets games. Anyway, I know it probably sounds suspect considering my name and my game, but I never banged this hoe. Don't get me wrong, I definitely buried my cockinner. I'm her mouth! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 You young people and your profane and debauched ways. In my day you didn’t even think about making love to a woman until your 30s. And if ya needed to give yourself some relief you watched the sky and waited for a cloud that looks like a woman to pass by. That was OUR Playboy! I can’t read the tiny font on this dang blasted device but did that Barry fella just say he put his who-who-dilly in that poor lady’s mouth? If so we need to get a paternity test on him with a quickness. My 2nd best guess would be JiF, who would perform coitus with anything that moves quicker than starting a game of jacks over by the soda fountain. Vote Barry 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Nolder said: Alright well we've heard Cherry's side of the story now let's bring in the boys. Barry, Pac, everyone please introduce yourselves to the audience and explain what happened that night according to you. I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 Almost forgot, a sample Town PM for you all. Quote You are NOT the father (AKA Vanilla Town). You win when the father and all his buds have been identified (lynched/killed). In addition your character for this game is "...". Please try to lean into your character and play it up for fun. We can change your character to something else if necessary just let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Nolder said: Almost forgot, a sample Town PM for you all. WTF? Yoi can’t post pm’s in gabe thread dude. It’s like mafia goodness dat 1 shot. @GATA mod kill this fool , why you are it bring @CTM beck to thsnks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 **** bitches, get riches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, The Crusher said: I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night vote crusher shoulda gone w/tequila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Imma find you where ever you at, you no good bastard. I ain't no raisin' no child alone! It wasn't even that good with your dick like a tiny ass little french fry. vote Pac 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Imma find you where ever you at, you no good bastard. I ain't no raisin' no child alone! It wasn't even that good with your dick like a tiny ass little french fry. vote Pac are you claiming to be this hoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: vote crusher shoulda gone w/tequila I couldn’t, @Pac drank teh rest of it from some big booty crack of that bootyliscious boom boom babe. Wait or wsa that my… damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 14 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Imma find you where ever you at, you no good bastard. I ain't no raisin' no child alone! It wasn't even that good with your dick like a tiny ass little french fry. vote Pac ^ woah.. a beev-Ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: are you claiming to be this hoe? I ain't no hoe, you curly fried dick mother f*cker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, The Crusher said: ^ woah.. a beev-Ho! Hello, handsome. I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin! Whatchu doin later? I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun. Whatchu say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 3 hours ago, The Crusher said: I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night 3 hours ago, The Crusher said: WTF? Yoi can’t post pm’s in gabe thread dude. It’s like mafia goodness dat 1 shot. @GATA mod kill this fool , why you are it bring @CTM beck to thsnks So Crusher's character is drunk posting, evidently. That's a real stretch for him! Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sonny. Listen to your elder on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 51 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Hello, handsome. I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin! Whatchu doin later? I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun. Whatchu say? Beev-Ho is a size queen 14 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: So Crusher's character is drunk posting, evidently. That's a real stretch for him! Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sonny. Listen to your elder on this one. Jealousy is a waisted emotion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I'll fit this sh it into my shedjule as time permits. In the meantime vote JC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 16, 2021 Author Share Posted November 16, 2021 Votecount JC - Pac (1) Pac - Spoot (1) Crusher - Barry (1) Barry - 80 (1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: I ain't no hoe, you curly fried dick mother f*cker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 unvote vote JC pac makes a good case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 27 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: unvote vote JC pac makes a good case. Holy hell, and Im the drunk one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 1 hour ago, The Crusher said: Holy hell, and Im the drunk one? usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: usually Wutever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Wutever we have a deadline tomorrow. We should speed lynch @Jetscode1 before he even posts in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greenseed4 Posted November 17, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2021 I almost exclusively bang cheerleaders, and I rarely pull out. So I’d say the odds are pretty good that it was me. I bet it wasn’t. But I do like to bang pretty girls, and I’m good at sex. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: we have a deadline tomorrow. We should speed lynch @Jetscode1 before he even posts in here. I like your style. vote Hess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Cool it’s on I’m the Mafia Godfather. Vote Hess 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Hello, handsome. I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin! Whatchu doin later? I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun. Whatchu say? This is my scum mate warming up to Crusher the town favorite. He’s also our tracker 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said: we have a deadline tomorrow. We should speed lynch @Jetscode1 before he even posts in here. I thought this just another game show. BTW...you ask for a more detailed explanation to the risks of crypto, then do not reply...and you wonder why you're not taken seriously. EAD. Vote Cock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Greenseed4 said: I almost exclusively bang cheerleaders, and I rarely pull out. So I’d say the odds are pretty good that it was me. I bet it wasn’t. But I do like to bang pretty girls, and I’m good at sex. Dustin Diamond you are not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said: I thought this just another game show. BTW...you ask for a more detailed explanation to the risks of crypto, then do not reply...and you wonder why you're not taken seriously. EAD. Vote Cock I had all intentions to respond and then realized it's not worth wasting my energy anymore. Some people are just ngmi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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