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Football, internet forums, and fanboys collide on todays episode of Maury! 

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Cherry was a normal 23 year old cheerleader working for the New York Jets Football team when one night after a game as she exited the stadium she was approached by someone claiming to be from a Jets fan forum called JetNation. According to Cherry he just wanted her to play some silly guess who game with him and his internet friends. She thought it was weird but when he said he had some beer she decided she could use a break after a long game and went back to his hotel room. One thing led to another and Cherry woke up the next morning alone in the parking lot without prince charming. Nine months later she's got a little souvenir from that night. She thinks she knows who the father is but he refuses to step up and take responsibility. We've invited Cherry and all the users from JetNation Mafia to the set tonight to find out who the real father is. Buckle up because we're in for a wild ride, let's get into it!

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I've banged everyone here, and I want every one up in here to know that you were the fastest. We banged in the mickey D drive-through and afterwards my fries were still hot.

Wow, Nolder made you OJ? Brillinance. 

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Rules

- You will be randomly assigned a post restriction/character, please do your best to stay in character.

- Standard mafia rules; no talking outside the game unless instructed to, etc.

- Deadline game: player with the most votes when deadline ends will be lynched. Ties will be determined randomly.

- Each deadline will be 12, 24, 48, or 72 hours depending on what the game needs to keep a healthy pace as determined by me.

 

Note: there is no Cop in this game.

Instead you can vote to reveal someone's alignment to the entire game. You can only do this once every other Day phase and it only happens with a majority of votes.

Voting to reveal alignment starts Day 2.

 

Players

1. Crusher

2. Barry

3. Greenseed

4. Stark

5. Spoot

6. Hess

7. Pac 

8. Jif 

9. JC 

10. 80

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Alright well we've heard Cherry's side of the story now let's bring in the boys.

 

Barry, Pac, everyone please introduce yourselves to the audience and explain what happened that night according to you.

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Sup bishes?

Yes, I was at the Mike White game. I mean of course I was there. That's what I do. I go to Jets games. 

Anyway, I know it probably sounds suspect considering my name and my game, but I never banged this hoe. Don't get me wrong, I definitely buried my cockinner. I'm her mouth!

 

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You young people and your profane and debauched ways.  In my day you didn’t even think about making love to a woman until your 30s.  And if ya needed to give yourself some relief you watched the sky and waited for a cloud that looks like a woman to pass by.  That was OUR Playboy!

I can’t read the tiny font on this dang blasted device but did that Barry fella just say he put his who-who-dilly in that poor lady’s mouth?  If so we need to get a paternity test on him with a quickness.  My 2nd best guess would be JiF, who would perform coitus with anything that moves quicker than starting a game of jacks over by the soda fountain.

Vote Barry

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9 hours ago, Nolder said:

Alright well we've heard Cherry's side of the story now let's bring in the boys.

 

Barry, Pac, everyone please introduce yourselves to the audience and explain what happened that night according to you.

I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night 

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Almost forgot, a sample Town PM for you all.

 

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You are NOT the father (AKA Vanilla Town).

You win when the father and all his buds have been identified (lynched/killed).

 

In addition your character for this game is "...".

Please try to lean into your character and play it up for fun.

We can change your character to something else if necessary just let me know.

 

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11 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Almost forgot, a sample Town PM for you all.

 

 

WTF? Yoi can’t post pm’s in gabe thread dude. It’s like mafia goodness dat 1 shot. @GATA mod kill this fool , why you are it bring @CTM beck to thsnks 

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2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night 

vote crusher

shoulda gone w/tequila

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Imma find you where ever you at, you no good bastard. I ain't no raisin' no child alone!

It wasn't even that good with your dick like a tiny ass little french fry.

vote Pac

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25 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said:

vote crusher

shoulda gone w/tequila

I couldn’t, @Pac drank teh rest of it from some big booty crack of that bootyliscious boom boom babe. Wait or wsa that my… damn

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14 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Imma find you where ever you at, you no good bastard. I ain't no raisin' no child alone!

It wasn't even that good with your dick like a tiny ass little french fry.

vote Pac

^ woah.. a beev-Ho!

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3 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

^ woah.. a beev-Ho!

Hello, handsome.

I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin!

Whatchu doin later?

I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun.

Whatchu say?

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3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

I’m Crushlove, I tried to flip Jf a roofie abs woke up the next day naked covered in Popeyes chicken sandwich wrappers, so I finish’s the bourbon and went to breakfast , pretty much an average night 

 

3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

WTF? Yoi can’t post pm’s in gabe thread dude. It’s like mafia goodness dat 1 shot. @GATA mod kill this fool , why you are it bring @CTM beck to thsnks 

 

So Crusher's character is drunk posting, evidently.  That's a real stretch for him!  

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sonny.  Listen to your elder on this one.  

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51 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Hello, handsome.

I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin!

Whatchu doin later?

I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun.

Whatchu say?

Beev-Ho is a size queen 

14 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

 

So Crusher's character is drunk posting, evidently.  That's a real stretch for him!  

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, sonny.  Listen to your elder on this one.  

Jealousy is a waisted emotion 

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8 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Hello, handsome.

I like my men to have a little cushion for the pushin!

Whatchu doin later?

I can drop little Candice-Lynn Marie off with my mama and we can grab a case of PBR and go have a little fun.

Whatchu say?

This is my scum mate warming up to Crusher the town favorite. He’s also our tracker

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4 hours ago, Barry McCockinner said:

we have a deadline tomorrow. We should speed lynch @Jetscode1 before he even posts in here.

I thought this just another game show.  BTW...you ask for a more detailed explanation to the risks of crypto, then do not reply...and you wonder why you're not taken seriously.  EAD.

Vote Cock

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1 hour ago, Greenseed4 said:

I almost exclusively bang cheerleaders, and I rarely pull out.  So I’d say the odds are pretty good that it was me.  

I bet it wasn’t.  But I do like to bang pretty girls, and I’m good at sex. 

Dustin Diamond you are not.

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4 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said:

I thought this just another game show.  BTW...you ask for a more detailed explanation to the risks of crypto, then do not reply...and you wonder why you're not taken seriously.  EAD.

Vote Cock

I had all intentions to respond and then realized it's not worth wasting my energy anymore. Some people are just ngmi.

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