Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Barry McCockinner said: @Nolder What Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Just now, Nolder said: Votecount JC - Pac (1) Barry - 80, JC, Crusher, Spoot, Hess (5) Hess - Greenseed, Jif, (2) Spoot - Barry (1) Deadline 48 hours. Wednesday 8PM NST 11PM EST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Ok so let me break in for a second here. As you all know we have ordered paternity tests for everyone on the show today and it turns out we just got one in. Mr. McCockinner you are a long time Jets fan correct? And you were in fact there the night Cherry became pregnant. You've told your side of the story now Barry it's time to find out once and for all if this is your baby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Barry you are NOT the father! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors, stay tuned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Deadline: 12 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Does that mean Barry is dead and scum? What the fuk is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Pac said: Does that mean Barry is dead and scum? What the fuk is this? He's dead and Town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Pac said: Does that mean Barry is dead and scum? What the fuk is this? Survey says...^^^scum is here^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 Extending deadline by 12 hours to 24 hours. Night ends at 8PM NST 11PM EST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 It was Crusher w the knife in the conservatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 48 minutes ago, Jetscode1 said: Survey says...^^^scum is here^^^ Obv is obv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Nolder said: Barry you are NOT the father! Told you nerds I didn't bang that hoe bag! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I gotta work in 10 mins so I dont have time for this sht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 38 minutes ago, Pac said: I gotta work in 10 mins so I dont have time for this sht. Pew pew pew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Exciting game Nol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, HessStation said: Exciting game Nol As excitin as that time I jumped on @Jetsfan80's bone in the backseat of his mother's minivan! He creamed his overalls before I even took my damn top off, lololol! We did cuddle for six hours after, which was kinda nice, an he stroked my hair. I even reckon that's the part he enjoyed the most 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Is nolder fuking with us? I have a million things I can be doing rather than checking this ? ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: As excitin as that time I jumped on @Jetsfan80's bone in the backseat of his mother's minivan! He creamed his overalls before I even took my damn top off, lololol! We did cuddle for six hours after, which was kinda nice, an he stroked my hair. I even reckon that's the part he enjoyed the most You should take that as a compliment, young lady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Jetscode1 said: Survey says...^^^scum is here^^^ Pac is scum even when he's town. Now when are you going to play some chess in the park with this old man, sonny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, HessStation said: It was Crusher w the knife in the conservatory Nearly correct. It was in the kitchen, of course. Crusher doesn't even know what a Conservatory is. Us older fellas use them all the time, however. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, HessStation said: It was Crusher w the knife in the conservatory What ? I snack anyplace I am. Sue me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Nearly correct. It was in the kitchen, of course. Crusher doesn't even know what a Conservatory is. Us older fellas use them all the time, however. You were 40 at 20 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Glad I signed up for this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 And we're back. During the break a little argument broke out between Cherry and Mr. Stark in which he got increasingly angry and put his hands on her saying "she doesn't respect the flag enough to be my baby mama!" Security promptly escorted Mr. Stark out of the building but before he left we did get his paternity results and thankfully he is NOT the father! Alright let's get back into it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 Deadline 72 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 Voting is now open for the cop power AKA speedy paternity test. This can only be done once every other day (so you could save it for D3 in theory) and works with hammer rules. Once someone has a majority of votes it is locked in and voting ends and I will publish the results to the thread ASAP. With 8 players in the studio it takes 5 to drop the hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 vote paternity test Hess Bitch talks like a deadbeat baby daddy who dont wanna pay no chile support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Vote Paternity Test Crusher The obese one has a lot of kids and probably a few he isn’t aware of. In my day we called someone like that a “Bawdy Blimp” or a “Chubby Cake Eater”. Plus I wouldn’t put it past him to be faking his drunken persona. Yeah, see. After all, Crusher being drunk is awfully convenient considering how much he talked about being drunk on vacation last season, like he’s the cat’s pajamas or something. That sly fat fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said: Vote Paternity Test Crusher The obese one has a lot of kids and probably a few he isn’t aware of. In my day we called someone like that a “Bawdy Blimp” or a “Chubby Cake Eater”. Plus I wouldn’t put it past him to be faking his drunken persona. Yeah, see. After all, Crusher being drunk is awfully convenient considering how much he talked about being drunk on vacation last season, like he’s the cat’s pajamas or something. That sly fat fox. I get a vazectomy three days after fifth was born fool. “Hate the game, not the pushy slayer! Quick paternity test Hess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 19, 2021 Author Share Posted November 19, 2021 Votecount N/A Speedy Paternity Test Hess - Crusher, Spoot (2) Crusher - 80 (1) It takes 5 votes to get a speedy test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 7 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: vote paternity test Hess Bitch talks like a deadbeat baby daddy who dont wanna pay no chile support Stfu whore 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 29 minutes ago, The Crusher said: I get a vazectomy three days after fifth was born fool. “Hate the game, not the pushy slayer! Quick paternity test Hess Seeing I didn’t even know Stark was playing would be weird if I killed him but carry on Vote greenseed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 58 minutes ago, HessStation said: Seeing I didn’t even know Stark was playing would be weird if I killed him but carry on Vote greenseed Greenpeen! You baby Daddy rite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Unvote vote greenpeen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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