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28 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said:

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There’s three distinct moves here that remind me of some bad decisions I’ve made. 

Move1. “Hair in Face”…Dark bar, loud music.  Maybe one of those heavy rock jagerbomb nights, with whiskey on backup keys.  It was always getting a little too Late but she had dark mysterious eyes hiding behind the hair in her face. 

Move2. Last call lights come on, the “Is that a unibrow?” reveal….Look away, the night is dark, it will be better outside.  One more jagerbomb!

Move3. The double chin in the morning.  And the “Oh No” rolls in the daylight. Pounding headache and Aggressive eye contact that says you’re not leaving right away are you.

if a movin picture of a child reminds u of ur date, i think u got bigger problems hun

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13 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

if a movin picture of a child reminds u of ur date, i think u got bigger problems hun

It’s not a childish jawline, chin count, or brow now is it? My first thoughts were that she was a big-headed little person. 

That said…I was slaying girls about her age when I was in the second grade. 

She just reminds me of the ugly ones I ****ed in college. 

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Reminder: the "speedy paternity test" is just a shared cop power and only works via hammer rules.

Once someone gains a majority of votes for that it's locked in and I will share that players alignment with the entire thread.

 

Also, I think some of my game concepts aren't meshing as well with my theme concepts as I'd hoped.

My bad. I try to make fun games and I think both this setup and this theme are fun on their own.

Anyway after this I'll keep the deadlines nice and short the game shouldn't take too long.

I appreciate you all playing.

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11 hours ago, Greenseed4 said:

I think @Spoot-Face character is someone who will **** anything with a hole.  So basically, he’s pretending to be @JiFapono in this game.  That’s good enough for an alignment reveal for me. 
 

Vote SpeedyPat Test, Spoots 

r u calling me one of them queers?

I'm a proud woman!

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7 hours ago, Greenseed4 said:

Proud woman, huh?  So you’re probably not the father.  But seeing as this is a Nolder game I’m keeping my vote where it is. 

I hope you bolded it, made it at least 50 in size and put a spotlight on it just to be safe. Best of luck.

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52 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I hope you bolded it, made it at least 50 in size and put a spotlight on it just to be safe. Best of luck.

Not my real vote.  My fake speedy vote, which in typing this, is probably prone to delivering false positives…

But maybe there’s a famous Nolder bus role where Spoot isn’t really a woman but he thinks he is? But it doesn’t matter because Nolder is delivering his pms incorrectly anyway, lol

or, is there a team of multiple scum fathers that is going around each night secretly impregnating us???

Fun game 

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1 minute ago, Greenseed4 said:

Not my real vote.  My fake speedy vote, which in typing this, is probably prone to delivering false positives…

But maybe there’s a famous Nolder bus role where Spoot isn’t really a woman but he thinks he is? But it doesn’t matter because Nolder is delivering his pms incorrectly anyway, lol

or, is there a team of multiple scum fathers that is going around each night secretly impregnating us???

Fun game 

Suddenly feeling somewhat relieved I missed the sign up. Lol

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Votecount

Pac - Greenseed, Spoot, Hess (3)

Spoot - Pac (1)

 

Speedy Paternity Test 

Hess - Crusher, Spoot (2)

Crusher - 80 (1)

Spoot - Greenseed (1)

Greenseed - Pac (1)

Jif - Hess (1)

 

It takes 5 votes to get a speedy test.

Deadline: Sunday 8PM NST 11PM EST

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JC, whom we've identified as a game show contestant from the studio next door who wandered onto our set, has been escorted out of the building by medical professionals and will be getting medical attention at the nearest hospital. He was NOT the father.

 

Pac has also been escorted out of the building. By the police. 

According to officer Gatabot he kept shouting something about being late and missing his deadline.

I'm sure Judge Judy will love to hear all about it.

He was NOT the father.

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9 hours ago, Greenseed4 said:

Oh. There is confusion.  
 

Did JC ever vote?  Did Pac really take him out?  Did Nolder just cluster**** another one of his twisted games?! 
More to come…after this commercial break. 

Pac accidentally killing himself by shooting the bomb would normally go down as all time Mafia folklore if anyone still cared. I’ll relish in it for a day at least. 

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