Jetsfan80 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Paternity test Crusher Regular Vote Crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Paternity test Crusher Regular Vote Crusher Wait. Her name is “cherry”? You might be onto something here. Who among us would impregnate a young woman thinking she was actually a pie? Vote Crusher 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, Greenseed4 said: Wait. Her name is “cherry”? You might be onto something here. Who among us would impregnate a young woman thinking she was actually a pie? Vote Crusher We need to paternity test first paternity test greenseed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: poor JC, bless his heart. I gots a gramma with old timers. its so sad. vote father test Hess You were always a dumb whore 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 @Nolder do I have to unvote the speed test to change my vote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Also, I’d like to point out that WTF IS GOING ON?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 2 hours ago, HessStation said: You were always a dumb whore eat my c*nt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: eat my c*nt Take your beef curtains and shove them up your ass slut 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Cherry has hairy nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Sorry for the delay I tried to do a VC earlier and everything froze so I got frustrated and just turned my computer off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Regular VC Crusher - 80, Greenseed (2) Speedy Paternity Test VC Hess - Spoot (1) Crusher - 80 (1) Greenseed - Hess (1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Greenseed4 said: @Nolder do I have to unvote the speed test to change my vote? You never have to unvote in my games unless I specifically state so. TBH it's a waste of time and almost always unnecessary. There is no difference between: Vote Verbal Unvote Vote Nyn And just: Vote Verbal Vote Nyn The only time I ask you to unvote is if you do not want to be voting anyone at that moment (or, again, if I state so in the rules). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 So what do we have? 6 alive? If that's correct it takes 4 votes to drop the hammer on the speedy paternity test. Just FYI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Speedy Crusher or anyone really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I’m Cherry’s ex boyfriend. Waste the speedy on my if you like but it’s the truth. I also have a very powerful weapon that could destroy the world. It’s serious stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 1 hour ago, HessStation said: Take your beef curtains and shove them up your ass slut only ur momma knows how to do that midget dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 father test Crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 father test 80 y dis sexless weirdo voting to boff kill and father test the big sexy guy? seems like a right waste to me, it does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 naw i dun changed my mind again vote father test big sexy handsome hunk Crusher vote kill sexless weirdo 80 yr old virgin 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Alright time is up! Let me see what we're dealing with here and finally move this along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Regular VC Crusher - 80, Greenseed (2) 80 -Spoot (1) Speedy Paternity Test VC Crusher - 80, Hess, Spoot (3) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 After multiple complaints from everyone on the show, the audience, and even our sponsors Crusher has been asked to leave the studio and has been referred to one of the best AA programs in the state. We pray for his sobriety and wish him all the best. One thing that ought to improve his mood on the way out is that his paternity test came in and he is NOT the father! And now it's time for another commercial break sponsored by our friends at Wild Turkey Bourbon distillery and their brand ambassador former actor and perspective Texas gubernatorial candidate Mathew McConaughey. Take it away Mathew! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nolder Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 Deadline 24 hours Tuesday 8PM NST 11PM EST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 My mafia dominance is once again on full display. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 I forgot this game was happening and reading the last 2 pages, I have no clue what the **** is going on! Scum, kill me, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 I was out to dinner kind of late and I missed the deadline and since I already missed it I figured I'd just start Day later. So that's what happened in case anyone was wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Sorry everyone there has been a mistake. Spoot, the lovely lady you've all been chatting with while figuring out who is the father of Cherry's baby, was supposed to be our guest on the next episode of Maury we were filming right after this one. She got confused and came to set early. We've sent her into a waiting room until this episode wraps up so she can find out who the father of HER baby is. And, obviously, she is NOT the father of Cherry's baby. Alright we're getting down to the wire here only a few potential daddies left here. Which one of you lucky men is going to pay Cherry child support for 25 years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Wait...who the **** is still alive in this game? I don't even know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Gonna try to figure this out... Players 1. Crusher - dead 2. Barry - dead 3. Greenseed 4. Stark - dead 5. Spoot - dead 6. Hess 7. Pac - dead 8. Jif 9. JC - dead 10. 80 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Is that right? I think that's right... **** it close enough. I think we're all ready for this to be done anyway it ran it's course. Not my worst game but coulda been better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Ahem. Due to a uhh legal situation we will not be able to continue to film this episode of Maury nor will it be shown on television or any other medium. Mr. Jif, whom we can now reveal due to the results of a DNA paternity test is in fact the father of Cherry's baby, and who's father happens to be a big time lawyer from Beverly Hills has threatened a lawsuit. Apparently our usual legal waivers were not signed and returned and someone didn't notice...anyway long story short the show is over. If Cherry wants any sort of child support or anything like that she will have to have the court to order another paternity test because the record of this one will be sealed. In addition we are obligated to pay Jif and his friends Hess and Pac for the time they spent filming this episode despite it not going to television. The rest of you get nothing but our thanks for being here. Have a nice day and please get the **** out so we can film Spoot's episode. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Anti climatic lol. Should have paid more attention to who was alive and dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 I am a mafia god. Probably the best scum player ever when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 9 minutes ago, JiFapono said: I am a mafia god. Probably the best scum player ever when you think about it. I didn't even know you were playing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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