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Wow, Nolder made you OJ? Brillinance. 

The only thing you own is the dick in your mouth.

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11 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Paternity test Crusher

Regular Vote Crusher

Wait. Her name is “cherry”? You might be onto something here.  Who among us would impregnate a young woman thinking she was actually a pie? 

Vote Crusher

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5 hours ago, Greenseed4 said:

@Nolder do I have to unvote the speed test to change my vote?

You never have to unvote in my games unless I specifically state so.

TBH it's a waste of time and almost always unnecessary.

There is no difference between:

Vote Verbal

Unvote

Vote Nyn

 

And just:

Vote Verbal

Vote Nyn

 

The only time I ask you to unvote is if you do not want to be voting anyone at that moment (or, again, if I state so in the rules).

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After multiple complaints from everyone on the show, the audience, and even our sponsors Crusher has been asked to leave the studio and has been referred to one of the best AA programs in the state. We pray for his sobriety and wish him all the best. One thing that ought to improve his mood on the way out is that his paternity test came in and he is NOT the father!

 

And now it's time for another commercial break sponsored by our friends at Wild Turkey Bourbon distillery and their brand ambassador former actor and perspective Texas gubernatorial candidate Mathew McConaughey. Take it away Mathew!

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Sorry everyone there has been a mistake. Spoot, the lovely lady you've all been chatting with while figuring out who is the father of Cherry's baby, was supposed to be our guest on the next episode of Maury we were filming right after this one. She got confused and came to set early. We've sent her into a waiting room until this episode wraps up so she can find out who the father of HER baby is. And, obviously, she is NOT the father of Cherry's baby.

 

Alright we're getting down to the wire here only a few potential daddies left here.

Which one of you lucky men is going to pay Cherry child support for 25 years?

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Ahem.

Due to a uhh legal situation we will not be able to continue to film this episode of Maury nor will it be shown on television or any other medium. Mr. Jif, whom we can now reveal due to the results of a DNA paternity test is in fact the father of Cherry's baby, and who's father happens to be a big time lawyer from Beverly Hills has threatened a lawsuit. Apparently our usual legal waivers were not signed and returned and someone didn't notice...anyway long story short the show is over. If Cherry wants any sort of child support or anything like that she will have to have the court to order another paternity test because the record of this one will be sealed. In addition we are obligated to pay Jif and his friends Hess and Pac for the time they spent filming this episode despite it not going to television. The rest of you get nothing but our thanks for being here. Have a nice day and please get the **** out so we can film Spoot's episode. Thank you.

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