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[Jetlife33]

 

[Rangers9]

The Fins are coming off of 2 straight Ws incl last week against the Ravens. It looks like Tua will be their starting Qb. He has 7 Tds and 5 picks this season. Miami has been more competitive than the Jets but they have suffered blowouts this season too against Buff and the Bucs. Their season opener they beat NEP a team who crushed the Jets two times this season. The lifetime series record of the two teams is 55-55-1 so if you're into team history a W would be a good thing for the franchise today.  Look I think the thing with Flacco who played last week and didn't look so bad in garbage time (3-3-47-1) is keeping him on his feet so the key is the O-line. If they can protect him he could be successful in the Jets recent short pass game plan. By successful I mean score more points than the opponent.  If he stinks they'll pull him and give White another chance. I think hard for Miami to win 3 in a row with this roster although they have played much better than the Jets have. And it's a Jets home game. Jets 23 Miami 20.

[TuscanyTile2]

Are either of My Quite and/or Daphne Zuniga active today?

[TuscanyTile2]

18 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

"Now I'm psyched"

[TuscanyTile2]

18 minutes ago, Rangers9 said:

The Fins are coming off of 2 straight Ws incl last week against the Ravens. It looks like Tua will be their starting Qb. He has 7 Tds and 5 picks this season. Miami has been more competitive than the Jets but they have suffered blowouts this season too against Buff and the Bucs. Their season opener they beat NEP a team who crushed the Jets two times this season. The lifetime series record of the two teams is 55-55-1 so if you're into team history a W would be a good thing for the franchise today. Game time temp is 79 degrees no rain so the heat advantage for the Fins might not be there so much today. Look I think the thing with Flacco who played last week and didn't look so bad in garbage time (3-3-47-1) is keeping him on his feet so the key is the O-line. If they can protect for him he could be successful in the Jets recent short pass game plan. By successful I mean score more points than the opponent.  If he stinks they'll pull him and give White another chance. I think hard for Miami to win 3 in a row with this roster although they have played much better than the Jets have. And it's a home game. Jets 23 Miami 20.

I predict Tua throws for 300+ yards today.

[Jetlife33]

17 minutes ago, Rangers9 said:

The Fins are coming off of 2 straight Ws incl last week against the Ravens. It looks like Tua will be their starting Qb. He has 7 Tds and 5 picks this season. Miami has been more competitive than the Jets but they have suffered blowouts this season too against Buff and the Bucs. Their season opener they beat NEP a team who crushed the Jets two times this season. The lifetime series record of the two teams is 55-55-1 so if you're into team history a W would be a good thing for the franchise today. Game time temp is 79 degrees no rain so the heat advantage for the Fins might not be there so much today. Look I think the thing with Flacco who played last week and didn't look so bad in garbage time (3-3-47-1) is keeping him on his feet so the key is the O-line. If they can protect for him he could be successful in the Jets recent short pass game plan. By successful I mean score more points than the opponent.  If he stinks they'll pull him and give White another chance. I think hard for Miami to win 3 in a row with this roster although they have played much better than the Jets have. And it's a home game. Jets 23 Miami 20.

Nice write up! Lifetime series being 55-55-1 is pretty crazy. Like I said I’d love a win here regardless of who’s playing QB. Also, game time temp I believe is 54 degrees here in NY. 

[Jetlife33]

1 minute ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

I predict Tua throws for 300+ yards today.

Wouldn’t be shocked, Waddle and Gesicki are tough covers especially for our D. 

[Rangers9]

Btw the line for this game as of this morning is about Fins -3.5. 

[Joe W. Namath]

I think the Jets D is going to play real well today.  This Dolphin defense is playing at a high level right now so it will be tough to move the ball on them.  I can see a 17-13 type game.  Ill take the Jets to win it.

[TuscanyTile2]

1 minute ago, Joe W. Namath said:

I think the Jets D is going to play real well today.  This Dolphin defense is playing at a high level right now so it will be tough to move the ball on them.  I can see a 17-13 type game.  Ill take the Jets to win it.

Dolphins 30

Jets 13

[Jetlife33]

 

[Jetlife33]

[TuscanyTile2]

2 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

That's actually kind of awesome

[Jetlife33]

 

[T0mShane]

1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said:

  

 

 

Booster or no booster, if you turn on the game, you're still going to get Flacco-19.

Legit lol’d

[Jetlife33]

 

[Jetlife33]

 

[Jetlife33]

[Jetlife33]

 

[TuscanyTile2]

6 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

Zippy!

[T0mShane]

41 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

Good hustle by CJ, running full speed to the entrance like that. 

[undertow]

Why are people sharing booster shot stories in here like it's the first time they got a blowjob? lol

[BigRy56]

Jets will win this one handily ahead of Wilson coming back next week

[JustInFudge]

3 hours ago, JiFapono said:

10:28 tee time, waves could get if the wind stays light - going to be a fun day regardless.  Enjoy Joe Flacco, boys and girls!  Sounds like a great use of 4 hours! 

Thank you all so much for the rep, I like you more than I like my partner who just backed out on me because his "back hurts"...more like vagina but whatever, it's a private course, he's the member so now there is a chance I actually watch this F'ing game because the wind is howling and the waves are not good.  

**** YOU JOE FLACCO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jetlife33]

 

[Jetlife33]

1 minute ago, JiFapono said:

Thank you all so much for the rep, I like you more than I like my partner who just backed out on me because his "back hurts"...more like vagina but whatever, it's a private course, he's the member so now there is a chance I actually watch this F'ing game because the wind is howling and the waves are not good.  

**** YOU JOE FLACCO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were always watching this game 

[Jetlife33]

 

[TuscanyTile2]

3 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

You were always watching this game 

But that story of his was nice misdirection.

There is no escaping from this team.  There's only the offseason.

[munchmemory]

14 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

If I said this was some high school intern who just went out for JD's coffee, tell me you wouldn't buy into it.

[T0mShane]

10 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

The once and future king.

[T0mShane]

6 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

Thank you all so much for the rep, I like you more than I like my partner who just backed out on me because his "back hurts"...more like vagina but whatever, it's a private course, he's the member so now there is a chance I actually watch this F'ing game because the wind is howling and the waves are not good.  

**** YOU JOE FLACCO!!!!!!!!!!!!

^Pitiful sellout ****

[JustInFudge]

5 minutes ago, Jetlife33 said:

You were always watching this game 

haha - it's the same guy who has the tv on his cart, so yes, I would have been on but I would be barely watching.  And I wanted to surf after which definitely means no viewing...which could still happen.  

[TuscanyTile2]

1 minute ago, Jetlife33 said:

 

Did he happen to mention if the workout included a 33 inch vertical jump?

[T0mShane]

12 minutes ago, undertow said:

Why are people sharing booster shot stories in here like it's the first time they got a blowjob? lol

How good was your first blowjob that it made your arm sore and fatigued you for 24 hours, and do you still have her (or his; idc) number??

[TuscanyTile2]

2 minutes ago, JiFapono said:

haha - it's the same guy who has the tv on his cart, so yes, I would have been on but I would be barely watching.  And I wanted to surf after which definitely means no viewing...which could still happen.  

You can still channel surf when we're down 30 at halftime.