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"I just threw my glass table at my 65 inch TV, shattering both of them. This team has humiliated my entire family. My wife and kids are in tears as 40+ guests clear out of my house. Just threw my jersey into the firepit. I can't do this anymore. Goodbye"


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3 minutes ago, shawn306 said:

Title of the week ?

The fact that I didn't immediately dismiss the veracity of his post demonstrates just how realistic it is that being a Jets fan can lead to disastrous results like these.

A man almost ruining his entire life over the Jets was more believable to me in that moment than he was just making it up.

Oh, and me ROOTING for it to be true also demonstrates that I'm a really bad person deep down.

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5 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The fact that I didn't immediately dismiss the veracity of his post demonstrates just how realistic it is that being a Jets fan can lead to disastrous results like these.

A man almost ruining his entire life over the Jets was more believable to me in that moment than he was just making it up.

🤣 Love it or hate it, that's a huge part of the camaraderie for being a fan of this team. 

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4 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

The fact that I didn't immediately dismiss the veracity of his post demonstrates just how realistic it is that being a Jets fan can lead to disastrous results like these.

A man almost ruining his entire life over the Jets was more believable to me in that moment than he was just making it up.

Oh, and me ROOTING for it to be true also demonstrates that I'm a really bad person deep down.

I had hopes for you 80.... but you just proved to me what an AB you are lol...

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7 minutes ago, Larz said:

This guy really thinks his family is crying because of the game

sad

Since it's fictional, it can definitely be left open to interpretation. 

My opinion is that they were probably crying because of the general mayhem that ensued, and the social ramifications of their dad/husband acting like a complete maniac in front of 40+ guests....over a Jets game 

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a absolute loser. Well done! ( if it’s true- though I doubt it or- people are more dumb then I give them credit for.) I saw growth- plus a win at this point means very little. Say hi to Nico!! 

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I'm honestly flattered that my silly attempt at satire made this much of an impact today. It was a wild game.

In reality, I can absolutely live with a loss like this. We had life all game and competed with a super bowl hopeful-club while our rookie QB is showing improvements/promise. That's all I can really hope for this late in the season. 

Plus, my partner would absolutely disown me if that was real (as she should). 

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