djaparz Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in > the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he > noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the > Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, > "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and > no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. > That's why we have the camel." > > The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone > this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." > About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. > Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his > tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the > ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the > camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do > it?" > "No, not really, sir ...They usually just ride the camel into > town where the girls are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 heheh what's real shady about that joke is that the sargeant stood there and watched the wild insane camel sex? somehow that makes it worse - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 haha good one DJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 I have a GREAT email of why the American Soldier rocks.......but I have to email it. Those wanting id forwarded, please PM me with your email address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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