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The Camel Urges

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A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in

> the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he

> noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the

> Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said,

> "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and

> no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'.

> That's why we have the camel."


> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone

> this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges.

> Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his

> tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the

> ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the

> camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do

> it?"

> "No, not really, sir ...They usually just ride the camel into

> town where the girls are."

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what's real shady about that joke is that the sargeant stood there and watched the wild insane camel sex? somehow that makes it worse - :mrgreen:

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I have a GREAT email of why the American Soldier rocks.......but I have to email it. Those wanting id forwarded, please PM me with your email address.

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