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Betty's (Updated) Wild And Crazy Offseason


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Not much has happened since my last offseason predictions but this is better than watching the stock market all day!  Some of the comments on this site have reached beyond absurd proportions, such as...

  • We need to upgrade only the offense this year!
  • We need to sign only defense in free agency and draft all offense!  Or vice versa!
  • We need to trade Becton!
  • We need to trade back then use those picks to trade back up!

All good points.  For me to poop on!

The plan is simple.

Free Agency

  • Sign a starting RG (e.g., Lakin Tomlinson)
  • Sign a starting TE (e.g., Dalton Schultz or Njoke)
  • Sign a starting S (e.g., Justin Reid or Jessie Bates)
  • Sign an Edge (e.g., Harold Landry)
  • Sign a WR (e.g., Cedric Wilson)

Trades

  • Trade #10 to Falcons for #43, #58 and Calvin Ridley.

Draft

  • #4 - George Karlaftis, Edge
  • #35 - Jaquan Brisker, S
  • #38 - Trey McBride, TE
  • #43 - Christian Harris, LB
  • #58 - Coby Bryant, CB
  • #69 - Rachaad White, RB
  • #108 - Charlie Kolar, TE
  • #114 - John Ridgeway, DT

Boop, boop, be doop!

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I think the pick at 4 is OT.    Will likely play at RG year 1.   Save on Laken.  

The other draft picks look like they can work.  The Ridley trade works.

35 could be an EDGE or WR that slips.

Landry is not a fit for this defense.  

Use the extra money to sign another FA WR.

 

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5 hours ago, varjet said:

I think the pick at 4 is OT.    Will likely play at RG year 1.   Save on Laken.  

The other draft picks look like they can work.  The Ridley trade works.

35 could be an EDGE or WR that slips.

Landry is not a fit for this defense.  

Use the extra money to sign another FA WR.

 

Some of the edges who will be there at 35 are explosive undersized guys…. It seems to me that’s a better chance to be a disruptive DE than a guy who had 4.5 sacks in college. 

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First you refer to yourself in the third person.

Second you insult half the board.

Third you have us ‘reaching’ for an Edge and prioritizing Safety over LB.  No mention of big, fat run stopping DT and no homage to Braxton Berrios.

Can’t wait to see #4.  I’m expecting a bag of flaming dog crap dropped at my front door with smoke in the form of ‘Betty says hi’

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19 hours ago, BettyBoop said:

Not much has happened since my last offseason predictions but this is better than watching the stock market all day!  Some of the comments on this site have reached beyond absurd proportions, such as...

  • We need to upgrade only the offense this year!
  • We need to sign only defense in free agency and draft all offense!  Or vice versa!
  • We need to trade Becton!
  • We need to trade back then use those picks to trade back up!

All good points.  For me to poop on!

The plan is simple.

Free Agency

  • Sign a starting RG (e.g., Lakin Tomlinson)
  • Sign a starting TE (e.g., Dalton Schultz or Njoke)
  • Sign a starting S (e.g., Justin Reid or Jessie Bates)
  • Sign an Edge (e.g., Harold Landry)
  • Sign a WR (e.g., Cedric Wilson)

Trades

  • Trade #10 to Falcons for #43, #58 and Calvin Ridley.

Draft

  • #4 - George Karlaftis, Edge
  • #35 - Jaquan Brisker, S
  • #38 - Trey McBride, TE
  • #43 - Christian Harris, LB
  • #58 - Coby Bryant, CB
  • #69 - Rachaad White, RB
  • #108 - Charlie Kolar, TE
  • #114 - John Ridgeway, DT

Boop, boop, be doop!

Betty , have you considered baking ?

the cook GIF

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4 hours ago, OtherwiseHappyinLife said:

First you refer to yourself in the third person.

Second you insult half the board.

Third you have us ‘reaching’ for an Edge and prioritizing Safety over LB.  No mention of big, fat run stopping DT and no homage to Braxton Berrios.

Can’t wait to see #4.  I’m expecting a bag of flaming dog crap dropped at my front door with smoke in the form of ‘Betty says hi’

 

He's the worst and I'm glad people other than me are starting to see it.  He's egotistical AND he's neither smart nor entertaining.  

Not every thought in a person's dumb head requires a thread.  Dude has over 3,000 posts here and I imagine 3,000 of them are either threads he started or posts within the threads he started.

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On 1/27/2022 at 3:02 PM, BettyBoop said:

Not much has happened since my last offseason predictions but this is better than watching the stock market all day!  Some of the comments on this site have reached beyond absurd proportions, such as...

  • We need to upgrade only the offense this year!
  • We need to sign only defense in free agency and draft all offense!  Or vice versa!
  • We need to trade Becton!
  • We need to trade back then use those picks to trade back up!

All good points.  For me to poop on!

The plan is simple.

Free Agency

  • Sign a starting RG (e.g., Lakin Tomlinson)
  • Sign a starting TE (e.g., Dalton Schultz or Njoke)
  • Sign a starting S (e.g., Justin Reid or Jessie Bates)
  • Sign an Edge (e.g., Harold Landry)
  • Sign a WR (e.g., Cedric Wilson)

Trades

  • Trade #10 to Falcons for #43, #58 and Calvin Ridley.

Draft

  • #4 - George Karlaftis, Edge
  • #35 - Jaquan Brisker, S
  • #38 - Trey McBride, TE
  • #43 - Christian Harris, LB
  • #58 - Coby Bryant, CB
  • #69 - Rachaad White, RB
  • #108 - Charlie Kolar, TE
  • #114 - John Ridgeway, DT

Boop, boop, be doop!

Mods,  please move to draft forum 

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Why anyone wants Ridley is puzzling. Is he coming back this year? Was this. 1 time thing? Could he not handle losing? 
 

no way I trade 10 for Ridley and package. 
 

i also wouldn’t trust Ridley to be the main WR. Sorry but no

 

corey Davis for Ridley and the. We still try to get a #1 in FA or Draft fine but that’s about the only way

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