Popular Post IndianaJet Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 1 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 Ranch? You fu*king heathen. Salt and a bit of fresh lemon juice if it's prepared well. 22 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post slimjasi Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Ranch? You fu*king heathen. Salt and a bit of fresh lemon juice if it's prepared well. Possibly some marinara? 15 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, slimjasi said: Possibly some marinara? No doubt. Or, if you have them whole and cleaned? Stuffed with cheese and cooked with either marinara or an herb/garlic/butter sauce. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Darnold's Forehead Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 15 minutes ago, IndianaJet said: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Warfish Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 Calamari is bait, not food. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BurnleyJet Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 Call Joe Douglas, cancel the trade. 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTJet Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 Calamari is ******* gross anyways. Put gasoline on it instead and light that sh*t on fire. 5 10 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sourceworx Posted January 29, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2022 F*cking southerners ?♂️ 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JustEndTheSuffering Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 44 minutes ago, IndianaJet said: Should be a crime to serve WITH ranch. Capital punishment being the only sentence. 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Beerfish Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 I too like eating rubber with ranch dressing on it 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Green Ghost Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 So about 15 years ago I’m up at Syracuse for a football game. Afterwards we head over to Marshall St. for what I’m told is great pizza. I go to the counter to pay for my pie, and the cashier asks me “do you want blue cheese or ranch dressing?” I told her “neither, I ordered a pie, not wings…” then I look around the dining area and everyone is dipping their slice into one or the other before every bite. I’m like “WTF?” She tells me “it’s a thing up here.” @playtowinthegame why? 6 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 52 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Ranch? You fu*king heathen. Salt and a bit of fresh lemon juice if it's prepared well. I bet he pronounces it cal-a-mar-i. With 4 syllables. Real Italians just 3. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usanyj Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, southparkcpa said: I bet he pronounces it cal-a-mar-i. With 4 syllables. Real Italians just 3. No truer words, I read it as calamad regardless of it being spelled calamari, which is undoubtedly a misspelling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 minute ago, usanyj said: No truer words, I read it as calamad regardless of it being spelled calamari, which is undoubtedly a misspelling. To me….. its Galama or Galamar. Ricotta is Rigaut. You get the idea. ? 2 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoJetsFan Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 California taxes suck, but the thing that broke me and the main reason I’m leaving is because every one dips their pizza in ranch dressing here. It wasn’t just Sanchez. I’ve had enough. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68JET11 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, Beerfish said: I too like eating rubber with ranch dressing on it If the calamari you're eating chews like rubber it isn't prepared correctly. While it will have some chewy nature, it shouldn't chew like rubber at all. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Untouchable Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, TokyoJetsFan said: California taxes suck, but the thing that broke me and the main reason I’m leaving is because every one dips their pizza in ranch dressing here. It wasn’t just Sanchez. I’ve had enough. These are the same dickheads who smear avocado on toast instead of butter like a normal person. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Irish Jet Posted January 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2022 Who the f*ck is Calamari? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 15 minutes ago, southparkcpa said: I bet he pronounces it cal-a-mar-i. With 4 syllables. Real Italians just 3. We have a place down here with pretty good fried calamari. I usually sit at the bar during happy hour with a few friends. The two girls who work the bar would always make fun of my NY accent, but when I ordered “galamad” they had no idea what I meant. My buddy said he wants the cal a mary. We had a lot of fun trying to teach them how pronounce things like “gabagol” and other Italian foods. To this day whenever I come in, they ask, “you havin’ da galamad today?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustEndTheSuffering Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 24 minutes ago, southparkcpa said: I bet he pronounces it cal-a-mar-i. With 4 syllables. Real Italians just 3. No doubt about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, southparkcpa said: To me….. its Galama or Galamar. Ricotta is Rigaut. You get the idea. ? You do it exactly like me… leave off the last vowel. Manicotti is Managut 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
68JET11 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 13 minutes ago, TokyoJetsFan said: California taxes suck, but the thing that broke me and the main reason I’m leaving is because every one dips their pizza in ranch dressing here. It wasn’t just Sanchez. I’ve had enough. Ranch dressing shouldn't even be on the list of reasons why anyone would want to leave Cali... lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Harris Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 27 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: So about 15 years ago I’m up at Syracuse for a football game. Afterwards we head over to Marshall St. for what I’m told is great pizza. I go to the counter to pay for my pie, and the cashier asks me “do you want blue cheese or ranch dressing?” I told her “neither, I ordered a pie, not wings…” then I look around the dining area and everyone is dipping their slice into one or the other before every bite. I’m like “WTF?” She tells me “it’s a thing up here.” @playtowinthegame why? Blue cheese on pizza can be gluttonously delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPitch Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 58 minutes ago, Warfish said: Calamari is bait, not food. Lol ur nuts its food of the gods. Me? Whole over a wood burning bbq. Frying is a sin its for picky puss@@s 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: You do it exactly like me… leave off the last vowel. Manicotti is Managut I remember my mom not allowing us to pronounce it incorrectly. She was full Italian….. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, slimjasi said: Possibly some marinara? 1 hour ago, munchmemory said: Ranch? You fu*king heathen. Salt and a bit of fresh lemon juice if it's prepared well. Ok so Calamari is hard to make at home. I take U-10 shrimp, flour and baking powder, fry and serve with Vincent’s hot marinara. I feel like Little Italy circa 1980. Sans hitmen. Before Little Italy became China Town. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets0712 Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 To me….. its Galama or Galamar. Ricotta is Rigaut. You get the idea. Cannoli is ganul Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSNY Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 44 minutes ago, JustEndTheSuffering said: Should be a crime to serve WITH ranch. Capital punishment being the only sentence. He who puts Ranch dressing on Calamad meets the same fate as Sal “ Big Pussy” Bonpensiero of the Sopranos DK Metcalf stay in Seattle and drink overpriced soy milk lattes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, southparkcpa said: I remember my mom not allowing us to pronounce it incorrectly. She was full Italian….. To my mom someone who wasn’t Italian, was an “Amerigan” and we were always told they “didn’t have our ways…” She would shake her head if I dated someone who wasn’t Italian. She’d always say “Have fun, just don’t marry her.” I should have listened. ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Jets0712 said: Cannoli is ganul Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Leave the gun….. take the cannolis. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Ghost Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 The whole scungilli / conch thing I got into with the “Southern belle” I’m dating is a classic story for another time btw. Just imagine Ellie Mae Clampett meets Goodfellas and you’ll get the gist. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Green Ghost said: The whole scungilli / conch thing I got into with the “Southern belle” I’m dating is a classic story for another time btw. Just imagine Ellie Mae Clampett meets Goodfellas and you’ll get the gist. Im dating a gal from Ohio. She’s finally figured out… I don’t give a Fukk, really doesn’t mean I don’t care. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, CSNY said: He who puts Ranch dressing on Calamad meets the same fate as Sal “ Big Pussy” Bonpensiero of the Sopranos DK Metcalf stay in Seattle and drink overpriced soy milk lattes Yeah. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 1 hour ago, JTJet said: Calamari is ******* gross anyways. Put gasoline on it instead and light that sh*t on fire. I will fight you. Applebees parking lot. We’ll stream it on Zoom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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